A dwarf mourning 999 years of beard grooming is the fantasy equivalent of losing your saves on the final boss fight

Lex is forging a sentient treehouse and the wolf is consuming clone girls to evolve. Just another normal chapter in the Innkeeper’s universe

Lex refuses to use wood for his treehouse because that would make too much sense

Stardust Honey = space meth

Seed is 5 feet tall and weighs 110,000 lbs. Bro just planted a dying star in soft dirt

Hamster spits out a longsword. This isn’t a crew, it’s a glitch in God’s draft folder

Bob riding a motorcycle across a collapsing candy ship while screaming religious poetry? That’s just Monday at my family reunion

I'd overreact a little too if im disconnected to a part of me

Shopping too hard now qualifies as a death sentence. Late-stage capitalism has gone multiversal

Carving your name into the laws of reality to prove a point is petty on a cosmic scale