There's Something Wrong With You, My Lord!
Chapter 207: Pass or Fail? (1)

Chapter 207: Pass or Fail? (1)

Completing the residences for the inhabitants of Woodrill Plains signals a new busy day for everyone, especially for the Moon Elf Lord. Luis was deep in the woods looking for suitable timber to make the promised weapons for the best-performing group. They are partly in a hurry since the house distribution will happen tomorrow, and the deliberation will be done later tonight.

Luis spent his whole day yesterday doing god knows what. He and Xagrien are doing all sorts of exercises. Yoga, Gymnastics, Cardio, et cetera. They all did that in-bed version. Luis wasted his entire day doing productive things like that, guilt-free. In his defense, his rest is not without merit. He understood his body a little more thanks to Xagrien’s cooperation.

That is the Moon Elf Lord’s desperate justification.

But seriously, time is not on Luis’ side.

However, the Moon Elf Lord weirdly doesn’t feel any pressure, and Luis is well aware of that. In fact, for such a strenuous task of gathering hardwood, Luis was only accompanied by his own band of bearers. No males allowed. Even Xagrien, who is as clingy as barnacles, was kicked out of their little excursion.

Now, Luis is with Rean, Olyn, Aryn, Gea, and Luis’ favorite cook, Ira.

A group that Luis calls inside his head, the bearer squad.

"How about this tree, My Lord? The wood that we can get from this is considerably tougher than the one we assessed earlier," Gea politely suggested to Luis. He knocked his hard knuckles on the tree bark, and a small stream of sap appeared from the crack that the bearer’s fist made.

Luis took several steps to look at the tree closely. There, he saw the poor state of the tree after just a knock.

’Holy jeez! It seems like the bearers of Hyon Clan had heavy-duty chassis in them, huh?’ Luis thought with a slight goosebumps on his arms. Worrying for them if they had a car collision is futile because he is confident that the car’s body will be totaled if they ran over the Hyon Clan’s bearers.

He noticed for a long time that Olyn had an exceptionally tough body, but he didn’t expect others from the clan to also have this trait. This is something worth working on.

Luis inspected the tree, and he concluded that it was indeed a good lumber. However, he spotted some variables that made it unfit for their present use.

"This is not convenient to use. This wood has too much moisture inside, and drying it would take a while. That is not a problem. If it will be used for the next month or weeks, we can use the Drying Technique that the Lune Clan thought. However, even if we did that, I am afraid the time is insufficient," Aryn shared his insights.

Luis walked around the tree and nodded in every word Aryn said. "That is also my thoughts. This tree is a great source of lumber; only that, it is not ideal for flash drying."

The Moon Elf Lord’s clear dark green eyes flashed at the bearer appreciatively.

One thing that he noticed in their little excursion is that Olyn’s bearer mother is actually a sharp blade. Luis could see that Aryn was intelligent, perceptive, and level-headed. A quality that he could see most of the time among his intellectual friends.

He bets that if the bearer was thrown into the modern world. Aryn would be a university professor. The older bearer simply has that air in him.

"Eh, My Lord? Are you feeling alright? Do you have a wound in between your legs? Why are you walking as if you have a fruit stuck in you?" asks the most innocent one in the bearer’s squad.

"Ehk!"

"Kaff! Kaff! Kaff!"

Ira choked on his saliva, and Aryn broke into a coughing fit.

Meanwhile, Rean and Gea were laughing hard upon hearing Olyn’s question.

"Pardon for being shameless, My Lord. We— hahahaha, Oh, Moon Goddess above. Hahahaha, we can’t." Rean laughed out loud to the point that he was hugging his abdomen. "My stomach hurts. Oh Lord!"

"Aryn! Hahahaha. You are so smart for your own good. But why did you fail to teach— hahaha!" Gea hit Aryn’s shoulders with loud, uncontrolled thumps. The impact was enough to shake Aryn’s slender body. But the bearer didn’t bother to put a stop to it. Aryn just stood still with his face bathed in deep red.

’Poor parent,’ Luis said a brief prayer for Aryn in his head. It makes him wonder what gives the stark difference between the parent and son.

Maybe it’s from the father’s side?

Luis can only think in that direction. He looked at his confused little servant. Still, Olyn is the best for him. "No, I am not hurt at all. Thank you so much for asking," he playfully winked at Olyn.

Actually, the timing when Olyn asked him that question is just right. His main agenda for bringing purely bearers with him is because he wants to understand what is happening in his body. The degree of sensitivity of his body to their sex was too intense compared to the first time they had sex. It’s not like he is complaining because he is not. That is for sure. How dare he voice out complaints when it simply felt divine?

All he wanted was not to be in the gray of his new sex. His knowledge on earth doesn’t help at all because there is no such thing as bearers in humankind.

"Hmmm, I have a very personal question for all of you. Is it okay if I ask you?"

Luis started. The five bearers stood before him and nodded. They look at Luis with innocent eagerness, waiting for him to talk. Their attentiveness both gave encouragement and pressure to the Moon Elf Lord. The silence is deafening.

The Moon Elf Lord took a deep breath, "Okay. So, I want to ask if the bearer’s body is too sensitive. When you know... doing the act of making a baby?"

"Is it normal for anyone to be dripping wet when you know doing the deed?"

Several gasps came out from the bearers before him, particularly Olyn and Ira.

’Holy shit! It seems like I just caused quite a shock.’

There are selected few in this group who are still a virgin! Luis wanted to bang his head against the hard bark of the tree for his thoughtlessness.

’Come on, Luis. It is free sex education for them, too! At least they will not experience what you went through! Only thinking of doing sex ed when you already did the deed!’ the antagonistic side of his conscience egged him on. Since that justifies his slip-up, Luis accepted that reasoning and silently convinced him that that was the case.

"Pardon my question, guys, if it made you uncomfortable."

Ira shook his head, "No, My Lord, this is natural! One must know to ask such questions when someone got himself a mate."

"Absolutely, My Lord!" Gea even clenched his fist just to prove a point. "And actually, you are too fertile, my lord! Did you know that bearers who easily "wets" themselves are very easy to sire a child? It won’t be long until we see a little version of our lord running around!"

Luis felt a volt of electricity coursing through his veins, waking up all the pleasurable doubts and suspicion inside him. "Is that true?"

"Yes, it is, my lord," Rean answered. "And to answer your question-"

Dean was about to start his sex education class when the innocent Olyn butt in.

"Wait, so the My Lord is asking why it felt uncomfortable kissing Xagrien? And if it is natural to piss himself when kissing, Xagrien?"

For the second time, gasps resounded in the peaceful woodlands.

Aryn weakly pats his son on the shoulder. "Son, we need to talk."

The need to teach his son adult things is immense! This is negligence on his part as a parent!

As the healer who has been researching to improve the fertility of the bearers readily, Rean steps up. "There are two phases when bearers experience increased sex drive and sexual sensitivity. One is when they are physically maturing, and two is when they are pregnant."

"Wait, pregnant?" Luis’ heart skipped a beat hearing that term.

"Yes, my Lord. Being sensitive down there," Rean pointed to the Moon Elf Lord’s booty with his pointed lips. "Is actually the baby’s signaling that he needs his father’s energy, which can only be transmitted by directly responding to the feeling."

The healer meaningfully said.

Luis nodded his head in understanding. A simple statement like that with a double meaning is too easy for him to decipher. He is a pervert for a reason. What can he say?

Rean took the liberty to explain in depth how it was done between mates, how long the father should send his energy to the womb, and how the bearer should control the energy and circulate it around the womb so that the unborn baby can absorb it easily.

The cheery bearer explained it so passionately that the Moon Elf Lord has some suspicion about his motive.

"But do not worry, My Lord. It sounds cumbersome with all the instructions and explanations. But it feels perfect for the bearer’s side, too. That is why couples with pregnant bears tend to isolate themselves from the world for a few months. They are busy cultivating the baby."

"Oh, my. I wonder what they did to cultivate the baby. I bet they had months of bliss. Bless them," Luis joked despite the nervousness that was slowly eating him up.

The bearer’s squad laughed at the silly joke.

And the Moon Elf Lord turned silent after that. In his mind, he is saying holy shit.

"Rean, I wonder how the bearers test if they are pregnant?" Luis asked and he gulped a mouthful of saliva.

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