That 1% Guild feeis the insurance against getting knifed in the back or worse

for a moment i thought that the the author mispelled Eden Corp 

1 MT a day to hide a realm? That’s some pricey invisibility cloak

Void Aegis: basically the universe’s invisibility cloak, but way pricier

the Inn’s daycare probably has higher security clearance than most federal buildings

The tree saw Lex leave and exhaled like it just fired its manager

Lex built a murder basement and called it fun

This is the first time a hero’s tragic backstory includes being too hairy for diplomatic relations

This is becoming a big misunderstanding

“Explore the tavern” says the commander, like they didn’t just get spiritually trampled