Zombie Bodyguard
Chapter 235 - 234 I Don’t Mind

Chapter 235: Chapter 234 I Don’t Mind

Lin Tian’s plea for help was met with three different kinds of refusal from the girls: Xiao Manxuan glared at him with puffed cheeks, seemingly jealous, Zhang Lingyu scoffed coldly, turning her head to look away, and only Ning Luoxi seemed somewhat normal. However, her gaze seemed to say that he was a pervert.

"Damn, you guys are so immoral. If you don’t help me, fine, but to label me a pervert? Signing on their bodies wasn’t my pressing demand, okay? It was their adamant request!" Lin Tian despised the three girls once again.

But Lin Tian was also stubborn. He thought to himself disdainfully, the more you think I’m a pervert, the more I’m going to sign. After all, I’ve already been wrongfully accused, not signing would be an even bigger miscarriage of justice.

He turned back around, ignoring the stares of the three girls, and assessed the six girls in front of him, or more precisely, the area around their hearts. Lin Tian swore he was looking very seriously because that area undulates too much, making it hard to sign. In order to make a beautiful signature, he needed to study it carefully, Lin Tian thought righteously.

The six girls stood in a row, their heads held high with pride, chests out. Although they were only around twenty years old, they had been well-nourished from childhood due to their wealthy families. Both their height and other aspects had developed nicely, giving them tall and elegant figures.

"Ahem..." Zhang Lingyu suddenly pretended to cough twice behind him.

"Uh, okay, I’m starting." Lin Tian approached the girl on the far right, who was the very one who offered the lipstick pen and suggested signing over the heart area.

To relieve the awkward and tense atmosphere, Lin Tian asked, "What’s your name, beauty?"

"My surname is Zuo, my name is Xing’er, and my phone number is 181..." The girl answered truthfully, even including her phone number, which frightened Lin Tian into closing his mouth and not asking further. Otherwise, he might have ended up asking for her measurements.

To keep his mind from wandering, Lin Tian bent down to sign. The lipstick was already short, and as he gripped it to write, his hand began to tremble slightly.

Damn it, his hand wouldn’t tremble even when committing murder, yet now it shakes while signing on a girl’s body. He’s so pathetic, Lin Tian scorned himself. Once his hand steadied, Lin Tian wrote forcefully, as he had realized that the lipstick pen wouldn’t write clearly without some pressure.

He finished writing his name, "Lin Tian," in strokes and would have liked to do something more, but with three beauties closely watching behind him, any minor action would not escape the keen eyes of the women.

Faced with this situation, Lin Tian remembered a classic line from a movie, that there’s nothing more painful in the world than this.

What’s called ’suffering while enjoying,’ it couldn’t be more accurate than this, Lin Tian felt very helpless in his heart.

Damn it, this is too torturous. Being able to look but not touch—is there anything crueler than this?

With a thousand percent effort, Lin Tian finally completed the first signature with difficulty. Even Zuo Xing’er’s beautiful face had flushed red.

"All done, my handwriting isn’t too bad, right?" Lin Tian shifted the focus and asked. His handwriting might not have been neat and orderly, but it had a free and unrestrained air about it.

"Mm, your handwriting is as stylish and domineering as your kung fu," Zuo Xing’er murmured in admiration.

Of course, I’m stylish, so the characters I write couldn’t possibly be petty, Lin Tian thought satisfied, withdrawing his gaze to look at the next girl. Thinking of how he had just been writing, Lin Tian didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Even though his heart was already restless, he still had to maintain the appearance of a superior, which was too much of a torment.

It’s still that saying, ’suffering while enjoying,’ Lin Tian continued signing in such a mood. When he finished signing the last girl, Lin Tian felt as if a great burden had been lifted, relieved that it was over. He couldn’t do this kind of thing again—if he did it a few more times, he might die from containment like a eunuch.

"All right, ladies, the signings are all done. You can all go back now," Lin Tian said, returning the lipstick to Zuo Xing’er.

Although they couldn’t take Lin Tian as their "master," the girls were happy to have gotten their signatures and left. However, Zuo Xing’er still stood in her spot, unmoving.

"Miss Xing’er, is there something else? Do you also want that sister’s signature?" Lin Tian gestured towards Ning Luoxi behind him, but upon turning around, he realized that all three girls had the same thought: Lin Tian is a pervert. Anyone who had just witnessed what happened would think the same.

Zuo Xing’er shook her head, indicating that wasn’t the case. Lin Tian was all the more puzzled—what else could she possibly want? He barely knew her, and they really had no relationship to speak of.

"Do you... do you have a girlfriend?" Zuo Xing’er asked quietly, then looked down at the tips of her shoes after asking.

Her voice was soft, but Xiao Manxuan and the other two girls heard it too. Like them, Lin Tian froze, as the girl’s intentions were quite clear with that question.

Not just Zuo Xing’er but Xiao Manxuan and the others were also watching him, waiting for his next answer.

Lin Tian certainly understood Zuo Xing’er’s implication—this little girl had taken a liking to him. But he didn’t want to harm this pretty decent woman, so he said, "I already have a girlfriend."

Upon hearing this, all four beauties present were stunned. Zuo Xing’er looked up at him with disappointment in her eyes.

"Is she the one standing behind you?" Zuo Xing’er obviously mistook Xiao Manxuan for Lin Tian’s girlfriend.

To eliminate any fantasies Zuo Xing’er might have, Lin Tian decided to administer a strong dose. He nodded in acknowledgment, "Yes, all three are my girlfriends."

"Ah..." Zuo Xing’er was instantly dumbfounded by this unexpected and inconceivable revelation.

The three girls were also momentarily confounded by Lin Tian’s words. Female friends could be said, but to say all of them were girlfriends, he actually had the nerve to say that. Fearing they would expose him, Lin Tian quickly gestured behind his back for them to play along and dispel Zuo Xing’er’s idea.

The little girl was just impulsive at the moment, filled with admiration and affection. But once she calmed down, she might no longer take it seriously. The three girls understood his intention and kept silent, implicitly accepting Lin Tian’s explanation.

However, things didn’t go as Lin Tian had scripted. After being stunned for a minute, Zuo Xing’er recovered and a smile appeared on her face.

Lin Tian was also bewildered. What’s going on? He couldn’t help saying, "For someone as fickle as I am, Miss Xing’er must be very concerned. Please go back."

Zuo Xing’er looked up with a smile and said, "I don’t mind."

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