This Japanese Monogatari Isn't Lame
Chapter 340 - 246. Current Situation of the North River Divine Support Association (8000 Word Target Achieved!)

Chapter 340: Chapter 246. Current Situation of the North River Divine Support Association (8000 Word Target Achieved!)

Beichuan Si looked at the North River Divine Support Association’s chat community and rubbed his eyes.

Can you imagine a chat community discussing you all day long?

From greeting each day with "Beichuan God, may you live forever."

To guessing what he ate today, what clothes he wore, what drinks he had, the color of his socks... underwear...

No matter what others thought, Beichuan Si felt uneasy all over when he saw these.

As he watched this scene, Beichuan Si registered an account, thought for a long time, and still followed the chat community, gaining the permission to chat.

"Today I believed in Beichuan God and scored a hundred on my test! I’m so happy. Here to repay my vow! I will always love Beichuan God."

A young girl posted with cute emoticon expressions, seeming to have done well, and just blurted this out.

"Were you just purely hard-working?" Beichuan Si frowned.

Why attribute everything to him?

He moved his hand and replied:

"You just worked hard, it has nothing much to do with Beichuan God."

"??? You are new here, right? Don’t you know the process of repaying vows to Beichuan God?"

"There’s a process for this stuff?"

"Haha! You really are new! A newbie, right?! Any fan from the North River Divine Support Association knows this!"

"?????" Watching the explicitly mocking tone of the other party, Beichuan Si involuntarily tugged at his hair by his ear, feeling more and more that he couldn’t understand this world.

You repay your vows to me, then I don’t even know how you do it? And now you mock me?

Beichuan Si took a deep breath and his fingers danced on the keyboard: "Regardless of the vow, the exam questions were just because you knew how to do them, not some miracle from Beichuan God."

He certainly didn’t have the power to guarantee others scored perfect marks.

"Not only do you not understand the process of repaying vows, but you also advise me not to believe in the omnipotent Beichuan God?!"

"????" Beichuan Si drank some water.

He was starting to feel overwhelmed by the weirdness in his heart.

The omnipotent Beichuan God?

What had the Divine Society turned into now?

It felt as if these people were overly radical.

Beichuan Si frowned and typed: "It’s not about dissuading your belief, but don’t get too hopeful about this bizarre deity."

He typed this and then stood up with his water cup to go downstairs.

To pour some more hot water...

Meanwhile—

"Is this person really a hater?"

In a simple room dressed up by a girl, a girl wearing glasses looking at the new face popping up on the chat panel, had already labeled Beichuan Si as a hater.

She promptly contacted a few friends she usually chatted with in the community.

"Are you there? A hater has sneaked into the North River Divine Support Association! Any friends want to join me in giving that guy trouble?"

"What? A hater in the Support Association? I can’t stand this! The last time I almost hurt my left leg, thanks to the Divine Power of Beichuan God, I didn’t injure my left leg, just the right one, and I always remember this favor!"

"Count me in, I want to see who this mole is."

A group of girls bubbled up and began to verbally attack Beichuan Si.

The chat panel scrolled rapidly with a whole lot of chat records.

...

Pouring water didn’t take much time for Beichuan Si, but when he came back, he found his chat history had already scrolled up a lot.

"Hater?"

"Head of haters?"

"The No. 1 hater against the North River Divine Support Association?!"

Beichuan Si was still drinking water when he saw this flurry of chat messages, and his expression darkened.

It’s worth mentioning that his community profile name was changed by the admin to "Head of Anti-Beichuan God Haters."

Me, hating, myself?

Beichuan Si sat down.

By then, the atmosphere in the North River Divine Support Association had reached its peak.

Many people jumped out to criticize the irresponsible manner in which Beichuan Si spoke.

"Last time, my right hand was broken and I couldn’t write, but thanks to my faith in Beichuan God, I learned to write with my left hand! Now even the PE teacher praises my coordination. How do you explain that, hater?"

"What’s that to you? Lord God appeared directly in my dream last time, saying I would come into some money soon, and sure enough, on my birthday, my parents indeed gave me more pocket money."

"..." Beichuan Si.

Beichuan Si was becoming overwhelmed.

Such flattery was making even his perennially stoic face twitch.

"Beichuan God isn’t as great as you imagine, nor will he provide you with money."

Beichuan Si pondered and continued typing: "He’s just a heartless, ordinary man who cares about nothing but his own interests and has a penchant for nasty jokes. He also often hits his own sister, making it clear that Beichuan God is nothing good. I’m just a bystander who doesn’t want to see you pour your hearts into this support association, just trying to explain this so you can understand."

"Surely a hater! You talk as if you were Beichuan God himself! What a joke!"

The girl with glasses sneered and started using her keyboard to attack back.

Meanwhile, other people on the chat page started mocking Beichuan Si himself.

They even used Beichuan Si’s own way of speaking, making the expressionless young man truly experience what the term ’cyberbullying’ meant.