Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 454 - Chapter 454 Chapter 444 A Bunch of Pitfall Rabbits

Chapter 454: Chapter 444: A Bunch of Pitfall Rabbits Chapter 454: Chapter 444: A Bunch of Pitfall Rabbits Zongdi Barbarian Pig’s eyes swiveled around, then it declared, “I’m big enough to be a mount.”

Zi Xing, Zi Lu, and Zi Gong exchanged glances, each seeing the sparkle in the others’ eyes.

Until now, only Yi Zheng had a mount, while they seemingly did not.

Now that they had one ready, their hearts were stirred.

“Let’s go!”

The next moment, a large Wild Boar was pulling three large Rabbits, one rabbit holding a bamboo pole, carrying a Token, a swirl of Yellow Wind dancing around, followed by a large group of rabbits marching majestically through two tribes that had been completely dumbfounded, forgetting to fight, and then heading off into the distance.

Without their Guardian God, both Heng Kuan and the man in the yellow cape realized something, then immediately retreated and ran.

Without a Guardian God, it meant death.

They had to find a new Guardian God quickly, or even winning this fight would be meaningless.

It must be said, with the Zongdi Barbarian Pig, the group moved much faster, and crucially, all three rabbits perked up, each one brimming with confidence.

After traveling two hundred miles, Zi Gong, unable to stay still any longer while sitting on the Zongdi Barbarian Pig, looked around and suddenly spotted a dark object lying in the distance; impulsively, he threw a Carrot at it.

It hit the object on the head with a thud.

Zi Gong giggled…

The next moment, the ground beneath them exploded, catapulting the three into the air, and then a massive mouth swallowed the Zongdi Barbarian Pig whole.

The Yellow Wind God roared, “How dare you!”

A huge hand then burst from the ground and smashed the Yellow Wind God to pieces.

At the same time, an angry shout erupted, “Who dares to hit my ‘chicken chicken’?!”

The earth shattered, and an eight-meter-tall terrifying beast stood up from the ground.

Beholding the towering Black Giant Ape, the group of Rabbits gaped in astonishment.

The Yellow Wind God was already formidable, but this creature had flattened him with a single slap; it was incredibly powerful.

Thinking that this one was even stronger, the Rabbits recalled Yi Zheng’s orders–they were out to find the most powerful bodyguard. This one was stronger than the previous two, so…

The group of Rabbits laughed!

When the Black Giant Ape saw the large Rabbits on the ground, just as it was about to flare up, it saw a Rabbit holding a bamboo pole with a golden Token approaching, waving it in front of him.

The Black Giant Ape stomped its foot in anger and roared, “This piece of gold as a bribe to me?!”

…

The next moment, a very sulky Black Giant Ape was walking on the ground, its head hoisting one large Rabbit with the dark bamboo pole and Token, a Rabbit sitting on each shoulder, and a hundred more holding onto its tail, its face dark and filled with helpless resignation.

“I’m telling you three lords, you’re looking for the most powerful Divine to be a security guard, and I’m not the most powerful; why pick me?” the Black Giant Ape said utterly dejected.

Zi Xing replied, “We don’t know who the most powerful is. Do you know who is?”

The Black Giant Ape pointed to the top of Kunlun Mountain and said, “Of course, it’s the top three there–The Queen Mother of the West, East King, and Kunlun Divine Girl. They are genuinely at the peak of power; compared to them, I’m just like an ant.”

“An ant as big as you? I don’t believe it,” Zi Xing shook his head.

Zi Gong said, “Don’t think about fooling us. We are smart. If you don’t want to be a security guard, find someone stronger than you, and we’ll switch!”

The Black Giant Ape thought for a moment and then shook its head, “This Kunlun Mountain is immensely vast, although in theory, every Divine has their cave, in reality, they wander all over, making the entire place their home. I really don’t know exactly where they are.”

While they were talking, a roar came, “Finally found you, monkey!”

Light sparked in the eyes of the Black Giant Ape, struggling for a way out when suddenly someone appeared willingly: “Stinking loach, who’s afraid of whom? Bring it on!”

Boom, boom, boom…

A Big Green Snake burst through the woods, breaking trees along its path like a train charging forward, and spoke human words in a thunderous roar, “Monkey, still thinking of running away?!”

Seeing the situation turn sour, the three Rabbits quickly jumped down and ran to a corner to squat.

“Are we not dealing with this?” Zi Lu asked.

Zi Gong replied, “The boss told us to find the most formidable; they won’t know who’s more powerful until they fight.”

Zi Xing added, “Exactly, let them fight it out first!”

…

The Black Giant Ape bellowed, “It’s the loach, who said I was running? You wretch!”

The Big Green Snake retorted angrily, “You’re the wretch! Always hiding from me; why aren’t you hiding this time?”

The Black Giant Ape responded, “No more hiding; this time I want to settle this with you! Either you beat me and kill me, or I kill you! Come at me, you dead loach, ugly freak, stinking weirdo!”

“Fight!”

Clearly not skilled at cursing and also very explosive in temper, the Big Green Snake was quickly driven to the brink by these words, and with a furious roar, it charged toward the Black Giant Ape.

The Black Giant Ape swung its fist and rushed forward!

Just as they were about to collide, the Black Giant Ape deliberately held back, and the Big Green Snake slammed into it.

The Black Giant Ape was directly knocked flying, sounds of its ribs breaking resounded, and fresh blood spurted out.

Witnessing this scene, the three Rabbits got excited, jumping up and exclaiming, “That snake is powerful!”

The Black Giant Ape tumbled on the ground with a thud, and the Big Green Snake chased after it, whipping the Black Giant Ape with its tail, sending the Ape flying again, breaking its leg bones.

The Big Green Snake roared triumphantly, “Dead monkey? Weren’t you capable? You used to exchange blows with me, but now… it takes just a couple of hits to defeat you. You’re really getting worse by the day! I don’t know where you get the courage to yell at me!”

The Black Giant Ape lay on the ground, grinning, “You’re tough, you’re awesome, you’re strong, happy now?”

The Big Green Snake smiled joyfully, “Finally, you admit I’m stronger than you. Hahaha…”

A black cane wobbled up, holding a token in front of the Big Green Snake.

The smile on the Big Green Snake’s face froze instantly.

…

The next moment, the Big Green Snake, with a face full of grief, anger, and grievance, cursed “damn monkey” under his breath and then slithered away into the distance. On his back, a group of rabbits were sitting; some were boxing, some were lifting weights, and some were barbecuing, enjoying their day immensely.

Atop the snake’s head, Zi Xing said, “I think this mount is cooler than the previous one.”

Zi Gong added, “Even cooler than boss’s Skeleton Carriage!”

Zi Lu agreed, “I think so too…”

“Hehehe…”

The Big Green Snake thought bitterly, “Damn it!”

…

In the distance, the Black Giant Ape struggled to get up, chuckling, “Big Green Snake, good luck.”

…

The Big Green Snake wasn’t foolish. He quickly learned from Zi Gong and the others that they were looking for the most powerful divine being for protection.

He immediately turned around and headed straight for Kunlun Mountain.

Kunlun Mountain, the higher you go, the stronger the spiritual energy and the divine beings, so if he wanted to escape, he could only run uphill.

Soon, the Big Green Snake arrived at a large river with the rabbits, and on a large stele by the river was written: “Kunhe River!”

“Esteemed ones, this is the Kunhe River. There’s a river god in here, a legitimate divine being, listed in the records, immensely powerful, far beyond what a little demon like me could compare with,” said the Big Green Snake.

On the other side, Zi Xing looked back at the crowd of rabbits and asked, “Do you guys think what he’s saying is reliable?”

“Don’t know!” the rabbits answered.

The Big Green Snake quickly added, “Esteemed ones, you hold the Queen Mother of the West’s token. Even if I had all the courage in the world, I wouldn’t dare to deceive you. There really is a river god in this river!”

Then he saw thirty thousand rabbits tilting their heads at him, none of them believing him.

Zi Xing said, “Words are useless, go call out the river god and fight him. If he wins, then he is truly powerful. If he loses, then you were trying to deceive us.”

The Big Green Snake was speechless and inwardly wailing. That was a River God!

A legitimate, recorded River God of the Heavenly Court!

Him, a little demon, fight a True God?

But for the sake of freedom, the Big Green Snake gritted his teeth and went to the edge of the Kunhe River, shouting loudly, “River God of the Kunhe, show yourself! Dare to fight me if you can!”

Splash!

The water exploded, and at the same time an old man with a white beard stood on the water, shouting angrily, “You little loach, tired of living? Daring to cause trouble at my Kunhe?”

The Big Green Snake shouted back, “Cut the nonsense, if you’re so powerful, beat me!”

The Kunhe River God roared, “Alright, alright, alright, you ignorant snake, I’ll suppress you beneath the riverbed, confine you for a thousand years!”

The Kunhe River God lifted his hand, and the river water soared up, turning into a huge hand reaching for the Big Green Snake.

The might was so strong that even a fool would know, the Big Green Snake couldn’t stand a chance!

The Big Green Snake looked pitifully at the three rabbits on his head, saying, “See, this isn’t someone I can provoke.”

Zi Xing quickly lifted the cane, holding up the token, and shouted, “Old man, look at the token!”

The Kunhe River God squinted and scolded, “What is that, I can’t see clearly! Death comes!”

Then the Big Green Snake suddenly remembered and screamed, “Damn, now I remember, he’s a groundhog turned into a river god… he… is nearsighted!”

The rabbits were all too familiar with a groundhog’s nearsightedness.

Instantly, thirty thousand rabbits and the Big Green Snake all had an “it’s all over” expression.

Indeed, the giant hand slammed down!

Just as they were about to be crushed, the token emitted a brilliant golden light, enveloping the rabbits. The massive river hand, as if its bones were removed, collapsed with a splash.

At the same time, an imposing figure appeared on the token, resembling a person with a leopard’s tail and tiger’s teeth, unkempt hair and wearing a winning symbol–it was indeed the true form of the Queen Mother of the West!

The River God, although nearsighted, could see the immense statue of the Queen Mother of the West right in front of him and recognized her instantly.

The River God’s knees buckled and he immediately knelt on the ground, “Greetings to the Queen Mother of the West!”

After the Queen Mother protected the rabbits, she disappeared, but the River God still shivered as if sieving bran.

The River God lifted his hand, and two blobs of water converged in front of him, forming a pair of glasses. He finally saw clearly.

Before him, a Big Green Snake and thirty thousand creatures that looked somewhat like rabbits, but not quite like proper rabbits, were glaring at him intensely.

One rabbit, holding up the cane with the golden token,

Upon a closer look, the River God almost burst into tears…