The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 384 - 340 Not Only Will I Beat Up Red Ghost, I’ll Even Record It

Chapter 384: Chapter 340 Not Only Will I Beat Up Red Ghost, I’ll Even Record It

"My lord, are you sure you’re the most sober and intelligent one here?"

Liu Zheng asked with suspicion.

The Red Ghost could beat up the sewer itself down here, and now the sewer wants him to go and beat up the Red Ghost...

"Actually, it’s not that I couldn’t do it, just that we’re too familiar for me to lay a hand on him. How about I switch the target and go beat up the City Hall instead?"

He suggested.

After all, if death was inevitable, better to go out with a bang.

"I don’t care, I just need to vent. I don’t believe you can’t come up with a solution."

The sewer stared at him as it spoke.

"I’ve got shit... Fine, I’ll think of something."

Liu Zheng said, a headache brewing.

"Good, I didn’t speak up for you in vain."

The sewer patted his face.

"Huh?"

"Do you think you could have made it out of the sewer alive without me holding them back? It’s only because I saw potential in your ability to stir up trouble that I gave you a chance. Of course, it seems you’ve indeed seized that opportunity."

The sewer said with a smile, though its gaze was icy cold.

"Thanks for the compliment, my lord."

Liu Zheng didn’t care whether his words were true or false; he simply accepted them all.

"..."

The sewer watched him for a long while, until he started to feel uneasy, before it finally spoke up.

"I have a private assignment for you, are you willing to take it?"

The sewer asked.

"Go ahead."

"Create a massive destruction in the sewer, preferably the kind that would seriously injure me."

The sewer said.

"What? Why?"

Liu Zheng asked, puzzled.

Was the sewer into some sort of masochistic hobby?

If that was the case, why had it gotten so angry when he last fished away its ’eggs’?

"Don’t ask so many questions, just tell me if you’re willing to take it or not?"

The sewer waved its hand as it asked.

"This... If I blow up the sewer, will you come after me?"

Liu Zheng inquired.

"Yes, and the one who will probably come after you will be me."

The sewer nodded.

"Then... ah, I see."

He remembered the condition about the brain swap, and an idea flashed through his mind.

"Good that you understand. But a truly smart person should know to speak less and do more."

The sewer’s piercing gaze was like two nails fastening his mouth shut.

"Mhm mhm."

Liu Zheng made a noise through his nostrils and mimed zipping his mouth shut.

"When the time comes, I won’t go easy on you, I will still chase you with all my might. As the most intelligent will, even though I might not be the strongest, I am the most difficult to deal with, so you better be prepared."

"Also, don’t even think about hiding in places like the Bloody Restaurant or the City Hall; they’ll hand you over directly."

"Don’t count on the Red Ghost to protect you either; he may not give me face, but the chase won’t end."

The sewer spoke.

"What about the Garbage Processing Plant and the Chaos Club?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Do you think there are no sewers beneath the Garbage Processing Plant and the Chaos Club?"

The sewer let out a cold laugh.

"I see. So what’s the reward?"

He inquired.

"I will help you out once, as long as it’s not a deliberate attempt to screw me over, even if it’s a fight to the death."

The sewer stated.

"Ah? But if I complete the task and immediately demand that you fight to the death for me, what is the point of your task then?"

Liu Zheng asked, perplexed.

"You short-lived species wouldn’t understand, a day of freedom is better than a thousand years of bondage."

The sewer finished speaking and closed its eyes.

The white abscess eyes on the ceiling also slowly closed and retracted into the ceiling.

"Are we done talking?"

The Fisherman opened his eyes and asked.

"We’re done."

"Then why the hell is this thing still here?"

He looked at the Black Deer Head on the ground, which had turned into a porcupine.

"Because we’ve expanded the terms of the trade a bit."

Liu Zheng put away the Black Deer Head and said.

"Kid, can’t you ever sit still?"

The Fisherman said, exasperated but not without affection.

Anyone would know that a trade deal personally modified by the sewer was bound to be life-threatening.

"What, Lao Deng, worried about your daughter becoming a widow who can’t remarry?"

He arched an eyebrow and said.

"Worried my ass, with my daughter’s looks, she could remarry no matter how many times she’s widowed. No, wait, when the hell did I agree to let you become my son-in-law?"

The Fisherman glared, his mustache bristling.

"Oh, then I’ll just be her wedding officiant."

Liu Zheng said nonchalantly.

"What wedding officiant?"

"To witness her grand wedding with Nightingale."

He said.

"Bullshit, even if Sea Girl were to marry you, she wouldn’t marry that Huang Mao!"

The Fisherman exploded in anger.

"See, you’ve just agreed to make me your son-in-law."

Liu Zheng smirked mischievously.

"...Kid, if it weren’t for my injuries, I’d let you experience ’catch and kill on the spot’ today."

The Fisherman’s chest heaved violently as he spoke through clenched teeth.

"It’s precisely because you’re injured that I’m trying to get your blood flowing. Look how red your face is."

He said shamelessly.

"That’s from anger. Now tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"

The Fisherman said irritably.

"What can you do to help? Can you accompany me to the cemetery?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"No."

"Then can you help me find the Red Ghost?"

He asked again.

"What can you help me with? Useless Lao Deng, no wonder Sea Girl would rather find Huang Mao."

Liu Zheng mocked.

"Although I can’t help you find the Red Ghost, I can tell you where he is."

The Fisherman said with a nonchalant air.

"Where?"

"Behind you."

The Fisherman said.

"Hmm?"

Liu Zheng turned around and saw a safety door in front of him.

"Well played."

The mountain didn’t come to him, so he came to the mountain.

"Then you..."

He turned back around, only to find the Fisherman had disappeared.