Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 650 - 647: The Frustrated Fierce Bear

Chapter 650: Chapter 647: The Frustrated Fierce Bear

While Lin Tian and Demon Blade were arguing, Fierce Bear seemed to have really gotten hurt, continuously howling in agony. According to an animal’s survival instinct, when its vital points are injured, they mostly flee.

But unexpectedly, Fierce Bear let out a ferocious roar and slammed its palms on the ground, causing violent shaking akin to an earthquake. Lin Tian, who was closest to Fierce Bear, couldn’t dodge, and Demon Blade, being foolish, didn’t move away. He was sent flying by the shock.

Fierce Bear swiftly turned around, stretched out its claw, and grabbed Lin Tian in midair.

"You lousy blade, what am I even supposed to say to you? Getting caught by Fierce Bear like this!" Lin Tian was utterly speechless.

"It’s your fault for yammering non-stop and affecting my performance. I’ve been telling you not to babble!" Demon Blade shouted back, even more displeased.

"Damn, you still find a way to blame me after being caught? You said the weak point was its ass; why is this bear still so lively, not looking injured at all!" Lin Tian retorted angrily.

He expected Demon Blade to give an irrefutable reason, but instead, Demon Blade said, "I don’t know either! It was my previous master who said that a bear’s butt is their weak point."

Your grandfather’s, just some hearsay? Lin Tian was about to be driven mad by Demon Blade and speechlessly questioned the heavens.

Once Fierce Bear grabbed Lin Tian, it lifted him up to its eyes, glaring furiously as if to identify the culprit that stabbed its behind.

"Lin Tian, don’t provoke it, I’ll think of something!" cried out Heavenly Master Girl’s voice.

I don’t want to either, but I’m not the one in control of my body right now, Lin Tian thought helplessly.

Demon Blade, not waiting for Lin Tian to speak, suddenly said, "I get it, is it because Fierce Bear’s body is too massive, and we need to poke its butt again for it to die?"

Poke its butt again? Lin Tian’s face immediately filled with black lines, not knowing if Fierce Bear could understand, but after Demon Blade spoke those words, Fierce Bear’s gaze turned even more ferocious.

It grabbed Lin Tian by the leg and flung him to the ground with a resounding "boom." Lin Tian, face down, made intimate contact with the earth, buried into the ground by Fierce Bear’s throw.

Li Yue, the young girl, couldn’t bear to watch and covered her face, unable to continue looking.

In that moment, Lin Tian actually found himself recalling a phrase, "I too am an Angel who descended from the heavens; it’s just that I landed face-first on arrival."

After tossing Lin Tian once as if not yet pacifying its rage from the butt-stabbing, Fierce Bear grabbed Lin Tian’s legs and continued tossing him down repeatedly, lifting and throwing...

"Bang, bang, bang..." The infuriated behemoth kept slamming Lin Tian into the ground, churning it up and causing rocks to scatter and dust to fill the air.

"...immobilization spell, cast!" Heavenly Master Girl chanted a string of spells and threw a talisman with a flick of her ’sword finger’, sticking it to Fierce Bear’s back.

A flash of earthy yellow light crossed, and the talisman firmly adhered to the bear’s back. Fierce Bear’s motions suddenly came to a halt, and Lin Tian also "plop" fell to the ground.

"Heavenly Master, why didn’t you use the immobilization spell earlier?" Lin Tian lay spread-eagled on the ground and asked, his voice weak.

"I... I was thinking about how to kill it, and I also wasn’t sure if the immobilization spell would work on Fierce Bear? If it didn’t work, it would have enraged it more. Are... are you alright?" Heavenly Master Girl said softly, a bit embarrassed.

"Alright? Let it toss you around by the legs thirteen times and see," Lin Tian replied, still weakly.

"Kid, looks like my judgment wasn’t wrong, eh? You have a sturdy body, taking such a beating and still not getting hurt, tsk, tsk, tsk, the more I see it, the more I like it!" Demon Blade Muramasa clicked his tongue in admiration.

"Damn blade, I curse your ancestors for a hundred and eighty generations!" Lin Tian growled through clenched teeth.

"Curse all you want, I’m the only one in my family—no ancestors, no descendants. Just let it out, heh heh." Demon Blade Muramasa laughed shamelessly.

"You..." Lin Tian suddenly remembered that it was a sword, with no ancestors to speak of. He realized he was just talking nonsense.

"Roar..." Just as he was thinking about how to curse at the Demon Blade, Fierce Bear suddenly let out a huge roar and lifted its foot to stomp on Lin Tian.

"Lin Tian, I told you the immobilization spell wouldn’t be very effective. Now it’s completely enraged, be careful!" Heavenly Master Girl shouted in alarm.

Lin Tian didn’t have time to respond to her and shouted, "Damn blade, dodge!"

"I told you not to disturb me, it affects my performance!" Cunzheng, the Demon Blade, complained. But this time, he dodged in time.

Though he dodged, Lin Tian was far from pleased, because Cunzheng controlled his body and with a roll, he ended up right under the foot of Fierce Bear!

With a boom, Fierce Bear’s foot missed its stomp, creating a large pit in the ground. Lin Tian was right beside it, his face sprayed with flying debris. The bear couldn’t find its target, looked around everywhere, but failed to notice what was under its feet.

"Damn it, can’t you roll farther away? Do you have a death wish getting under its feet?" Lin Tian felt his spirit take a hit of ten thousand points of damage, all thanks to being driven mad by the insanity of the Demon Blade.

"You don’t understand, enraging it is part of my strategy. As the old saying goes, to ensure its downfall, first drive it to madness. Now that the Fierce Bear is berserk, its weakness must be exposed," the Demon Blade said with pride.

"It’s already completely enraged, have you spotted its weakness yet?" Lin Tian asked disdainfully. After the beating just now, he had no faith in its empty words.

Cunzheng, the Demon Blade, pointed at Fierce Bear above and said, "Kid, look there, isn’t the weakness right there?"

Lin Tian lay right beneath the Fierce Bear and had a clear view, but as soon as he saw it, he was struck with an urge to curse.

The spot Cunzheng pointed to was precisely Fierce Bear’s rear end, more specifically its butthole.

"Shit, you’re going to stab it a second time?" Lin Tian exclaimed in shock. The last stab had angered Fierce Bear, leading to a severe beating.

If he hadn’t been controlled by the Demon Blade, Lin Tian could have faced Fierce Bear without fear, even gone toe-to-toe with it, but with the Demon Blade—the jokester—controlling his body, the outcome was sure to be another serious beating.

Cunzheng didn’t respond to Lin Tian’s words. Instead, it answered him with action, swiftly thrusting the blade.

"Thousand Illusion Ghost Stab!"

The Demon Blade Muramasa suddenly got serious and shouted loudly, using the Thousand Illusion Blade Technique. Lin Tian’s arm involuntarily extended along with the blade, and in an instant, the entire blade stabbed into the butthole of Fierce Bear.

With the blade over a meter long now entirely inside Fierce Bear’s butthole, Lin Tian himself felt a tightening sensation; if it were to stab a person, wouldn’t it penetrate through the top of their head?

The beauties present again turned their heads away, unable to bear the sight.

Struck by such a severe blow, Fierce Bear’s body abruptly stiffened, then it let out a roar that shook heaven and earth, a roar that seemed to contain endless frustration. Of course it was frustrated; in just a short time, it, a majestic bear, had its butthole burst twice by the same person!

Lin Tian thought it was about to unleash its fury again, but after the roar, Fierce Bear’s massive body collapsed with a "boom."

As Fierce Bear fell, it slowly vanished and at the same time, a pale yellow, translucent substance flew towards the Demon Blade and was absorbed by it!

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