There's Something Wrong With You, My Lord!
Chapter 169: Shape To Fly

Chapter 169: Shape To Fly

"Great Moon Elf Lord... what is the thing that you made? That doesn’t look like a typical snake," the innocent tree spirit asked.

The python was alternately looking at the Moon Elf Lord and the snake-like wooden doll.

"That..." Luis gulped a mouthful of saliva and slid his shame down to his pockets.

So what if he messed up shaping some parts of his work? He may know a little about drawing but he is not artistic in the first place.

Why should he be shameful when he is with his supportive boyfriend?

For sure, Xagrien will not turn his back on him.

With a newfound confidence, Luis spoke like a big-time CEO, "This is a winged serpent. The body was made purely of wooden splinters, I used my wood power in order to make the scales stiffer and more durable at the same time. It will also serve as a weapon."

Luis then moved closer to the six feet long wooden snake and pointed out the details as he explained. He spoke with confidence because he started with the well-made parts.

"Meanwhile these pairs of wings are made up of the green leaves of your tree. You don’t have to worry that they will turn dry because as long as there is nature’s energy around, it will remain fresh and verdant. As for the end of the tails that have leaf gliders that will stabilize you as you fly."

The tree spirit who is assuming the figure of a python, raised his snake head stiffly while his eyes were opened wide, "I-I will be able to fly?!"

Luis nodded and pursed his lips.

He didn’t say that he felt pity for this innocent tree spirit who spent most of his life living in a single place. He wanted to give him the means to easily travel around and discover more things.

That is why he thought of creating a miniature Quetzalcoatl. The only dilemma is that he is well-versed in the figure of that mythical god so he accidentally made a few rough edges.

"You don’t have to worry, I made sure that the structure of this doll is hollow. The wings are flexible and at the same time the sturdiest part so you will fly for sure."

The tree spirit slithered his way near the wooden winged serpent, studying its nook and cranny.

"Great Moon Elf Lord, I wonder why the head’s lower part is protruded on the left and right? It gives an illusion that it is shaped like a mushroom."

Luis almost choked because of the saliva.

He is so done. That is the only part that he failed miserably.

If he were to say it frankly, the winged serpent’s head is shaped like a dick. There is no proper way to say that because it is what it is.

But who would blame him for that? His memory is far from perfect!

Guilty of how ambiguous the shape was, Luis cleared his throat and thought of a way to bullshit his way out of this sticky situation.

"This is a homage to the Trees of Life. You may not have seen it yet, but I am telling you, it is shaped like a majestic mushroom from afar."

Damn, Luis! As if there is a majestic mushroom existing in this world!

In order to shake off his guilt and awkwardness, he turned to Xagrien and asked, "It doesn’t look bad right?

Silence descended in the central area of the Inner Circle.

However, it was only short-lived because as if on cue, the two silver-haired men avoided the Moon Elf Lord’s questioning gaze.

Xerxes, the seeming gentleman, covered his mouth but the faint snicker was clear enough for Luis to hear.

That is the first strike on Luis’s self-esteem.

Xagrien, the brute who was the first to avert his gaze, failed to muffle his manly hahaha.

No matter how sexy Xagrien’s laugh was, it dealt considerable damage to the inner artist of Luis. When he thought that Xagrien got his back, this man simply had to push him flat on the ground!

"This jerk!"

Luis’ heart was beating rapidly as he power-walked his way away from shame.

His stride was firm and his face clearly shows the look of indignation.

In his mind, if there is a hole around him, then he would gladly jump at it and he would never resurface again!

Holy shit! That brute!

The spirit of the Heart of the Forest innocently reacted late to react to the Moon Elf Lord’s sudden retreat. All he could do was watch as the young man hurriedly followed the retreating bearer.

"Luis, where are you going?" The jerk who was the source of Luis’ stress right now grabbed his wrist and spoke to him in a soothing tone.

Xagrien added, his eyes are noticeably wider than usual, trying to look as sincere as he sounds, "It looks great. You did a good job."

The moon elf lord squinted his eyes dangerously. Does this man think he is easy? Like he will just flash his handsome face at him and he will stop fussing?

"Hah!" Luis huffed. "You laughed at it."

Xagrien didn’t react nor deny the accusation that his bearer was subjecting him, "That’s because it is cute."

Luis gave a penetrating gaze at the seemingly honest Xagrien.

He would have let it go if it weren’t for the next meaningful words of his lover, "Especially the head."

Xerxes burst out laughing, holding himself back from laughing at the silliness of the Moon Elf Lord was simply painful. "Here I thought I was the only one who realized it."

Luis’ face shone bright red. These two assholes!

This is the bad side once men shed off their innocence!

With his pointy ears flaming due to shame, Luis sidestepped the bastard who was stopping him from running away.

"Come on, please don’t be angry at me," Xagrien tried to caress him with his sweet voice but Luis was far from a gullible bottom. Seeing that the man is leaning towards him, Luis gave a crispy slap on Xagrien’s chest.

Pak!

"Aww, I love you." Xagrien mischievously smiled at Luis. But his bearer just rolled his eyes.

"Don’t ever expect that you will be getting your three-day reward," Luis raised his chin, acting smug as if he is the master of the world.

Xagrien bit his lips and looked at his bearer with eyes that clearly shows that he is pleased by this situation.

He leaned in and whispered to the shell of Luis’ red ear, "Don’t make me fall harder for you, Luis or I might lose my control before we even reach the Woodrill Plains."

Luis could almost hear the beating of his own heart. This is madness! How come he gets easily flustered when he already had sex with this man?

He tasted, touched and saw everything that this man has to offer yet here he is acting like a virgin schoolgirl with a stupid little crush.

He felt like his knees will give out if he didn’t straighten his posture.

Luis tried to steady himself to regain his composure.

However, he was stunned when he saw the green translucent python standing in front of them, directly looking up to him with these clear soulful eyes.

Damn, they are not the only people here!

Luis saw Xerxes, scrunching his lips, acting as if he had eaten extremely sour fruit.

"Great Moon Elf Lord," the tree spirit called him. "I like this Winged Serpent so much. Can I try to use it?"

"Are you sure?"

Luis was taken aback. He wanted to redo it since the reaction from the two damned lizards was quite big. But remembering how tough it was for him to control his power and to achieve the desired shape, he just wanted to bang his head on this ground full of mana stone.

"Yes, I don’t understand why they find it funny but I also don’t care since I am a tree spirit who has a different aesthetic sense from you."

’Ah, it’s not a matter of aesthetic sense. Your head will shape like a dick...’ The moon elf lord opted not to say this out loud.

Instead, Luis studied the vibe this spirit was giving and he could feel that he was being honest when he said that word.

"Okay, bless your heart."

Luis snubbed the brute who was holding him and moved toward the Winged Serpent.

Xagrien let go of his bearer’s wrist and then silently followed after Luis with a doting smile on his face.

Xerxes saw this familiar antic, he whispered, "Like father, like son."

He silently stood where he is while watching over his friend tree spirit and the Moon Elf Lord.

"I will use my Revitalize Skill on you as you try to possess this Winged Serpent. This way you will somewhat replenish your nature’s energy while performing the transfer," Luis informed the tree spirit.

"Understood. Great Moon Elf Lord," the spirit of the Heart of the Forest replied.

After that, a bright green light bathed the surroundings of the central area of the Inner Circle and not too long later a figure of a winged figure soared to the sky. Towards his free and fun-filled future.