Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife
Chapter 468: Shopping with hubby

Chapter 468: Shopping with hubby

Scarlet shoved Esong and glared at him. "I am not spanking my dogs Esong, that’s cruel. Besides, they are not killer mutated beasts but ordinary animals."

Flan’s ears moved up a little bit and she let a low growl.

"I don’t like him." she told Severus.

"You can always go back to the underworld and avoid him. See, easy solution right there." Severus responded to Flan.

Scarlet sighed, it would surely be a long few weeks until these two learned to get along. Carnelia’s words crossed her mind.

Good lord, they were immortal so it might be a century or millennium.

Yeah, she was not going to enjoy a millennium of of this for sure. It would be as annoying as the talkativeness of the banshee.

"You want me to go back so badly, make me. Perhaps you will understand when I beat your face in Seby." Flan cleverly yipped instead of growling.

"See, they are already behaving because they know what a spanking is." Esong proudly smiled down at the dogs.

"Just get in the car, and trust me, it is not what you think it is." She assured him.

Had the man not seen humans speaking with sarcasm?

Apparently hounds could do the same as well.

Esong personally drove them all to the supermarket. For a while at least, the hounds behaved by sitting on opposite ends in the back seat, each facing a different window. On arrival at the large supermarket, the growls resumed for an unknown reason.

Because pets were not yet available to everyone, there were no laws on the Sun star for places where they should or should not be.

That’s how Scarlet and Esong found themselves in a supermarket with two snippy hounds that continued to growl at each other despite her warnings.

Finally she could not take it anymore when Flan shoved Severus into a shopping cart of a woman that she was passing by.

With a fierce gaze, she squatted down and looked both hounds in the eyes. "No meat, do this one more time and you will both be eating grass like cows." She threatened.

"She started it." Severus whined.

To others, all they heard was a bark but to Esong, a bark with an accusing look sent the way of another dog was obviously communication.

Exactly what kind of education was his wife teaching this dogs and could the results be replicated?

Perhaps if they captured a live mutated beast and taught it like this it could reveal clues about the world it came from.

"Good Lord it’s like shopping with a bunch toddlers." She complained to Esong.

"And you still won’t consider a spanking. Just a light one, like a swat on the bottom." He sighed and shook his head.

"No," she immediately held up her hands.

"Then maybe if you...." His eyes jumped with another suggestion.

Scarlet would not let him finish that suggestion. Knowing Esong it was probably going to be another ridiculous one.

"Honey, all your methods are for dealing with mutated beasts not occasionally annoying beloved family pets. Severus’s last name is Su, we do not beat up other members of the Su family." She looked over at the bed and bath isle as she said this and pulled him over to it.

Proudly, Severus looked at Flan and smiled, exposing all his canine teeth.

"Did you hear that intruder? I have the family last name and you don’t. I am a Su and you are not."

Flan rolled her eyes and ignored Severus. Did he expect Scarlet to bond easily with a hound she had only just met?

Besides, if they both had the last name then.....Flan, shook her head and shutdown those thoughts.

She was here for a great duty, to fulfill a great destiny. No annoyance like Severus was going to get under her skin.

"You said that you were running out of teeth solvent." Scarlet mentioned to Esong.

Esong walked as his eyes moved from one brand to another, searching for his proffered one.

Still, he did not abandon the conversation they were having.

"I believe strongly that you are a Wu now. If your dogs have a last name it should be just like Hachiko, he is registered as Hachiko Wu. And speaking of registration, you need to register all the pets we have.

It’s a new requirement for everyone that owns a pet on the Sun star.

They are being registered, checked for illness, parasites, level of danger and the like. A new data base to separate domesticated animals from mutated beasts has been set up."

He dumped about five different brands of toothpaste in their cart, both the liquid and the powdered one.

"What else do you need?" She asked him. "If you had made a list this would be so much easier you know."

"I will know when I will see it. The list is in my mind." He answered with a smug smile.

She shrugged, put her arm in his and they continued walking slowly.

"Do you need shampoo?" She asked him.

He stopped and smiled silly, resembling Justin when he had forgotten to deliver a message from school from his teachers.

"Right, I do. Ooh, how did you know?" He asked her curiously.

"Because I saw you dumping a lot of empty bottles when you returned. Exactly how many baths do you take a day when you are at the sky station?" She had seen him clearly throwing away a whole lot of empty shampoo bottles.

At the time, it crossed her mind that the mecha warriors had found a game to play using shampoo because nobody run out of shampoo that quickly.

"Like ten a day." He told her.

Scarlet’s face twisted, in an ugly way with her lips frowning upside down.

"Those are way too many baths."

"We must take one whenever we come back from patrol. Okay, maybe ten is an exaggeration but we do take at least four to five.

First in sterilized water to ensure that we do not bring any unknown organisms into the sky station and then with shampoo because sterilized water smells like piss."

"Gross." Scarlet said.

"You have no idea." He replied.

Her eyes, just before they left the last section of soaps and shampoos caught something. It was a new brand of shampoo and the bottle had an image of a thorn fruit.

"Look, Esong, they finally found a use for the fruits of the thorny tree."

He lowered and squashed their cheeks together as they looked at that one bottle. It was unnecessary because there was a whole section of that similar product available.

In addition to his face, he added an arm around her waist and squeezed it. Their faces were so smashed together, not a space distance them, making it look like they were about to kiss.

Esong did it anyway, he pecked the corner of her lips quickly and they both smiled.

"Are they always so close?" Flan asked Severus.