Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 452 - Chapter 452 Chapter 442 Bring it On

Chapter 452: Chapter 442: Bring it On Chapter 452: Chapter 442: Bring it On Immortal Kuhuang’s temper suddenly exploded, and with a flick of his sleeve, he said, “Hey, you little brat, you’ve got some guts. Brothers, cover me, I’ll take him on alone! So no one can say we’re bullying him!”

After speaking, Immortal Kuhuang soared into the sky, his hands ablaze with black smoke and fiery flames as he struck at Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng calmly took out a token and held it up high.

Immortal Kuhuang roared, “You have a magic artifact?”

Bai Yizhi burst out laughing, “Daoist Fellow Kuhuang’s underground black fire is the best at corrupting magic artifacts, and you’re using a magic artifact against him? Are you seeking death?”

“Hahaha…ack!”

The two chickens hadn’t finished laughing when they saw Immortal Kuhuang suddenly collapse like a frosted eggplant, plopping down to his knees, his fierce expression instantly becoming adorably docile, with hands clasped together and a smile on his face, he said, “My lord, I was just joking with you… Whatever you command, just tell me! Isn’t it just about those two chickens?

Making you pluck them yourself would be outrageous!”

The two chickens and Su Gonghe saw that something was wrong and went up to take a look at the token, and in an instant…

With a clear clang!

Yi Zheng looked over and saw Bai Yizhi and Hong Jinglei, the two fellows, actually pulling out two longswords from the wall and holding them high, their eyes brimming with tears as they said, “My lord, don’t you just want to eat chicken?

You wouldn’t have to bother plucking the feathers yourself!

We’ll take care of gutting them ourselves!

No other requests, as long as you are happy!”

Su Gonghe had already started to build the fire and get the pot ready, smiling, he said, “My lord, do you prefer salty or light tasting?”

Yi Zheng: “…”

Yi Zheng knew the token from the Queen Mother of the West would be useful, but he didn’t expect it to be this effective: “Alright, no need to commit suicide, I’m only interested in chickens about a hundred pounds each, you two are a bit small.”

Bai Yizhi and Hong Jinglei, as if pardoned, promptly dropped the longswords and verbally expressed their thanks.

The next moment, Yi Zheng was sitting on a stone chair in the cave, with two chickens, a weasel, and a fox demon all attentively facing him.

Yi Zheng said, “I’ve come here for no particular reason, I’m just new to Kunlun Mountain and unfamiliar with the place.”

Su Gonghe raised his hand, “My lord, I have been born and raised here for three hundred years, and I know every inch within a few hundred kilometers. Whatever you want to know, I’ll tell you.”

Yi Zheng nodded and then continued, “Furthermore, my tribe lacks a guardian god, which doesn’t feel secure. I had planned to invite the Queen Mother of the West herself to be our guardian god.”

Hearing this, Su Gonghe, Bai Yizhi, Hong Jinglei, and Immortal Kuhuang all looked at Yi Zheng with full admiration!

This was even more earnest than when he first took out the Queen Mother’s token.

Yi Zheng chuckled awkwardly, “She didn’t agree but gave me this token to select a guardian god myself.”

Upon hearing this, the four fellows immediately became spirited.

Selecting their own guardian god?

Could it be that he came here because he took a fancy to us?

Even though the four individuals each had their own tribes to protect, they were very clear about their own capabilities; they were only capable of protecting those weaker tribes that more powerful divine beings didn’t care about.

The slightly bigger ones or those in better locations — they couldn’t protect those.

This rabbit fancies them?

Yet they still harbored a glimmer of hope, what if he did take a fancy to them?

And then one by one, they straightened their backs, puffing out their chests as if they were of a higher caliber.

However, Immortal Kuhuang, donning a Taoist robe, and the neatly dressed Su Gonghe puffed their chests and held their heads high naturally scored some points.

But the two chickens, white all over and bare-bottomed, without a single feather, puffing out their chests, gave off the vibe of blatantly advertising muscle for sale.

Yi Zheng looked at the four of them and laughed, “You don’t really think I would choose you, do you?”

The four fellows immediately became dejected like frosted eggplants.

Yi Zheng said, “I’m here to recruit security guards. Do you know what security guards are?”

The crowd shook their heads.

Yi Zheng said, “It’s about keeping watch over a house, patrolling, get it?”

The few fellows nodded vigorously, indicating they understood.

Although this job didn’t suit their status, the thought of the other party holding a token from the Queen Mother of the West put them above countless others and below only three.

Working for such a person could be considered their chance to cling to a powerful coattail.

Who would dare to bully them after that?

Thinking this, they nodded without hesitation.

Su Gonghe even patted his chest, saying, “Lord Rabbit is wise and mighty. The moment I saw you, I knew I had to follow you in this life! It’s not just about being a security guard or a watchman; I’d be willing to work like an ox or a horse for you!”

Slap!

Yi Zheng clapped his hands and said, “Deal! When we go back, you carry me!”

Upon hearing this, Su Gonghe’s eyes turned red. He almost wished he could smash his head against the wall, cursing inwardly, “Why the heck did I run my mouth off like that?!”

Immortal Kuhuang said, “Before I became enlightened, I was a nocturnal creature, convenient for sneaking around and stealing chickens and dogs. So, I’m quite skilled at patrolling and being a watchman or security guard during the night.”

That’s exactly what Yi Zheng had in mind, or he wouldn’t have sought him out.

Seeing this, the two chickens quickly and earnestly said, “We…”

Yi Zheng said, “You two will be responsible for crowing, acting as alarm clocks. You’ll patrol when the weather changes, and anyone who causes trouble, you beat them!”

The chickens, hearing that, thought the task was a good one and hurriedly agreed.

Yi Zheng smiled and looked at the four creatures, saying, “Don’t worry, I won’t let you work for nothing. Follow me, and you’ll eat and drink well. Here, these are elixirs bestowed by the Queen Mother of the West, three for each of you.”

Upon hearing this, all their faces darkened!

Yi Zheng said, “You know the Queen Mother of the West’s temperament, don’t you?”

The creatures immediately took three each.

Yi Zheng then smiled and nodded, “I know you’re not happy, but you have to understand, before I came, what were you all discussing!

Every single one of you, which of you didn’t have designs on the one hundred and forty-four million disciples of the Confucian Sect?

If I didn’t need people, I would shove this whole bag of elixirs down your throats!

Don’t worry, these won’t kill anyone, just… they’re quite troublesome.”

After saying that, Yi Zheng pointed at Su Gonghe and said, “Let’s go, take me home, mount!”

Su Gonghe let out an internal wail, but dared not resist, and could only obediently transform into a large white fox demon, dragging Yi Zheng out of the cave.

Behind them, Immortal Kuhuang and the two chickens exchanged glances and smiled wryly to themselves. They had intended to join in for a windfall, but instead, they were caught and made into laborers.

The three didn’t dare delay and quickly followed, ready to start their shift.

When Yi Zheng rode the white fox demon back to Green Wolf Plain.

Green Wolf Plain was already brightly lit.

The once barren green grassland was now being rapidly built into a housing area under the leadership of Liu Fei and the guidance of Zi Mo.

The rabbits with nothing to do were practicing their martial arts on the grassland with huffs and puffs, and a group of chickens, perhaps having drunk too much again, were contemplating jumping into the lake…

Looking at this group of creatures, Yi Zheng had a bright idea; the elixirs given to him by the Queen Mother of the West weren’t all defective. There were some finished products too.

If he could sift through them, it would be a tremendous boon for the Confucian Sect!

Not to mention, if there were even a few Longevity Pills among them, that would mean five hundred years of lifespan each!

With that thought, Yi Zheng’s mind became lively…

At that moment, Liu Fei ran over. He wasn’t afraid when he saw the four intimidating demons following Yi Zheng.

After all, after being with Rabbit for so long, nothing that appeared around him was strange anymore.

He was certain he could handle it.

Liu Fei said, “Sect Master, you’re finally back. Just now, Bai Yu from the White Bird Tribe and Heng Kuan from the Zongdi Tribe both paid visits. They brought a vast array of precious materials, and I also got a large amount of building supplies from them. Our people are now building houses, but just a while ago, I noticed someone watching our tribe from afar, and I suspect they may be up to no good.”

If it had been before he obtained the token, Yi Zheng naturally would have been worried, but now…

Yi Zheng stood tall and proud, saying, “Don’t worry, no matter who they are, they wouldn’t dare to mess with us. Later, you make some big flags for me and plant them around; write on them, ‘Laozi is here, come at me if you dare!’

Oh, and tell the rabbits to be on their toes. Starting tomorrow, they’ll join me on a hunt… ahem, in search of a Guardian God!”