Put Away Your Divine Techniques Now!
Chapter 57 - 37 [Young Sister Gu’s Family Raided]

Chapter 57: Chapter 37 [Young Sister Gu’s Family Raided]

Chapter 37 [Young Sister Gu Plunders the House]

Xiaozhao followed Young Sister Gu out of the Extreme Internet Cafe and into a nearby alley. After walking about ten meters, the girl stopped and turned around.

Xiaozhao looked puzzled: "Uh, what are we doing here? Do you have some secret to share?"

Young Sister Gu’s pretty face showed no emotion. She slowly glanced at the wall next to her and extended her hand.

Crack!

Her slender, white fingers poked directly into the red brick!

Xiaozhao was stunned!

Young Sister Gu casually pried out a red brick from the wall with her fingers and, right in front of Xiaozhao, lightly crumbled it between her hands.

The hard red brick turned to powder in her hands, spilling down like flour.

Young Sister Gu calmly watched Xiaozhao while crushing the brick.

In a soft, sweet voice, she said, "Don’t be nervous. I’m not trying to scare you. I just need your help."

"...Sister, tell me, what do you need?" Xiaozhao suddenly raised his hands: "I don’t have any money on me. The most valuable thing I have is these Yeezys on my feet. I bought them last month and it’s only my second time wearing them. If you want them, I’ll give them to you?"

Young Sister Gu shook her head: "I don’t want money. I just want to know Chen Yan’s address."

Chen Yan’s address?

Xiaozhao was stunned and cautiously asked, "Do you have a grudge against him?"

"Mmhm."

"..."

Xiaozhao suddenly turned and tried to run, but after two steps, he felt a sharp pain in the back of his neck: "Ouch, holy crap..."

Young Sister Gu grabbed him with one hand and slowly walked him back into the alley.

"I just need Chen Yan’s address."

"I won’t betray my friends!"

Young Sister Gu frowned: "Aren’t you afraid of suffering?"

Xiaozhao gritted his teeth, his expression righteous: "My brother saved my life! I, Zhao Shanhe, am loyal and upright. I..."

Young Sister Gu stared seriously at Xiaozhao, gave him a thumbs-up, and sincerely praised him, "Good man! But I must offend you now."

The next second, Xiaozhao screamed. His whole body was flung into the air like a cannonball!

Young Sister Gu jumped into the air, swiftly caught Xiaozhao by his clothes, and threw him back to the ground.

Just before he hit the ground, less than a meter away, Young Sister Gu caught him again.

Xiaozhao screamed continuously, his eyes rolling back.

Though he was thin, he weighed sixty to seventy kilograms. Young Sister Gu tossed him around with one hand as if he were a ragdoll.

"Tough guy, are you ready to talk now?" Young Sister Gu calmly asked.

"Are you human or ghost?" Xiaozhao trembled.

Young Sister Gu shook her head, then grabbed Xiaozhao, preparing to throw him again.

"Wait! Wait!!" Xiaozhao screamed.

"Hmm? Will you talk now?" Young Sister Gu put him down.

"I... I actually don’t know my brother’s new address since he moved."

"Do you know anything?"

Know anything?

Xiaozhao blinked: "He’s twenty-two, just graduated six months ago, single with no girlfriend, doesn’t smoke or drink..."

"Tell me something important."

"Important, important... He likes tall girls with long legs and has a foot fetish.

He loves reading manga, like ’Secret Lessons’ and ’Beautiful New World’. He introduced me to them..."

Young Sister Gu’s face turned red in the darkness.

He likes tall girls with long legs?

Hmph, that Chen Family boy is a bad egg!

What does having a foot fetish mean?

And what are these manga he’s into? Sounds like they’re not decent!

But Young Sister Gu’s curiosity was piqued. He seemed to know a lot about Chen Yan, so why not ask more?

"What else?"

"And... and... He’s 1.8 meters tall, blood type A, a Leo, terrible at PUBG, bad at arranging teams in TFT, awful at League of Legends, and... he follows several borderline accounts on TikTok... "

Young Sister Gu’s face darkened: "Hmm, keep talking... Hmm?!"

She suddenly turned her head and looked towards the distant sky—Sword Qi?!

...How can there be a sword cultivator in this world?

A strange look appeared in Young Sister Gu’s eyes.

Just now, the power of a Sword Qi flashed in that direction...

Curious, Young Sister Gu instinctively wanted to check it out, but looking at Xiaozhao in front of her.

Forget it, from that fluctuation, it’s probably just a newly broken mirror sword cultivator.

Official business is more important.

...

Chen Yan was still standing in place, unable to recover.

Brother Xiaohai... gone, just like that.

Yes, he left peacefully.

As the countdown ended, he summoned a big sword out of nowhere, swished it, cutting through the sky, then turned into a light beam... and was gone!!

A Great Perfection Level 100 protector, at the Tribulation Crossing Stage!

Just gone!!

Well, at least there was some gain.

At the last moment, as the East Sea elder flew off, Chen Yan quickly raised his ring-wearing hand and shouted, "Elder, help me figure out how to use this ring!!"

Brother Xiaohai was already in mid-air, but threw down a beam of light that circled around Chen Yan.

Then, Chen Yan seemed to hear a voice, shocked: "Such a divine artifact! Not of this world, you must..."

Yes, that’s all. No more.

He flew into the Celestial Gate, not finishing his sentence.

Chen Yan felt so frustrated!

With just ten seconds left, you should have spoken sooner!

If you had spoken earlier, I could’ve asked more questions!!!

The ring’s function, cultivation questions...

I should’ve known to ask!

And the last sentence, you must... You couldn’t finish it?! One more second would’ve killed you?

So urgent?!

You must...

You must do what?!

Throw it away!? Smash it?! Eat it?!

Chen Yan felt heartbroken.

And what kind of ghost place is this, all mountains and forests? Are we still in Jinling Prefecture?

Brother Xiaohai, you flew away, but how am I getting home?!

Chen Yan helplessly took out his phone, turned it on—it was dead or damaged in the earthquake.

After cursing a few times, Chen Yan conceded, guessed the direction, and walked away slowly.

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In the alley, Young Sister Gu held Xiaozhao’s phone. Xiaozhao obediently provided the unlock password.

Young Sister Gu hadn’t just been messing around these days. She had secretly observed the cafe owner and customers, learning basic phone operations.

She took the phone, opened WeChat, and after getting Chen Yan’s ID, sent a message.

"I’m taking your phone. To prevent you from alerting anyone, I have to use a little trick on you.

Don’t worry, it won’t hurt much, just a headache for a day or two."

With that, Young Sister Gu lightly waved her hand, blowing a breath onto Xiaozhao’s face...

Two minutes later, Xiaozhao shook himself awake, looked around the cold alley.

"Huh? How did I end up here?"

Next, Xiaozhao’s face changed. Was I robbed?

He felt his pocket.

My phone?

Doesn’t matter, it’s just a second-hand phone, not worth much.

Password shouldn’t be leaked.

Damn, WeChat is logged in!

And...

My browser history!!!

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Chen Yan walked for half an hour to get out of the forest, found a road, and walked another twenty minutes until he reached a small town, where he found a homestay.

After inquiring, it turned out he was over a hundred kilometers from Jinling Prefecture!

Chen Yan sweet-talked the owner, borrowed a charger, and charged his phone. He also borrowed a cup of instant noodles.

After seven days of inhuman suffering, the first sip of hot noodles didn’t make him happy at all.

He had been eating instant noodles for seven days!

Forcing the noodles down, Chen Yan turned on his partially charged phone, used his e-ID to check-in, and paid for two days and the noodles.

Taking the borrowed charger, he went up to his room.

Feeling filthy, Chen Yan enjoyed a long shower, then collapsed onto the bed, exhausted, wanting to sleep for three days straight.

Before sleeping, he checked his phone.

Hmm?

Xiaozhao sent a message.

[Zhao Shanhe: Chen Yan, where are you living now? Tell me your address, I’ll visit.]

What could Xiaozhao want?

Without much thought, Chen Yan sent his villa address.

He then put his phone on silent and fell asleep!

Not ten minutes after closing his eyes, Chen Yan suddenly opened them wide!

He only had time to say "Ah" before feeling Primordial Qi surge!

The Primordial Qi Transport Technique activated automatically, circulating wildly!

A vast amount of Primordial Qi, from who knows where, flooded into his body!

Chen Yan felt immense pressure, like a mountain on his chest.

In his daze, he felt like a soybean in a millstone, crushed by infinite Primordial Qi...

Chen Yan gritted his teeth!! As the Qi surged in, his technique spun crazily.

His cultivation rose steadily!!

The feedback from transferring Qi to Lu Sisi (merit) finally arrived!!

God saw he couldn’t kill me, so he paid up!!

Hahaha!!

Chen Yan shivered in pain but felt euphoric, laughing uncontrollably.

The room echoed with "Hahaha" and "Ouch, crap".

Finally, Chen Yan’s vision went black, and he fainted.

Unbeknownst to him, upon fainting, a golden light appeared on his forehead, spreading through his body, lasting a full minute before fading.

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Young Sister Gu stood in the grand villa’s living room, admiring the luxurious décor.

The place was empty, but the underfloor heating was on, maintaining a warm 25 degrees, while outside it was already below freezing.

"Chen Family lives quite comfortably," Young Sister Gu felt a twinge of bitterness.

I scavenge for food daily, and you’re enjoying a four-course meal?

Feeling tears well up, she thought about dropping it.

She searched the house and found some talismans and array materials.

Not home... fine!

At least I know where you live.

Found your home, you can’t escape!

Suddenly, a deep voice called from outside.

"Scoundrel hiding inside, come out! Your grandpa’s here to teach you a lesson!!"

Young Sister Gu’s face turned cold!

Since her cultivation, no one’s dared insult her like that.

The last one who did lies beneath a grave with grass three feet tall! An empty grave at that! She scattered him on the spot!

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