Transmigrating from a zombie world to become the mecha kings wife -
Chapter 334: Yummy mommy,
Chapter 334: Yummy mommy,
"Since this is a random broadcast you will have to bear with me. The ingredient list and measurements will not be provided but you can save the video and follow the process later on."
She placed bananas on the counter, flour, cinammon, salt, sugar, eggs vanilla extract, baking soda and baking powder.
Then, she melted the butter and cracked the eggs quickly.
"I am going to bake banana bread," she said. Then, she looked at the camera and said, "Now that I think about it, I have never baked bread on a live broadcast with you guys before."
[That’s not true.]
[Your bananas have spots just like mine, my friend said that it means that they are rotten and be thrown away.]
[We baked oat bread together chef!! You have the memory of old minister Squiggly.]
[Old minister Squiggly reporting for duty in Scarlet’s kitchen instead of the house of ministers, hahaha]
[Oat bread, hello?????????????]
[Meet chef Scarlet Squiggly.]
[This would be better if the general was here and we could watch his muscles flex as he whips those eggs,]
"Haha," she laughed. "The moderator has told me that someone wants to see my husband’s muscles flexing. To that poor soul I say, dream on. Only I get to see his muscles flexing."
The moment she said that, dozens of questions poured in.
[What do the two of you do when his muscles are flexing?]
[In the bed, bwahahahahahaha]
[I have muscles too chef, please look at me.]
[Is it true that you have a flame tattoo on your back just as the mecha king does on his shoulder?]
[I wouldn’t mind licking the general’s flexing muscles.]
"Hey guys, my moderator has asked you to keep the conversation clean. I am baking, let’s talk more about food and less about licking things. The only licking you should be doing is of forks and spoons.
She even raised a fork and spoon at the cameras and waved them around.
"Back to baking, I am sure that you have seen me melting my butter so do that first always to be quicker. I am going to mash my bananas in a bowl with a fork until it’s extremely light and soft. It’s pretty easy to do and I have used only three bananas so when you do this, match your ingredients to the number of bananas.
Add melted butter to this and whisk thoroughly before adding sugar, eggs, and vanilla extract. Then, in goes my flour, cinnamon, salt, baking soda and powder last. As you mix this together you will of course notice that it gets thicker."
She stopped whisking and washed her hands before pouring the mixture in a bread baking pan and sent it into the oven.
"See guys, it’s pretty easy to bake banana bread but you can make it even more interesting by adding chocolate, chocolate chips, nuts, cheese. I am afraid to use the words creative because I know how crazy some of you guys get in the kitchen but the fact remains that when it come to food, creativity and experimentation are truly the mother of invention."
She baked banana chocolate bread and banana carrot bread while disseminating cooking advise. She knew that wannabe chefs were watching and listening carefully to all that she said.
[I actually prefer this kind of broadcast without your son because you are way more serious and concentrate on what you are teaching rather than speaking gibberish and playing around.]
Somebody made that comment and all of baby Justin’s fans poured in like a pack of wild wolves to tear him down.
Scarlet remembered something and she looked at the camera and seriously said, "I had forgotten to address the comment about throwing away rotten bananas. I want to remind everyone that food is precious and when you can, try not to let it go bad. Fruits can be made into smoothies, used for baking, blended into juice so if you purchase quantities that are more than what you require then use them for something else or donate them at the nearest temple. In fact there are hungry homes in the empire where you donate nutrient solutions, you can donate them there as well."
After passing on that reminder, she took all three types of banana bread out of the oven and placed them on the counter.
Again, she washed her hands before picking up a knife and slicing it all.
"The moment of judgement is here and since Justin is not around today I will do the tasting for you all."
She sniffed the bread first and leaned away from it and laughed. "I love the smell of fresh bread, it gives me life in the morning."
[It smells amazing. My mouth is already watering, please, let us eat.]
[I have a nutrition solution in hand which I will use to fill up on if it gets to be too much.]
[I have my chips ready, let’s go.]
They could smell, taste and feel what she did but they could not feel the physical satisfaction as she did.
She bit a small portion of the plain banana bread first and it was good, just as she remembered it. Then she moved to the chocolate banana bread and had a taste as well.
After tasting all three, she moved back to the banana chocolate bread, her favorite of the the three. But with three types of bread, the viewers were bound to have warring opinions.
[Go back to the carrot one sister Scarlet please!! cutie carrot prefers it.]
[Hooray you love chocolate as much as I do, just get a taste of all that richness. I love it.]
[Please the plain banana bread is better, all these many textures are ruining it.]
[Ten golden castles for chocolate banana bread lotto.]
[Are we bidding for her to eat our favorites now? We carrot fans have money too, thirty silver angels.]
While the fans argued, she saw Justin walking into the kitchen out of the corner of her eye.
"Baby," she abandoned the bread for him and carried him immediately. He was was till wearing his dark green dinosaur onesie with a tail waving left and right. He was scratching his eyes and yawning.
[Oooh, the adorable little master of the universe. What is this strange garment you don?]
[Baby, my cute baby.]
[One, adorable, two, what is he wearing?]
[He is here!!!! the assistant chef is here and the show is now filled with life.]
Director Rodney told the camera man who was controlling the drone to concentrate on the tail of the onesie. Whatever this was, it would probably hit the market before the month ended.
"Mommy," Justin whined in a soft voice and she coddled him immediately. "Mmm, my sweet boy, did we wake you?"
Maybe they were too loud that he heard them all the way from his bedroom.
"Hungry mommy." he said.
She sat him down, poured him a cup of milk and applied strawberry jam on the plain banana bread.
[We didn’t get jam.]
[Where is our jam?]
[Someone put on a sensor on Justin before he begins eating.]
Scarlet did not see these comments because all of her concentration was on feeding her baby.
"Yummy mommy." he said.
[Please, he just said yummy, we also want to taste the yumminess.]
The viewers who were hoping to taste what Justin was eating were bound to be disappointed.
Scarlet noticed that the camera was still on and she waved at it. "It’s time to say goodbye guys, I will see you next time. As always, the moderator will work on the lotto and the lucky winners will receive banana bread of their choice. Until next time, Scarlet out."
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