Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 859 - 856 Just for Fun

Chapter 859: Chapter 856 Just for Fun

When you unleash all your strength and can’t shake the person who insults you, it’s such a suffocating fury, and deep helplessness.

"Lin Tian, you’re getting back at me for disrupting the free clinic last time," Sun Decai said repressively.

"Haha, I never saw it as a big deal, in my eyes, it was just playing along with you," Lin Tian said indifferently with a smile.

"Is it for Qi Jing?" Sun Decai continued to ask.

Lin Tian held up one finger and said, "No, no, you’re completely mistaken. How Qi Jing chooses, that’s her business. What I remember is the punches, kicks, and words of insult you gave me. Maybe you don’t know, I almost died because of them, no, I should say, I’m someone who has died once already."

Died once; no one can understand the meaning of his words. After being bitten by the female zombie, from the moment his heart stopped beating, Lin Tian’s life as a human ended, and now, he exists in the form of a zombie.

"Don’t rush, let’s take it slow. Remember what I told you by the basketball court, from the moment I, Lin Tian, returned to this campus, was the beginning of your nightmare. Now, it’s just that I don’t wear glasses anymore," Lin Tian said lightly, then turned and left, leaving Sun Decai pale and speechless.

Lin Tian didn’t wait long under the tree before Xiao Manxuan came out, accompanied by Zhang Lingyu.

"Lin Tian, Sister Yu and I are in the same exam room, what a coincidence." Xiao Manxuan said happily.

"Quite a coincidence, with your skills, the exam must be a breeze for you, right?" Lin Tian laughed.

"Of course, Sister Yu and I defeated you, after all," Xiao Manxuan said confidently.

Zhang Lingyu smiled and asked, "Lin Tian, did you intentionally lose to us last time?"

"Uh, I really wish I did, but I couldn’t match your perfect scores, it’s truly a shame, I even prepared chewing gum, don’t know when I can use it," Lin Tian said with a deliberate sigh.

This time Xiao Manxuan understood what the chewing gum meant—it was preparation for a kiss, she couldn’t help but roll her eyes at Lin Tian shyly.

Zhang Lingyu didn’t react much, instead, she calmly said, "Tomorrow afternoon the college entrance exam will be over, it’s almost time to say goodbye. You guys chat, I have something to do, I’ll leave first." After saying that, she really left.

"Lin Tian, what does Sister Yu mean? I feel like she’s about to leave us?" Xiao Manxuan, with her sensitive nature, seemed to have understood the underlying meaning and asked somewhat puzzled.

"No feast lasts forever. Once the college entrance exam is over, we each go our separate ways. Maybe, Zhang Lingyu should return to where she belongs," Lin Tian said as he watched Zhang Lingyu’s figure disappear into the distance.

Xiao Manxuan pursed her lips in frustration and said, "I really can’t bear it."

"Why can’t you bear it? Even you and Miss will have a day where you separate, each building your own family. Can you stay together forever?" Lin Tian said bluntly.

"I don’t want to separate from my sister." Xiao Manxuan immediately retorted, with no room for reasoning.

"Second Miss, I have a good solution that can keep you from being separated from your sister, or even from your Sister Yu," Lin Tian said mysteriously.

Xiao Manxuan’s eyes lit up and she hurriedly said, "What solution?"

"Hehe..." Lin Tian laughed slyly and shamelessly said, "You all marry the same man, then you can be together forever and always be good sisters."

"Alright, Lin Tian, so this is your plan, you big pervert, I’m not talking to you anymore." Xiao Manxuan glared fiercely at Lin Tian and walked away gracefully toward the school gate.

Lin Tian felt extremely frustrated listening to that, offering a good-hearted suggestion only to be called a pervert for no reason, and what’s this about having this plan? When did I ever think of marrying all of you? A bunch of violent girls might tear my house down.

Besides, marrying all of you, would I have to make a schedule? Monday pamper Miss, Tuesday pamper Second Miss, Wednesday pamper Zhang Lingyu?...

And then pamper them all over the weekend? While such an idyllic existence is enticing, the premise is that the group of women must coexist peacefully, which Lin Tian knows is more difficult than ascending to heaven and becoming a god.

The mere thought of it is impossible, as none among you is a simple woman.

Lin Tian shook his head and caught up. Miss was already waiting outside the school, and Lin Tian’s appearance caused quite a stir among the parents as the exam was not yet over.

The students leaving at this time had either done very well and handed in their papers early, or they didn’t understand anything and simply couldn’t write anymore, like Sun Decai.

Among the parents, some recognized Lin Tian from the school disturbance incident last time, so they didn’t dare to act all parent-like but eagerly approached Lin Tian.

"Student Lin Tian, did you finish the exam early?"

"Student Lin Tian, was this year’s Chinese exam difficult?"

"Student Lin Tian..."

The parents’ anxious barrage of questions exploded like fireworks around Lin Tian’s ears, making him almost want to throw them one by one but he managed to hold back.

"Uh, dear parents, from my feeling, this year’s Chinese exam wasn’t difficult," Lin Tian had to answer patiently.

The parents responded with a relieved "Oh" and then came to their senses, wondering whether Lin Tian found it difficult or not. However, when they wanted to continue asking, they realized Lin Tian was already gone.

Meanwhile, Lin Tian had returned to a bulletproof car, pretending to wipe the imaginary sweat off his forehead, thinking the parents were too crazy, and noticed the reporters approaching with cameras—if he didn’t run now, he’d be completely surrounded.

"Second Miss, why weren’t you surrounded?" Lin Tian asked curiously.

"Miss came in to take me out; she foresaw the parents’ reaction," Xiao Manxuan said smugly. The little girl had already forgotten the words she said about ignoring Lin Tian earlier.

"I see, looks like I need to climb over the wall next time," Lin Tian said helplessly.

"Ten years of hard study for today, it’s understandable how parents react," Miss said, starting the car to leave that place of trouble.

Thus, the morning exam ended; the afternoon was the math exam, the most difficult subject of all. Of course, except for math geniuses like Chen Herun, who had already mastered university-level mathematics, the college entrance exam math posed no challenge.

Naturally, Lin Tian was indifferent too—if he were to compete in the math Olympiad or something similar, he might find it slightly difficult, but since the college entrance exam tests knowledge from textbooks, he found it not challenging.

At noon, Miss personally cooked a meal that was delicious yet easily digestible. Miss completely understood that during the college entrance exam, one should eat well without overeating.

As Miss of the Xiao Family, being able to cook and excel in the social scene was an eye-opener for Lin Tian.