The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?
Chapter 348 - 323: The Grand Urban Stage, Don’t Come If You’re Not Sick

Chapter 348: Chapter 323: The Grand Urban Stage, Don’t Come If You’re Not Sick

"How long is this going to take?"

After waiting a while, Liu Zheng asked.

"Hard to say, probably a few more hours."

The Fisherman paused and said.

"Then find something fun for me to kill some time, it’s so boring just waiting here."

He stretched and said.

"Lucky you, where am I supposed to find something fun in the sewer?"

The Fisherman rolled his eyes.

"Then get me a fishing rod, I’ll fish for fun."

"In your dreams! You’ll never fish in my territory again in your life."

The Fisherman angrily said.

Last time this kid went fishing, he nearly met a premature end. Think twice about fishing; it’s not happening.

"Don’t worry, my Luck Value isn’t maxed out this time."

Liu Zheng said.

"Still no."

The Fisherman was adamant.

"If there’s nothing fun, then at least get me something good to eat."

He scaled back his request, saying.

"Only have shit, you want some?"

The Fisherman said expressionlessly.

"Tsk"

Liu Zheng flipped him the middle finger with three tentacles.

"What are you guys up to?"

While they were talking, Brother Sha approached from afar, asking curiously.

"Nothing much, just killing time. Brother Sha, where did you come from?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Oh, I just went to check on my potatoes."

Brother Sha said.

"You can grow potatoes in the sewer?"

He looked shocked.

If I remember correctly, potatoes require abundant light and low humidity; the sewer satisfies neither.

Of course, the most critical part is, there’s no soil in the sewer.

"Ha-ha, that’s my secret recipe."

Brother Sha said proudly.

"Since we’re free anyway, Brother Sha, show me your potatoes."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"That’s not possible."

Brother Sha firmly refused.

"Brother, fair is fair. If you need help with a fight, even if it’s against the City Hall, I won’t hesitate. But to see my potatoes? Sorry, can’t do that."

His expression was extremely serious.

"...Alright, it was presumptuous of me."

Liu Zheng said unemotionally.

Indeed, where can you find normal people in Metropolis? They’re all just different kinds of crazy.

"By the way, Brother Sha, returning your clothes."

He took off the Dragon Robe Funeral Clothes.

"No worries, brother, keep them for now."

Brother Sha generously said.

"Such valuable items aren’t safe with me; better return them to the original owner."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

Primarily because the one-time death immunity effect of the instance had already been used, this perfect quality equipment had already lost much of its function.

"Alright then."

Brother Sha didn’t insist further and accepted the Dragon Robe Funeral Clothes.

From the corner of his mouth that curled up, he seemed to really like this cloak.

Things became much more interesting with Brother Sha around, Liu Zheng coaxed the Fisherman into fetching a deck of cards, and the three of them started playing Landlord.

Of course, in Metropolis, this game had a different name; it was called Death Delivery.

He only found out after asking that Bloody Restaurant was a kind of urban legend in Metropolis.

Many parents scared their children by saying, if you don’t do your homework, a delivery person from Bloody Restaurant will come to take you away.

In Death Delivery, the Landlord was the delivery person, and the farmers turned into security and homeowners.

Well, it really fits the style of Metropolis.

After Liu Zheng had been the delivery person for several rounds, causing the Fisherman and Brother Sha to be barely conscious, the airplane’s Dr. Nile finally showed some reactions.

"Urgh!"

He didn’t even open his eyes, leaned over the airplane and started vomiting into the river.

And the Fisherman, as if granted a great amnesty, threw away his cards and headed for the airplane.

"Hey, we haven’t finished this round yet."

Liu Zheng said discontentedly.

He was holding a pair of jokers and three twos, planning to make the Fisherman lick the sewer walls a bit more.

"Business first, kid; why can’t you understand priorities?"

The Fisherman said with conviction.

"Indeed, brother, gambling is bad, you should gamble less too."

Brother Sha quickly agreed.

He had also licked the sewer walls several dozen times. Although his strength wouldn’t cause any adverse reactions, the taste was indeed disgusting.

"Tsk, a pair of deadbeats."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

The Fisherman stretched out his arm and fished Dr. Nile onto the shore.

"Here, have some water to rinse your mouth."

Liu Zheng handed over a bottle of water.

Speaking of which, this water was also something he brought back from Yate, so it was kind of a local specialty.

Dr. Nile took a couple of sips and then spat it all back out.

As expected of a mummy, even his vomit was different from ordinary people.

Ordinary people’s vomit is partially digested food, semi-solid and semi-liquid mixed with saliva and stomach acid.

But Dr. Nile’s vomit was dry chunks, and one could even make out the original shape and texture of the food.

After vomiting for a full three minutes, he finally managed to suppress the urge to vomit and collapsed on the ground, looking dazed.

"Was it really that bad? I have dealt with his constipation before, and it wasn’t this nauseating."

Liu Zheng said disdainfully.

Pity this guy is a doctor; he has no tolerance at all.

Speaking of which, Dr. Nile’s medical procedures were hardly less disgusting than the sewer.

"You do it if you think you can."

Dr. Nile said irritably, regaining some strength.

Last time, Liu Zheng just assisted with the treatment, but this time he had performed a full-fledged surgery, it was not the same level of difficulty.

If it were not for his exquisite medical skills, coupled with the cheat he pulled with the silver-lined finger, he would have been stuck and died in the swollen hemorrhoids of the sewer this time.

"You two, stop bickering, let’s get moving."

The Fisherman interjected.

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