The Accidental Necromancer
Good Vibrations

Lesseth greeted us at the bottom of the stairs. Her body shifted from red to honey colored as Valeria and I brought the shelving down, and by the time we were done I noticed that she’d managed to accent the honey with red nipples, lips, and genitals. The lips looked quite nice, the nipples a bit garish, and her pussy – well, kind of obscene in the way it was emphasized.

“Do you like?” she asked, posing. “I’ve been practicing, trying to look more desirable to you.”

I didn’t know what to say, and when those bright red lips turned upside down she reminded me of a sad clown. I crossed the distance to her and gave her a hug.

She was a bit sticky, and she smelled of honey.

“Do I not inflame your loins with desire, my wife?” she asked.

“Red is your natural form – you don’t need to be anyone but yourself,” I told her.

“Oh. But humans –”

“You’re not a human, and you don’t need to be.”

She blinked, although it was hard to notice, with her lids and her eyes being all the same color. “Really?”

“Really.”

“Oh.” Her color changed, and she stopped smelling so over-the-top sweet. Bright red, she gave me a kiss. I kissed her back. She didn’t taste of honey, but there was a hint of raspberry.

“Would you like to fuck me, Abby?” Lesseth asked, rubbing her leg against my crotch.

“Um,” I said. Valeria was right there.

There are poly people who will tell you it’s all about freedom to love as many people as you want, and there should be no hierarchy of any kind. Everyone should be responsible for their own emotions. I was fine with all that, up to a point, but I was also distinctly aware that Valeria could easily feel that Lesseth was cutting in line. I couldn’t be totally responsible for everyone’s emotions, and yes, Valeria had set her own conditions. But I didn’t have to be completely oblivious and uncaring, either, and I didn’t have to be led around by my dick.

Lesseth’s notion that she was married to me – I wasn’t responsible for that, either.

“Should I start loading the shelf pieces into the bag?” Valeria asked.

“No. I need to show Lesseth how to put them together, first.”

Valeria nodded. “Should I, um, leave you alone while you figure out how everything, um, fits?”

I could tell she was trying to be open and sharing, and I think I fell more in love with her right then. “I think it would be good for you to learn your way around power tools, too,” I said. “Let’s get our tools out, and get the boxes open.”

Lesseth pouted.

“Later,” I said.

“I shall wait a lifetime for you,” Lesseth said. “But my cells yearn to absorb your essence. Did you know that for a while after you spend yourself inside me, I can transform so that my entire body is made of your cum?”

I couldn’t decide whether that was hot, or gross, or both. “So. The shelves fit together like this, and there are step by step instructions. Make sure you use the right screw – you’ll see these two are almost identical, but this one is longer, so don’t get them mixed up. Here, Lesseth, you try to do this one.”

She wasn’t great at it. The mental part she totally got, but physically it was just hard for her to hold things while they were exerting torque. But she could do it. I had Valeria take a turn, too, but of course only Lesseth could do the work inside the bag.

Once she clearly had it down, she slipped inside the bag, carrying the screwdriver and the screws and nuts with her. Then we started passing shelves and struts into the bag, until everything was in there.

“It’s going to take her a while,” Valeria said.

“Yes.”

“Tie me up?”

I laughed. “Okay. Let’s go out into the woods, so that we’re less likely to get surprised by Kathy and Talos.”

She blushed. “Yes, that’s probably best,” she agreed.

“Besides, I have an idea I think you’ll like.”

I took the bag with me, of course. We pushed away from the usual paths and found a good sturdy tree about two feet in diameter. “This looks good,” I said.

She nodded, her eyes bright with anticipation. “Now what?”

“Take your clothes off,” I said.

“Are you going to –”

“Fuck you? No. Marry you? I still have to think about that one, Valeria, but I promise you it’s in my mind. But there are things we can do, I think, that are a lot of fun that don’t involve me being inside you. Trust me?”

“Of course.” Valeria stripped off the dress without any real hesitation, and I reached into the bag for some rope.

I guided her so that her back was against the tree. The tree was too big for her to reach around it, but I could still tie her wrists so that they were connected behind the tree with a bar tie.

Then I wrapped rope around her waist and tied her to the tree that way.

“I love it, Abby,” she said. “I’m at your mercy.”

I grinned. “Yes, you are.”

Then I tied another piece of rope around her hips, with the knot front and in the middle, and from there I ran it between her legs and back up between her and the tree, until it was tight around her crotch. Her eyes widened, and she tried to move against the rope.

“Don’t bother,” I told her.

“You’re going to stop me from having an orgasm?” she asked, wide-eyed. “Would you do that to me?”

I shook my head. And then shrugged. “Well, I might, but that’s not really my plan. Just stay still like a good girl.”

Then I took a vibrator out of the bag and put it where it would do the most good. The rope between her legs was really just to hold it in place.

I turned it on and leaned back against another tree to admire my handiwork. I’d have told you that bondage wasn’t my thing, and I was only doing it to please, but the sight of Valeria bound to the tree, with the vibe buzzing away, did something to me.

It did something to her, too. She moaned as the first orgasm hit her, and her knees started to buckle. She was holding herself upright only with effort, and I got a perverse enjoyment out of her struggle.

Then the second hit her, and she screamed.

I did that, I thought to myself, with satisfaction.

“I heard someone was being tied up,” Xyla whispered into my ear, and I jumped. “I had to come make sure that none of our people were being captured.”

“Uh-huh,” I whispered back. “I bet you could guess.”

“Oh, I guessed alright. Oooh, there she goes again.”

“Shh,” I said.

I wouldn’t have been a bit surprised if Valeria could cum just from being tied up, but adding the vibe cranked it up a notch. And of course it just kept going, and she kept cumming. Xyla snuggled up next to me, and lifted my dress to stroke my cock. It felt amazing.

Valeria’s eyes had been shut, but they fluttered open between orgasms, and she saw us. Her eyes widened. “Xyla,” she said.

“Yes?” Xyla asked.

“Oh, make Abby cum for me.”

Xyla grinned. “Of course.” She went to her knees, and took me in her mouth, and as soon as I felt her lips around me Valeria came again, thrashing helplessly against her bonds.

I watched the beautiful busty paladin squirm as Xyla fucked me with her mouth. I wondered if I could cum at the same time as Valeria’s next orgasm, but I should have known better. They had been coming at most a minute apart. Watching Valeria’s body shudder was incredibly erotic. Her eyes, which had been fixed on us, closed, and her knees buckled again. I watched as she tried to hold herself up, and then, suddenly, she gave up and slouched in the rope.

I was so close, but I could tell there was something wrong. I reluctantly pushed Xyla off me and reached into the bag of holding for my safety shears. Valeria’s body was limp, but she was still breathing fine. By the time I cut Valeria free from the tree, Xyla was there to help me lie her down on the ground.

Her eyes fluttered open, and then she came again, her body shuddering. I elevated her legs, holding them, and she didn’t pass out this time. Still, for safety’s sake, I took the vibe away and untied the rope that was still on her.

“Amazing,” Valeria said, and closed her eyes again.

She looked peaceful, but I took out my water bottle and told her to drink. She didn’t, so I splashed a little on her face.

“Came so hard, passed out,” Valeria murmured. “Wow.”

“Oooh, this is good,” Xyla said.

I looked back. I had been in enough of a rush I hadn’t actually turned the vibrator off, and its buzzing had become so much background noise. But Xyla was now holding it to her pussy. I thought about saying something about wiping them off between users, but it was kind of too late for that.

“Isn’t it?” Valeria asked.

“Oh my god!” yelled Xyla, thrashing on the ground and dropping the vibrator on the dirt. It definitely needed to be cleaned before anyone else used it.

I reached into the bag for a chocolate bar – for Valeria, actually, to get her some more blood sugar, but the bag yelped.

“Ow!” said Lesseth. Only her head was out of the bag.

“Sorry!”

“It was presumably unintentional.”

“I was just reaching into the –“

“Yes,” Lesseth said, oozing the rest of the way out and forming body parts as she went. She looked around at Valeria and Xyla, and took in the cut rope. “You know, I can hear from in there.”

“Um, no, I didn’t know, actually.”

Lesseth shrugged. “I suppose I just have to get used to it. You need to keep the bag nearby, the bag is a nice place for me, and so you’re just always going to be fucking right next to me. God, and you’re still hard, too. Can I –“

I hesitated.

“You know you want to,” Xyla said. “I didn’t get to finish you off.”

I glanced at Valeria, but she was just smiling blissfully.

“Lie down,” Lesseth suggested. “And let me ride you.”

What the heck. I stripped off the dress and lay back on the ground, and Lesseth straddled me. Her pussy molded itself to my cock, and as she rose and fell it rippled around me. It was, and it wasn’t, like having sex with a human, because there were so many extra sensations, and she was always a perfect fit.

I reached down to stroke her clit, and she shook her head. “I’m not built like you,” she said. “My whole body feels the same. Just let yourself go in me.”

“Cum in her, love,” Xyla said.

“Yes!” Valeria told me. She’d rolled to her side to get a better view.

I’d like to say that I last for hours. Hell, I’d like to say I lasted for five minutes. But with three gorgeous women telling me to cum, and a pussy that managed to ripple, vibrate, thrust, pull, squeeze, and slide all at the same time, I think five minutes would have been an exaggeration. I felt like I exploded, and yet Lesseth’s pussy kept milking me, draining me of every drop.

“Oh Abby, you’re the best!” Lesseth screamed.

I wasn’t sure, given that her whole body felt the same, how there could be any skill to my part of the lovemaking at all.

Then again, 20% better.

You have seduced a slime demon, the wife of a powerful enemy. She is yours by right of conquest!You gain 200 experience points.

You need 1035 experience points to reach third level.

“Lesseth,” Valeria said. “Could you do that thing you talked about, and come over here?”

The red form of Lesseth slowly changed to something clearer, whiter, and she slid off me, losing human shape entirely. She oozed over toward Valeria, and then over her.

“Is she…?” asked Xyla.

“I think we’re just seeing either the smallest bukkake scene ever, in terms of number of penises, or the biggest, in terms of volume,” I said.

“Bukkake?” Xyla asked.

I explained.

“Ah,” Xyla said. “Well, it takes a special girl to have both a paladin and a slime demon in her harem, but they seem to be playing well together.”

I nodded, and pulled Xyla off to the side. “You know, Valeria wants me to marry her.”

Xyla grinned. “Of course she does,” she said. “So what’s stopping you? You know she’s a keeper.”

I nodded.