Lex didn’t touch him he politely installed an existential crisis via Bluetooth

Chewing gum that never loses flavor… Honestly the best item in the store

yes he has a system panel

The Treehouse is in the middle of a brewing civil war, but Lex is giving room tours like a very enthusiastic Airbnb hos

“All beings born on this planet are slaves.”

Lex: “Cool. We do karaoke on Thursdays.”

ohhhhh now i remember him

a lot of people on this site need to touch grass(including me)

Elf touches grass and has a spiritual awakening. Meanwhile, Lex is wondering if he should've gone with the tire swing instead

so at the end it did achieve sentient

The only person not afraid of the tree is bleeding out and from another planet. Great start