Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 455 - Chapter 455 Chapter 445 Three Rabbits Cause Chaos in Kunlun

Chapter 455: Chapter 445: Three Rabbits Cause Chaos in Kunlun Mountain Chapter 455: Chapter 445: Three Rabbits Cause Chaos in Kunlun Mountain The River God wanted to cry, while the Big Green Snake finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew he should be able to gain his freedom now.

Although following the people under the protection of the Queen Mother of the West would mean protection for himself, too,

he preferred freedom to working for others.

At this moment, he felt even the air was free, sweet, and the life of a snake was so marvelous; he wouldn’t have to be someone else’s mode of transportation anymore.

Just then, the River God stepped forward, “Greetings, esteemed lords. May I ask why you have sought out this humble god?

What important matter brings you here?”

Then he saw the Rabbit carrying the bamboo pole step forward, grinning widely and innocently, “We’re looking to hire you as our security guard.”

The River God was utterly confused, “What’s a security guard?”

Zi Gong explained, “A security guard is someone who, if people come make trouble on our turf, you have to beat them up.”

Zi Lu added, “If we bully someone, you have to help us bully them back.”

The River God understood; this was the job of a Guardian God.

Then Zi Xing said, “When we sleep, you have to keep watch!”

Zi Gong added, “You have to wake us up in the morning.”

The River God’s face darkened; this was like selling himself to them as a slave! And he was also in charge of waking them up–what, was he supposed to crow like a rooster too?

If it had been anyone else asking him to be their Guardian God, daring to speak to him in such a way, the Kunhe River God would have slapped them to death without hesitation!

But facing these three things, he genuinely didn’t have the courage to hit them, so he could only strive to keep smiling, nodding with tears in his eyes, “Okay, okay, okay… No problem, no problem…”

Then he saw the Rabbit with the bamboo pole shake his head and say, “Don’t agree so easily; we haven’t hired you yet. Follow us to a fight, and if you win all the way, we’ll take you in.”

The Kunhe River God had the urge to bite the Rabbit to death–he was a River God officially consecrated by the Heavenly Court and certified by Hebo, the authentic River God of Kunlun, and yet they hadn’t taken a liking to him! They still wanted to drag him into a fight, and only if he won would he be accepted!

This was too much of an insult to a god!

However, upon further thought, there were many deities in Kunlun Mountain far stronger than himself. If he fought with them and lost, wouldn’t that just mean he could throw this hot potato away?

So the Kunhe River God said, “I won’t lie to you; I am really one of the weakest here on Kunlun Mountain. There are many gods who are far stronger than me.”

The three Rabbits were used to hearing this kind of talk. Zi Gong said, “Don’t talk like this; it’s useless. Fight first, and then we’ll see.”

The Kunhe River God said, “That’s easy. You see that mountain peak over there? That’s Yuzun Peak, one of the peaks on Kunlun Mountain, and there’s a Mountain God there. He is a great Mountain God who oversees the gods of dozens of smaller mountains and rivers nearby.

Compared to him, I’m not even fit to carry his shoes.”

The three Rabbits huddled together, whispering for a while before collectively turning to the Kunhe River God, “We don’t believe you; go fight and let’s see!”

The Kunhe River God wanted to cry; how could a little River God challenge a great Mountain God? Wasn’t that just seeking death?

But if he wanted his freedom, he had to take the risk.

He figured that once he got there, he could just explain the reason for coming, or maybe have the Mountain God release some aura to show the Rabbits how formidable he was. There was no need to actually fight…

If anything went wrong, he’d just push the Rabbits to the front to take the fall. They had the Queen Mother of the West’s Token, so naturally, they would be fine.

With this thought in mind, the Kunhe River God said, “Alright, I’ll take you there. Everyone, follow me…”

The Kunhe River God turned and left, traveling swiftly. The Rabbits definitely couldn’t keep up with him.

And so, the group of Rabbits collectively turned their gaze to the Big Green Snake who was revelling in their misfortune, thinking he had been liberated.

The Big Green Snake’s expression changed, “Why are you looking at me? I’m not the most powerful now. The most powerful is the Kunhe River God. Go find him!”

In no time at all, the Big Green Snake was dragging a group of Rabbits after the footsteps of the Kunhe River God, cursing continuously in his heart, “Who did I provoke? Wasn’t it agreed that I could leave once we found someone more powerful? But now… Liars, a bunch of liars!”

…

At the foot of Yuzun Peak.

The Kunhe River God said somewhat nervously, “He really is stronger than me; there’s no need to compete, right?”

Seeing that the old River God was adamantly refusing to move forward, the three Rabbits exchanged glances.

Zi Lu said, “Well… if you don’t want to fight, that’s fine too. Just wait here for a while.”

Then Zi Lu ran ahead and shouted loudly, “Goumao Mountain God of the mountain above, the Kunhe River God challenges you. If you don’t accept, come out and fight!”

Then he took off running.

The Kunhe River God’s expression turned grave. Just as he was about to explode with curses, a thunderous rumble soared through the air. Soon afterward, a colossal figure strode out from the mountain, bellowing, “A lowly River God dares to act so recklessly?!”

The Kunhe River God yelled, “Sir, it’s a misunderstanding! It wasn’t me, it was that Rabbit who said… where did the Rabbit go?!”

The Kunhe River God turned his head, only to see that the three Rabbits had disappeared without a trace.

The three hundred thousand Rabbits, along with the Big Green Snake, were too scared to come closer and hid even further away.

As if the Yuzun Peak Mountain God cared about any of that.

As one of the most powerful local Mountain Gods, with numerous gods of mountains and rivers under his command, his status was exalted! Who wouldn’t greet him with a respectful ‘How do you do, Upper God’?

That this insignificant Kunhe River God would dare challenge him?

He certainly deserved to die!

The Yuzun Peak Mountain God coldly stated, “To insult an Upper God, to rebel against your superiors, you little River God really must be tired of living! Today, I won’t kill you, but beating you to the point where you can no longer fend for yourself seems fitting! I’ll report back to the Heavenly Court to have your divine position revoked!”

The Kunhe River God was on the verge of tears…

Just as he was pondering how to explain himself, a bamboo pole was lifted up, a golden token flashed in front of the Yuzun Peak Mountain God.

The Yuzun Peak Mountain God frowned and reached out to swat away the swinging nuisance, but when he saw the token clearly, he felt as if he’d been struck by lightning. Following the bamboo pole down, he saw three rabbits holding the pole, looking up at him.

At that moment, the three rabbits grinned, displaying a set of pearly white teeth as if to say, “You’re next!”

The next instant.

The Yuzun Peak Mountain God sat on the ground, deflated, watching the three rabbits in front of him, with the Kunhe River God carefully accompanying to the side, and the Big Green Snake hiding far away.

In matters between divine beings, as a little Mountain Demon and Wild Monster, he wanted nothing to do with this cycle of cause and effect.

The Yuzun Peak Mountain God, who had just been awe-inspiring a moment ago, now awkwardly hummed, “Actually… well… it’s not like I’m the most powerful around. There are many more capable beings on Kunlun Mountain…”

After numerous tests, the three rabbits had largely confirmed this point.

Indeed, there were many masters on the mountain, so as soon as the Yuzun Peak Mountain God spoke, they nodded in agreement and then said, “You lead us to them. If they can beat you, we’ll no longer have any interest in you.”

The Yuzun Peak Mountain God truly wanted to slap them to death at these words.

But after thinking it over, he held back and said, “Fine, I’ll take you there!”

…

What followed was complete unrest on Kunlun Mountain.

News kept spreading of powerful divine beings being tricked by other divine beings into dealing with a group of rabbits, and gradually, the whole of West Kunlun came to know that a group of rabbits was hiring security guards.

They were armed with the token from the Queen Mother of the West, seeking only the strongest.

Once targeted, there was no opportunity to refuse.

Thus, West Kunlun was thrown into disarray.

Those targeted by the rabbits immediately scrambled to lead them to someone stronger.

Once a stronger one was found, they’d ponder how to trap a rival that had crossed them, or simply pretend to be weaker.

This tactic initially worked, but soon enough everyone was feigning weakness, and two originally powerful divine beings were embarrassingly enacting a rabbit’s level of combat.

Eventually, even the three rabbits couldn’t stand it. They grabbed a knife and hacked away at the pair, outright declaring, “Stop your damn acting, or I’ll drag both of you away to be security guards.”

Despite this, the divine beings still wracked their brains trying to get rid of the rabbits…

Chickens flew and dogs leapt; it was complete chaos.

Meanwhile, within the West Kunlun Secret Realm.

Yi Zheng looked at the Little Lolita in front of him, his feelings a tumultuous storm.

The Queen Mother of the West grinned and said, “Little Rabbit, have I treated you well?”

Yi Zheng’s big eyes whirled as he replied, “Yes, definitely well.”

The Queen Mother of the West smiled gently, but the next moment her face twisted into a ferocious snarl, “Then why haven’t you finished the elixir I gave you?!”

Yi Zheng glanced at the elixir in his hand, then back at the Queen Mother of the West. He felt he really had no excuse to offer. Then he decided to go for broke; since you’re not happy anyway, then…

Yi Zheng slammed the table, and for the first time looked down from high at the Queen Mother of the West and roared, “Why must I finish it? Once finished, will you still give me elixirs? Such a precious elixir, personally refined by you, should I gulp it down thoughtlessly like grass? Am I a cow? To be so disrespectful to you?

Can’t I savor it slowly?

I’ve eaten the elixirs too; I finished four in one go, so what?

Is that too few?

I’m just a Little Rabbit, not as powerful or enduring as Ying Zhao and the others, who eat only one, but I ate four?

Why is that?

Is it not because they are elixirs you gave me?

I’m thrilled!

I’m moved!”

The Queen Mother of the West was left utterly stunned by this rabbit’s bellowing.

The Queen Mother of the West, having lived a number of years she herself could not precisely account for, could not recall anyone ever shouting at her like this!

Yet the Queen Mother unexpectedly found her heart warmed by these words, so pleasing to her ears.

Yi Zheng sat down calmly and inquired, “Let me ask you again, do you have any more elixir?”

Despite the calm in his voice, Yi Zheng’s presence managed to overwhelm the Queen Mother of the West, who, like a child caught misbehaving, shook her head while clutching her clothes, “No… I gave you everything I had stored.”

Yi Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, then asserted with confidence, “Then I definitely can’t finish them all at once. What would I do if I wanted more later, down the mountain? Unless you can supply more, I have to save some, don’t I?”

The Queen Mother of the West was very excited, “Do you really like my elixir that much?”

Yi Zheng knew he had to put his money where his mouth was. Without any further ado, he pulled out the pouch given to him by the Queen Mother of the West. Clutching the Life-Stealing Copper Coin secretly in his hand, he thought, “Life-Stealing Copper Coin, it’s up to you whether I live or die, soar to the heavens or plummet into the abyss.”

After saying this to himself, Yi Zheng took out a basin and silently wished, “Finished products fall into the basin, defective ones outside! I’m counting on you, Life-Stealing Copper Coin!”

Then he tossed the pouch into the air, elixirs flying across the sky before falling down. At last, they lay scattered on the ground, and a basinful had been caught in the basin as well.

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