Super Righteous Player
Chapter 1057 - 115: Players Gradually Gathering Together

Chapter 1057: Chapter 115: Players Gradually Gathering Together

"Have you guys seen the analysis on the forum?"

Walking the streets of Dennisiowa, Dian walked backwards with hands clasped behind his back and, full of enthusiasm, said to his teammates—the three seniors, "This might be big news..."

"Walk properly..."

Delicious Goose said helplessly, "Don’t walk backwards."

"It’s also training for sensory abilities..."

Dian said with a smile, "Uncle Goose, you wouldn’t understand."

"I did hear from Longjing Tea that some wizards even use blindfolding to improve their perception... especially those from the School of Prophets. Because their spell accuracy is related to their perception attributes."

Delicious Goose pondered, "But does it really work?"

"It’s kind of like weight training, I guess."

Jiu’er casually mentioned, "Didn’t I also buy a solid steel pillar from Longjing Tea to practice sword swinging? The effect was quite good. When I switched back to a normal weapon, my hands were much faster."

"I think you’ll eventually pull out a streetlight to use as a weapon..."

Defu, in his cat form, squatted in Chocolate’s backpack, talking like a human.

"The strongest weapon, no doubt, is a patch!"

Jiu’er said in a weird voice, pinching her throat.

The three nearby burst into laughter.

Jiu’er also laughed for a moment, then casually mentioned, "Speaking of which, I recently bought a spring steel knife on Taobao too, wanting to practice swordsmanship in real life... but it just hasn’t shipped yet."

"Spring steel knife, really..."

Defu scoffed, "Delaying seppuku as long as you can."

Because the knife indeed could be used for seppuku—and more importantly, Jiu’er’s fighting style was humorously dubbed by players as "Seppuku Berserk." Her curse tattoo was on her abdomen; she needed her abdomen’s blood to soak the weapon, activating the Curse Binding to temporarily enchant the weapon.

"God damn seppuku, my hands are just too small; I bought too big a weapon and can hardly swing it... I reckon I couldn’t even draw it from the sheath."

"It’s mainly because you’re short."

Defu commented, "Then I might as well switch to a fire axe; my katana skills are sloppy."

"A fire axe, really? Are you trying to reenact The Shining?"

Jiu’er couldn’t help but laugh out loud, "Do you want me to howl from inside a room to play along?"

Delicious Goose said darkly from the side, "Clumsy hands aren’t a big deal. Technology has advanced now, you could use a chainsaw."

"...You say that, but I genuinely think I should ask Longjing Tea to see if Kaizi Sa can actually make a chainsaw."

Jiu’er felt tempted.

Delicious Goose choked and coughed, scoffing, "Are you looking to use a chainsaw? You want to use a chainsaw sword!"

"So what if I want to use a chainsaw sword?"

Jiu’er vocally protested, "Isn’t the battle nun cool?! With my high strength attribute, I can now normally use a greatsword, and whether Berserk is on or not feels like nothing, but when it’s on, the blade tends to break.

"I’ve increasingly found blunt weapons easier to use than swords, that solid steel pillar especially feels so right in my hands. If I don’t get some special effect weapon soon, I think even opening Blood Skin to go Berserk will only be good for taking down a hundred..."

"No, wait," Defu looked confused, "A chainsaw sword seems doable enough, but the issue is... how would you activate your own Curse Binding?"

Hearing Defu’s remark, all four went silent.

They unconsciously envisioned Jiu’er holding a chainsaw to her own abdomen...

Even though they knew Jiu’er had already turned her pain reception down to just 5%.

But the phantom pain in the abdomen still made them shiver.

After a quiet moment, Delicious Goose cleared his throat, "Actually, you don’t need to buy one; my house has all sorts of bladed weapons. An entire wall is dedicated to collecting them..."

"Aren’t you training with full armor?"

Defu asked curiously.

Gold Delicious Goose shrugged his shoulders. "Yes, but I can’t just switch to using them one by one. They’re not even necessary in the wars between countries... They’re basically just for show. If you guys find them useful, just take and use them. Even if they get worn out, it’s no big deal, as I can simply use them to show off.

"But remember, when you come to get them, they definitely won’t pass the subway check. It’s best to have Miss Jiu’er’s family driver to pick them up."

"Can we directly go to your house?"

Jiu’er’s eyes twinkled, "I’m a bit eager to see that wall!"

"You can look, but there’s no place to practice at my home. It’s too cramped downstairs, and I’m not like each of you, who are misses with your own villas to live in..."

Gold Delicious Goose sighed. "This is Shen City; it’s honestly ridiculous."

"Your house is small?"

Defu looked at him peculiarly. "I remember your house being quite large?"

"...Hm?"

Adian was taken aback, seeming to realize something as he looked over.

But the other three didn’t notice anything wrong.

Gold Delicious Goose just sighed, counting one by one, "Mainly, there’s too much stuff at home, no room to fit everything. Treadmill, chest press, shoulder press, squat machine... plus the gaming room used for streaming. My home is packed, and my weapons and armor are all stored in the bedroom. I even plan to buy an oven soon, but there’s no space left to place it."

"...Is it really okay to have so many weapons in the bedroom?"

Jiu’er was a bit hesitant.

Defu, on the other hand, felt nothing wrong. "What’s bad about that... I even have a knife by my bedside now."

"Well, that may be, but sometimes I get startled by the armor when I get up at night to use the bathroom. If there was space, I wouldn’t keep it in the bedroom... but since I use the gym equipment every day, prioritizing becomes necessary."

After all, putting it in the living room would be an even bigger issue.

Gold Delicious Goose said so.

He paused suddenly, "Speaking of which, I haven’t needed to use the bathroom at night lately."

"Eek, is this topic really appropriate to discuss with us girls..."

Adian had an ambiguous expression.

But Defu slightly frowned. "Now that you mention it, I also feel like my health has much improved lately. I thought it was my imagination before."

Jiu’er, however, was very certain. "It’s definitely not imagination. I used to not go to school because I was physically unwell... but when I had a physical check-up last week, all my indicators had returned to normal and were even healthier than the average person.

"You guys rarely are worse off than me... so you probably don’t notice, but I felt it very clearly. Since advancing to silver, each day I felt better than the last... In less than two months, all sorts of illnesses were gone."

"Is this some kind of benefit we get for saving the world?"

Gold Delicious Goose was somewhat surprised. "Just don’t know what it will be like once we advance to gold."

"Gold might be a bit difficult."

Adian interjected. "I heard Annan mention before that we lack strong enough desires, and our souls aren’t from this world, so we don’t have elemental adaptability. But he is preparing... I think he might be planning to make us fight a boss to unlock an expansion or something."

"That might not be far off."

Gold Delicious Goose asserted. "This time, aside from a few players who are proficient in defense and received orders to be stationed in Noah, almost everyone else came to Dennisiowa... We’re talking about nearly six hundred silver-rank transcendentals. The Red Knight’s Heroic Spirit Group is about our level."

"What are we planning to do? Chop off King Dennisiowa’s head?"

Jiu’er was eager. "Storm the palace, seize the throne, and have a blast there?"

"I don’t think it’ll go that far..."

Defu analyzed calmly. "Look, Annan didn’t even call those destructive wizards this time. I think at least he doesn’t want to blow things up...

"...Besides, I just thought of another possibility."

Defu’s eyes narrowed slightly. "Do you guys remember the captain who ’turned herself into a sister’? She seemed to have a lover with the surname Dennisiowa."

"Wow."

Gold Delicious Goose exclaimed in worship. "It feels like the fun is about to begin."