The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man
Chapter 1062 - Chapter 1062 1062

Chapter 1062: 1062 Chapter 1062: 1062 “Shit…” she couldn’t help but curse.

Xiao Yuchuan pointed outside the courtyard, “Wife, I know what you mean by ‘grass-ni-ma’, you mentioned it last time, it means green grass and mud, and Fourth Brother has a horse tethered under the firewood shed in his yard.”

After she cursed, she felt that as a lady, dignified and virtuous, it was unbecoming of her to swear, so she nodded slightly, “Indeed, that’s exactly, green grass, mud…” Before she could finish, she noticed the way third brother phrased it,aEUR”he had actually amended her words, turning it into ‘grass-ni-ma’, which meant, did this ancient man understand that she was cursing?

Seeing her expression, Xiao Yuchuan found it quite amusing, “Wife, did you realize?”

“You know I’m cursing you?” she asked.

“Of course,” he replied with a look that suggested it was obvious, “It would be pretty stupid not to understand such simple cursing.”

“What the fuck!” she raised her eyebrows, “You even know what ‘fucking idiot’ means?”

“Isn’t it just a big fucking idiot, extremely stupid?” he smiled brightly.

Yet her face turned dark with anger, and she wanted to yank out all of his perfectly white and aligned teeth, “Xiao Yuchuan, you freaking knew what ‘stupid’ means, and you kept calling me a ‘fucking idiot’ before?”

“Indeed,” he grinned from ear to ear, “My wife is so cute.

Thinking that I couldn’t understand, I just played dumb to pamper you.

And you actually believed it!”

Oh heaven and earth!

She, Su Qingyue, had been played by an ancient man, how could this be possible?

Inside she was wailing like a banshee, but outwardly she kept her cool, “Oh, you understand, huh.

Why don’t you go die!”

“That’s what I was about to do,” he turned to leave the kitchen, “I was thinking of going to the thatched house to take a dump after cooking breakfast.

But since my dear wife told me to go take a shit first, off I go.”

She threw her sleeves back with grandeur, “Don’t bother cooking breakfast!” She was too angry to eat or even speak!

“Such a petty wife, are you upset?” he wrapped his long arm around her in a now habitual gesture, “My well-behaved wife, don’t be angry.

If you can’t eat breakfast, just eat me.

I, your husband, am not as petty as you.

I am generous and chivalrous, with a spirit of helping the weak.

Considering we have sworn to heaven and earth and shared a bed, bumping and grinding until you nearly couldn’t get off the bed, I am always ready to ‘feed’ you.”

“Who wants to eat you!”

With an amused look, he said, “Wife, I didn’t say you had to eat my body.

You’re so horny, always thinking about eating my…

you know…

the thing that eunuchs wish they had…”

“Xiao Yuchuan!” she roared, her face a mix of embarrassment and anger, turning her stunningly beautiful face red with rage, “Do you have no shame, talking such filthy words, not only are you a shameless person, but you also grow a shameless…

thing…”

“Fuck…” he whispered another word in her ear, “You.”

“You!” she trembled with fury.

She just couldn’t understand, damn it, she, Su Qingyue, was learned and beautiful enough to make fish sink and geese fall, to outshine the moon and shut the flowers in shame, so beautiful she felt shy herself.

With her character and what she considered unmatched eloquence since the dawn of time, how did she always end up so frustrated by Third Brother, her hair standing on end, dying to strangle him, yet choked to the point of speechlessness by his retorts?

Could it be that her belief that modern people were smarter than ancient people was mistaken?

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