The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man
Chapter 1061 - Chapter 1061 1061 Husband sympathizes with you

Chapter 1061: 1061 Husband sympathizes with you Chapter 1061: 1061 Husband sympathizes with you Shit, Xiao Yuchuan really was trying to exhaust her to death.

Her face was full of gloom.

The third brother was too strong, it was genuinely too much for her to handle!

Damn it, born from the same mother, how could third brother be even stronger in that department than second brother?

She came to this conclusion because, before the walls between their yard and second brother’s home were built, she had never seen Li Rong’er ‘struggling’ to get out of bed, had she?

Clearly, her third brother was more formidable.

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“Dear, let me carry you!” Xiao Yuchuan, having been greatly satisfied, had a smile all over his face, and with that signature smile, he could open the tavern and welcome guests…

“Cough cough…” She coughed, ridiculing herself, thinking she really was bad for even considering that; they weren’t short of money, so how could she let her man go out to welcome guests, right?

“Dear, what are you thinking?” Xiao Yuchuan had a natural knack for observation, “Why do you have such a sleazy expression?”

She cleared her throat, and said earnestly, “Would I?

I’m such a proper person.

Even if I’m telling you a dirty joke, I wouldn’t even blink.”

“Really?” He looked at her with curiosity, “Dear, you know how to tell dirty jokes?”

“Mhm-hmm.” She had a proud look on her face.

At least women of this era wouldn’t, and even if they did, no one would say them out loud.

“Do you want to hear one?”

“I want to hear it!” He was serious.

“Then I’ll start.” She parted her lips and began, “Long, long ago, there was a eunuch who prayed to Buddha every day, wishing for him to fulfill one desire.

Buddha was moved by his sincere devotion and asked what he needed.

The eunuch said excitedly, ‘I need a dick!’ So, the great Buddha left in anger.”

After saying this, she burst out laughing.

Seeing that Xiao Yuchuan didn’t laugh at all, she quirked her delicate eyebrows, “Not funny?”

“Very funny?” He countered.

“Isn’t it funny?” She huffed, “Don’t tell me you don’t even know what a dick is.”

“It’s just a Dingding, right?” He said, “And here I thought my wife could come up with something cleverer.

Let me tell you a story about a eunuch.”

“Go ahead then.” She was curious to see just how entertaining a story the ancient people could tell.

“Listen up, I’m starting now, I’m sure it will be so vivid, you’ll be completely engrossed, with expressive faces full of passion…” He indeed threw her a handsome look full of animated expression.

She accepted the ‘vegetable’ from his ‘autumn harvest,’ and coughed once, “Less nonsense, get to the point.”

He turned his back, his gaze drifting into the distance as if he were lost in thought, “A long, long, long time ago, in the grand and majestic Imperial Palace, there was a eunuch in the palace…”

Su Qingyue watched his profound expression, seeming to tell a beautiful, captivating story, and thus listened intently.

As he spoke, he stood with his hands behind his back and went towards the kitchen in a serious manner.

“Third brother…” she hurried after him, “You haven’t finished yet.

There was a eunuch in the Imperial Palace, what happens next?”

He turned around, looking at her incredulously, his expression clearly conveying ‘aren’t you dumb’, “Of course the eunuch has nothing down there.

Don’t you even know that?”

“I…” She really wanted to give him a string of ‘warm greetings.’ But remembering they were married and his mother was now her mother, she refrained from cursing out her own mother-in-law.

He patted her shoulder with sympathy, “Dear, it’s okay to be a bit slow, don’t worry, your husband won’t despise you for it.”

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