Zombie Bodyguard -
Chapter 649 - 646: The Chrysanthemum is Broken, the Ground is Covered with Wounds
Chapter 649: Chapter 646: The Chrysanthemum is Broken, the Ground is Covered with Wounds
At the moment he turned around, Lin Tian noticed a fleeting shrewd gleam in the Fox Concubine’s eyes, and he immediately understood that she must have lured Cunzheng to release more shishen. If a formidable one was released, it could be used to kill someone with a borrowed knife, destroying the Demon Blade in the process.
Cunzheng, arrogant and egoistic, didn’t notice the Fox Concubine’s scheme. Even if he had known, Lin Tian believed he wouldn’t have cared and would have released the shishen anyway. This was the cunning of the Fox Concubine, using the Demon Blade’s arrogance to trap him completely.
Lin Tian also wanted to escape the control of the Demon Blade, so he didn’t warn him, but even a warning would have been useless; Cunzheng wouldn’t have listened.
When the blue smoke rose, Lin Tian suddenly felt a heavy aura pressing down. A phrase flashed through his mind, "vast as the heavens and the earth" — indeed, this heavy aura felt deep and thick like the earth itself.
As the blue smoke cleared, Lin Tian saw the shishen before him, a huge and burly Fierce Bear, taller than Lin Tian by a half. The Fierce Bear’s fur was earthy yellow, stiff as needles, and it was baring its teeth, its expression ferociously angry.
"Roar..." The Fierce Bear let out a huge roar, deafening, with a momentum so fierce it was far more daunting than previous shishen wolves.
After its massive roar, the Fierce Bear flapped its enormous bear paw at Lin Tian, the force stirring up whirlwinds of air around it.
Lin Tian instinctively wanted to dodge, but he was completely immobilized, still controlled by the Demon Blade, who stupidly did not dodge, probably still unaware that Lin Tian’s body was adept at speed.
Despite the Fierce Bear’s large body, its slapping speed was extremely fast; before the Demon Blade Cunzheng could even swing his blade, Lin Tian’s body took a heavy slap.
With a loud "bang," Lin Tian’s body, light as a feather against the bear paw’s immense force, was suddenly sent flying backward. Just like when he had hit Oda Manaka before, this time he was embedded into the rock wall by the Fierce Bear.
"Lin Tian, are you alright?" Ning Luoxi and the girls exclaimed worriedly.
"Alright? Let it slap one of you and see how it feels. It hurts like hell!" Lin Tian struggled out of the rocky constraints and landed on the ground, grimacing in pain.
The pain was real, his body felt as though it had been run over by a tank. Given that his body was that of a zombie, for it to hurt so much from the Fierce Bear’s slap showed just how heavy it was.
Remembering the unprovoked slap, Lin Tian couldn’t hold back his anger and roared in annoyance, "Damn it, you broken blade, such a huge bear’s paw and you can’t even see it, letting me get smacked by a giant bear. Do you even know how to dodge? If not, hand over the control and let me show you how to fight!"
Ning Luoxi and the Heavenly Master Girl sighed in relief, knowing he wasn’t injured, yet they were also amazed that he seemed fine despite the bear’s slap.
Oda Manaka and the girls were equally shocked to see Lin Tian scolding the Demon Blade Cunzheng without sparing any formalities, considering the respectful manner in which the Fox Concubine and Cunzheng had been speaking earlier.
The Demon Blade Cunzheng responded lightly to Lin Tian, "Yeah, I do not have eyes. When have you ever seen a blade with eyes?"
Dammit, such thick skin that even I have to bow down, Lin Tian was completely at a loss for words. It’s said that when a man sinks to the depths of shamelessness, he becomes invincible; evidently, the same goes for a blade!
"Lin Tian, the bear is coming again!" Li Yue suddenly warned.
Lin Tian looked up and saw the Fierce Bear charging at him, seemingly fixated on him while ignoring the other women. This frustrated him, but even more frustrating was the giant bear’s surprisingly fast movement.
"Hey, hurry up and kill it; I don’t want to take another slap," Lin Tian, unable to move, urged Cunzheng.
"What’s the rush? Let the kid suffer a bit, so he stops his constant nagging. I’m fed up with it!" Muramasa said leisurely.
Lin Tian, clenching his teeth in hatred, could only threaten, "Hmph, I advise you to make it quick. This shrine was built by an Onmyoji, and if you drag this out too long and an Onmyoji shows up, be careful you don’t get sealed again! If I’m not mistaken, you haven’t fully recovered yet, otherwise you wouldn’t need to go around killing and absorbing energy."
"Hmph, even if I’m not at my peak, I’m not afraid of those Onmyoji. You think Master Dao Man is going to come back to life!" Muramasa responded, trying to seem unconcerned, but Lin Tian could feel that there was a lack of confidence in his words.
Although Master Dao Man wouldn’t be resurrected, Demon Blade Muramasa wasn’t at his peak either. Besides, the world is never short of geniuses; there might be modern Onmyoji more formidable than Master Dao Man.
So, when the Fierce Bear attacked again with a palm strike, Muramasa didn’t play around anymore; he dodged the fierce bear’s wild strike with a quick move and then did something that left everyone dumbfounded.
Muramasa actually raised his blade and stabbed it towards the Fierce Bear’s buttocks, more precisely, towards the Fierce Bear’s ’rosebud’. All the girls at the scene turned their heads away, unable to bear watching.
Before they turned away, the looks they gave Lin Tian were utterly bizarre, as if they were looking at a big pervert. At that moment, Lin Tian felt like dying.
Even though it was the Demon Blade doing the stabbing, it was Lin Tian’s body; he felt his brilliant image had been completely destroyed by the Demon Blade.
First, it was about chopping off the essentials, and now stabbing a Fierce Bear in the ’rosebud’ in front of so many beautiful women, Lin Tian felt like he might end up single and lonely forever.
"Ah..."
"Ow..."
Two cries of agony rang out, one was Lin Tian’s scream, like a release of frustration, and the other was the Fierce Bear’s pained howl; the man and the bear ended up in a duet as if they shared a sympathy in misery, like brothers in hardship.
"Kid, what are you screaming for? It’s not your ’rosebud’ that got stabbed!" Muramasa said, very discontent.
"Damn it, you have the nerve to say that to me; you’ve ruined my image!" Lin Tian roared furiously.
"Heck, I thought it was something serious. Can you eat ’image’? And you talk about glory; I despise you young people. As long as you’re a strong man, you can have as many women as you want, then who cares whether you’re a perverted wolf or a sparkling good guy!" Muramasa mocked Lin Tian fiercely, shouting back.
Somehow, that seemed to make a lot of sense, and Lin Tian found himself speechless.
Unsatisfied, Muramasa shouted again, "The buttocks are the Fierce Bear’s weak point. If not the ’rosebud’, where am I supposed to stab?"
"Aren’t you all about beheading and piercing hearts, invincible as ever? Why resort to such a lowly trick?" Lin Tian retorted, not convinced.
"Kid, you know nothing. I chop heads because the neck is human’s weak point, a vital spot. Do you think being invincible comes without cost? I need energy for that! This Fierce Bear’s spiritual body is even higher grade than that Female Demon earlier. Are you going to supply the energy I need to cut the neck?" Muramasa yelled.
That seemed to make sense too, and Lin Tian found himself speechless again.
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