This Japanese Monogatari Isn't Lame
Chapter 341 - 246. Current Status of the North River Divine Support Association (Goal of 8000 Words Achieved!)_2

Chapter 341: Chapter 246. Current Status of the North River Divine Support Association (Goal of 8000 Words Achieved!)_2

’Just a passerby, but I just think the Beichuan God is no good!’

’Pure Beichuan God, the Beichuan God is me, and whatever I say he is, that’s what he is.’

’Do you think you are the Beichuan God? Why don’t you think before you speak? Suggest the administrator immediately forbid these people from speaking in the community.’

’Where’s the admin? Why hasn’t someone come to stop this black fan from speaking in the community yet?’

’...’

Gunma Prefecture, inside the Great Ming Guangde Master’s Office—

"...This way of speaking... and the understanding of Mr. Beichuan’s tone... Could it actually be Mr. Beichuan himself?" Qiuxiao Yunai watched the girls continuously criticizing Beichuan Si’s shameless actions, and sweat suddenly fell from her face.

Especially when she saw comments like ’Do you think you are the Beichuan God?’ and ’Pure Beichuan God,’ she felt like she was having a hard time breathing.

You’re actually talking to the Beichuan God himself!!! The one you’re criticizing is him!

But now she didn’t know the meaning of Beichuan Si, so she didn’t know how to deal with it.

In fact, people had already started to private message her, asking her to silence Beichuan Si.

But—

"Banning speech from your own worshipped Beichuan God... You guys have quite the imagination."

Qiuxiao Yunai was close to crying.

But while crying, she somehow laughed in confusion.

Being inherently dim-witted and simple-minded, she actually thought the current situation was rather interesting.

She could already foresee how Beichuan Si would treat her when they met next time.

But the topic comes back. Here, one cannot help but praise the cohesion of Beichuan Si’s fans...

They simply couldn’t stand to see the Beichuan God being criticized, and aimed mocking words at the Beichuan God himself, one after another.

Although the statement above may seem like a tongue twister, the fact remains as such.

Beichuan Si’s fans, in their efforts to defend Beichuan Si, ended up ridiculing Beichuan Si...

Beichuan Si took a sip of water with an expressionless face.

Even if he encountered inexplicable cyber violence, Beichuan Si still thought through the situation very rationally and calmly.

The current situation was complicated.

Even though these people gathering around this matter he had caught on to, he now had no viable solution.

His voice had little credibility in this kind of fan support association.

On one hand, he wanted to tarnish his own image, but on the other hand, his statements had no credibility in the eyes of these fanatic fans.

So how could he smear his own image?

Exposing that he actually was the Beichuan God?

That would be putting the cart before the horse.

Believing it or not was one thing, but even if they believed he was the Beichuan God, with these little girls’ way of thinking, Beichuan Si could almost predict what they would say—

’Wow, the Beichuan God even explicitly points out his own flaws, he’s really strict with himself. That’s what I like about the Beichuan God.’

"...At a loss?"

Beichuan Si drank all the water in his glass and moved his fingers, intending to call out Qiuxiao Yunai, who established this fan support association.

He wanted Qiuxiao Yunai to say a few words.

Not to smear, but to keep these people from being so blindly faithful.

But—

’You have been banned from speaking.’

The sentences in the chat box couldn’t be sent out.

These little girls who believed in the Beichuan God were still holding a public trial of Beichuan Si above.

"Forget it," Beichuan Si’s hand dropped down.

There was no way for now.

He hadn’t expected the cohesion of the fans in his own Divine Support Association to be so strong, that before he could take any measures, they had already banned him from speaking.

Beichuan Si was neither happy nor sad.

It was just that when he thought about people in the support association discussing what underwear he wore...

He called Qiuxiao Yunai.

He sternly ordered the young woman to steer these girls toward discussing more valuable topics.

At least they shouldn’t waste time on his diet, clothes, living habits, or appearance.

"But, but... isn’t this essentially a fan club...? If we don’t talk about fan-related things, what else is there to discuss? And the North River Divine Support Association is already considered one of the better ones. I just checked out other celebrities’ fan clubs and every day there are people shouting about threatening to jump off buildings if they don’t get to marry a certain celebrity..."

Wiping the sweat from her face, Qiuxiao Yunai replied with a shaky voice.

Because there was so little personal information on Beichuan Si, and all they had were impressions from fans who had seen him in person and some vague profile photos, the North River Divine Support Association fans could only use their imaginations to speculate what Beichuan Si was doing.

"You handle this yourself, whether you do it in my name or yours, make sure it’s done well." Beichuan Si didn’t care at all about the difficulties Qiuxiao Yunai might face and cut off any exit for her.

Since this girl had attracted all these troublesome spirits, it was naturally her responsibility to deal with them.

"I understand." Qiuxiao Yunai nodded helplessly.

If Beichuan Si wanted it done, then she would do it.

It was just a matter of limiting those female fans’ excessive fantasies about Beichuan Si on a regular basis.

However—

The moment she thought about Beichuan Si recently battling his fans, she couldn’t help but let out a weird chuckle.

Beichuan Si heard the laugh and simply made a mental note to find an opportunity to give Qiuxiao Yunai trouble in the future.

Laughing was one thing, but after giving it some thought, Qiuxiao Yunai didn’t forget to inform Beichuan Si of the important matters.

"Ah... Mr. Beichuan, I wanted to tell you that, with new funding, the Tokyo Branch of the Beichuan Divine Society now has a financial source. I estimate that in about a month, I will be going to Tokyo for promotion. Would you like to—"

"You also want to expand branches in Tokyo?" Beichuan Si’s brows furrowed even tighter.

Qiuxiao Yunai might not be quite suitable as a leader, but when it came to expanding the organization, she had some tricks up her sleeve, thinking so quickly about developing in Tokyo.

And Beichuan Si clearly understood Qiuxiao Yunai’s intention; she wanted him to appear at the promotional event.

But naturally, Beichuan Si felt such things to be troublesome and since whatever happened at the Beichuan Divine Society didn’t concern him anyway, he simply replied, "No."

"Okay..." Qiuxiao Yunai wasn’t surprised by this answer.

She sighed on the other end of the line, then heard Beichuan Si speak again, "As for the various matters of the Divine Society, I will not be involved. There’s just one thing I want to mention."

"What is it?"

"You’ve already printed the promotional pamphlets, haven’t you?"

Beichuan Si hadn’t forgotten about the Beichuan Divine Society’s promotional pamphlets; he remembered the content on them clearly.

If his sister or Shen Gu Mirai saw those—

The severity of the issue would be huge.

Especially with Shen Gu Mirai, that clever little girl.

Beichuan Si didn’t think that the affairs of the Beichuan Divine Society could be hidden from her.

What was he supposed to do when it all came to light, respond with a poker face and say, "Yes, I am that relief organization’s Sect Hierarch."?

"They’re printed, yeah. We’ve already been using them, distributing seven or eight hundred copies every day."

Qiuxiao Yunai perked up at the topic and began excitedly, "We even catered to multilingual individuals, not just in Japanese, but also in English, Chinese, Russian, French... Spreading the Beichuan Divine Society throughout the world is my current goal, and now there are some discussions about the Beichuan Divine Society on the international web too! We’ve always been helping people; some even call the Beichuan God an angel."

You even considered multi-language individuals?

A full-scale infiltration?

An angel?

Discussions on the international web?

The more Beichuan Si heard, the worse his expression became; he bluntly retorted, "You sure are capable, aren’t you?"

"Hehe... it’s all for my dream! To expand the Divine Society and to do good with its capabilities!"

Lacking common sense, Qiuxiao Yunai utterly failed to notice the tone in Beichuan Si voice, continuing on excitedly.

"..." Beichuan Si.