The Reborn Witch had a nice 'Tea Time' with the Dragon Queen today
Chapter 83: Who’s that Pokemon: A Hero Doggy!

Chapter 83: Who’s that Pokemon: A Hero Doggy!

"Alice...you stupid god damn brat...." Demond glared at her whimsical daughter, who smirked at her like a student who had her answer before the professor’s question. "What in the hell is all this shit?"

"Proud of it, am I right?" The ice witch’s daughter raised her arm to brag, lifting the groaning Yasen off the ground. "This is a masterpiece even by my standard! Every pollen of frost, I make sure to manifest in my chant! Efficiency guaranteed."

"Your standard is ass, you brat." The ice witch, who admittedly has quite a standard when it came to magic, merely scoffed at the child’s rashness. "And how are you going to pay for the collateral damage, huh?"

"Hm.....hm...." Alice glanced away, a glint of helplessness flashed through as her arm slouched down Yasen who plopped. "Hm. Yeah, Elsara can pay for it."

"Oh, then I guess it’s no problem...my ass!" The ice witch glared daggers that would cut through the iced world for Alice, who shook at the unexpected fury.

"Are you treating cities and towns as your playground?! Just coz you can do it doesn’t mean you can detonate an entire hydrogen ice bomb for some stupid gargalytes!"

"B-but Father..." Alice pouted before stomping the grou- oh, stomping Yasen’s face, who shed tears in protest. "It’s just a few glitters here and there anyway! Look, isn’t the town more beautiful this way? Uh...being white and all."

"And encased in your ice, which probably takes millennia to melt? Do I look like an absolute buffoon to you?!"

Demond shouted as she hugged her puffing chest into Adrei, her drumming mind uttering to immediately chalk Alice right in the forehead. "In the first place, if you learn the simple word ’DISINPLINE’, none of this bullcrap would have occured in the first place!"

"Father! You know firsthand how hard it is for me to control my mana! It’s practically a disability at this point!"

"Apologise to the disabled, Alice! Your problem is far, far worse!" The ice witch gritted her teeth and ignored Alice’s whining completely, before groaning.

"Tch, all these fifteen years since I taught you how to use mana, and you completely botched it like an idiot who swats a fly with a hammer."

"Hello?! It’s your daughter who held the hammer, you know?!" The destructor of Rouen’s pout was about to be expanded into a balloon of frustration. "What’s with you scolding me anyway in our first reunion in years...snatching a new woman and pretending your daughter is a hassle..."

"Adrei aside, yes. You are a fucking hassle, my daughter." Demond rolled her eyes, her arms sneaking deeper onto her husband’s back, who creaked uncomfortably for the first time.

"Well I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrupt your honeymoon with my duty to merely protect citizens!" Alice stomped her feet on her ’face-cushion’, Yasen whose ashen eye smiled whilst being stepped on merely groaned.

The pedestrians walking on the street stuttered in their footsteps, glanced at the hero as if asking ’seriously’, before gulping and bolting away.

"And? How’s that going for you, you retarded daughter?" The witch scowled.

"Uh...." The hero looked around for support, but the pedestrians were already long gone.

"Uh-that’s right, father! Look at them! They are so grateful to me that uh-uh..." The hero’s brain was fried, not as much as Yasen’s under her feet, but still fried nonetheless.

"...you had zero fucking clue what you’ve done, hadn’t you?"

"Uh....ah!" Alice pointed, her eyes widened as if she saw her savior. "Elsara! Here!"

"Nice try distracting brat, now move your bangs away and-" Demond’s scowl twitched as she conjured some nice ice chalks, before her mana sense tingled. Hm...the mage tower’s mana?

The witch glanced to the side, her head still being petted by Adrei as a brown-haired, tall figure with a crown stepped out from one of three large portals, the others stepping out are knights and carts, bundled up by large pieces of fabrics.

"Spread out and look for-huh, Alice?" Queen Elsara frowned, glancing upon Alice who gazed with puppy eyes, then Demond with raised brows, then Adrei whose eyes darted downwards, then to Yasen who sprawled under Alice’s feet, then back to Alice.

The Queen’s nostrils tickled at the cold air, before sighing and glanced up. Wow, Adil threw items around like she advised during one of their ’Alice Disaster Relief Meeting’, huh?

"Elsara!" Alice raised her arms and swung them in excitement. "Didn’t expect those old stuck-ups from the Mage Tower would lend their portals to you! What’re you doing here?"

"Judging....by those frozen items and the town...you did it again, huh, my hero?" Elsara merely sighed like another day of the King’s Treasury about to be emptied for compensation, before narrowing her eyes on Alice.

"Eh-eh...hehehehehe...you won’t mind, will you? It’s demon subjugation after all, and you told me I am free to do with the demons as I want..." Even under the collective scowls of Demond, Adrei, and the Queen, the hero’s index fingers tapped at each other like a child who had her dessert stolen.

"That’s when Demons began to run rampant again, my hero. Wrong time, wrong methods." Queen smiled widely. "Though I suppose I should have expected our court mage to be untidy. I will handle it, as we always do."

"El-Elsara..." Unshed tears brewed in the hero’s eyes, her blueness tinted with a hint of a blush. "Th-thank you..."

"Instead, as an apology..." Yet the Queen’s smile only grew wider, like all her frustration was channeled into manners instead of outrages.

"Everyone, fulfill your duties as we discussed. Alice? Come here."

"Eh? Uh...alright!"

Demond’s eyelids half shut like the window to her soul was puffed with cigarette smoke, as the quiet Alice kindly wobbled her way to the Queen. This brat being this polite? What manner of spell is this?

She met Adrei’s gaze, only to smile as wide as the Queen for an answer, as if anticipating a good show, then to Yasen on the ground, who...yeah, her expression is completely ineligible.

And so she merely glanced back at Alice who treached her way to the smiley Queen as other knights pulled away the cart with knowing looks, before the Queen...brought out from her pocket a...dog collar?

"Alice. Do you remember our promises a long, long time ago?"

Alice blinked, then blinked again at the dog collar, before her memory jolted her spine as her feet tugged away the ice on the ground. "Uh...remind me again?"

"I’m glad that you do. I did suggest kindly, after all, that for the next town you destroy, I will parade you around like a doggy for an apology." The Queen tilted her head, both hands grasping and raising the dog collar. "Neck."

"B-but Elsara...I-I saved the town..."

"Neck."

"Elsara...we’ve known each other all these years, why won’t you please overlook this time?"

"Neck."

"Hic-Elsara? Please? I-I promise I will destroy things a little lighter..."

"...neck."

A string of sanity threatened to snap for both Elsara’s and Demond’s with that stubborn retort, as Alice continued to hiccup while begging as her sleeves desperately brushed the tears away.

"...I...I understand..."

And so, the Hero Alice lent out her neck, while Elsara smiled as she clasped the dog collar onto it, under the ridiculed wry smile of Demond, the nodding smile from Adrei, and a thumbs up from Yasen on the ground.

"Now, bark for me."

"Woo-woof woof..."

And so, in a flash of turmoil, betrayals, and arrivals, the Destroyer of Rouen became the Dog of Rouen. All hail Queen Elsara.

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