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Chapter 451 - Chapter 451 Chapter 441 The Rabbit and Two Chickens

Chapter 451: Chapter 441: The Rabbit and Two Chickens Chapter 451: Chapter 441: The Rabbit and Two Chickens He stood up and strode away, simultaneously tugging at the iron chain in his hand. The other end of the chain was attached to the Evil Bodhisattva, dragging him into a stumble.

No matter how hard the Evil Bodhisattva struggled and resisted, it was futile; he was dragged along forcefully.

A mischievous smirk flashed across the Green-Faced Evil Buddha’s eyes as if to say, “Look, I’m walking a dog!”

The Evil Bodhisattva was enraged upon seeing this, cursing while struggling along the way, but the Evil Bodhisattva remained unperturbed, leisurely strolling along.

Yi Zheng didn’t bother with these two archenemies. He looked down at the two roosters that had been knocked out, skillfully stripped them of their equipment, the Sumeru Belt, rings, and such, clean off.

Then, considering that these two roosters were like him, he surmised that their backpacks for hiding equipment or magic artifacts might have morphed into a part of their bodies.

With that, Yi Zheng raised his hand, invoked the De Character Technique, and after amassing power crazily, he held a super-sized carrot in his hand.

Although the De Character Technique remained a sixth tier cultivation technique, the power storage, combined with the Origin Qi of a seventh-tier technique, made its potency no less inferior to that of the seventh tier.

For good measure, Yi Zheng wrapped another layer of the Body Character Technique around the super-sized carrot, significantly enhancing its power.

After setting everything up, Yi Zheng used the Body Character Technique to transform into a large iron pot and set it up nearby. Then, using the Fire Control Technique, he boiled the water and tossed the two roosters into it.

“Aowu!”

“Gedada!”

The two roosters were immediately scalded awake!

They shot up from the pot, flapping their wings, only to see a rabbit by their side leaping even higher, wielding a pitch-black carrot, covered in what seemed like iron, and bonking their heads with it!

With a squawk, the two roosters were knocked out and fell back into the boiling pot.

After boiling for roughly ten seconds, the roosters were scalded awake again, but this time Yi Zheng was prepared. As soon as they opened their eyes, they were met with two blows and knocked out once more.

After a while, Yi Zheng figured it was about time, and he fished the roosters out of the pot.

He then expertly plucked their feathers using a traditional method that left them completely bare.

Of course, during this process, the roosters were painfully roused several times, but the moment they opened their eyes, they were greeted with a club to the face, leaving them no chance to struggle.

Once Yi Zheng had them plucked clean and had checked every feather without finding any treasure, he then turned his attention to other parts of the roosters.

Peeling back skin, the Body Character Technique turned into a tube and he began to probe madly inside, finding no space to hide anything in their mouths. Still not giving up, Yi Zheng had another thought.

He remembered that chicken feet had thick skin, and while handling chickens in the past, he was always able to peel off a layer.

So he scalded the chicken’s feet with boiling water.

…

“Aowu!”

“Gedada!”

Bang bang!

Two clubs later, the roosters calmed down again.

When Yi Zheng peeled off the skin of the chicken’s feet, he was delighted to discover a treasure trove! The system backpacks of these fellows were actually hidden within! Once the skin was peeled back, an array of heavenly treasures and equipment cascaded out.

While most were junk, a few seventh-tier treasures caught Yi Zheng’s eye, making him exclaim that his hard work had not been in vain.

After hastily collecting them, Yi Zheng used the ropes transformed by the Body Character Technique to tie up the roosters, lifted them onto a bamboo pole, and cheerily made his way to the cave dwelling of Immortal Kuhuang.

Of course, along the way, he did not spare the club, ensuring the roosters remained subdued.

Thus, heart-wrenching cries of “Aowu,” “Gedada,” and the dull sound of clubs hitting heads echoed from time to time in the mountains, chilling the hearts of many little demons and deterring them from venturing out.

Soon, Yi Zheng arrived at Immortal Kuhuang’s cave dwelling.

Yi Zheng found that the mountain demons and wild monsters here truly lacked taste. They all possessed commendable power, yet they favored living in caves!

This included The Queen Mother of the West; they were all a bit unsophisticated.

However, as he was the one in need, Yi Zheng refrained from voicing his thoughts.

He stood outside the cave dwelling, straightened his rabbit appearance, and was about to knock on the door when he heard two voices from behind the stone door, mentioning him!

Curious, Yi Zheng immediately stuck his butt up and peeked through the crack into the cave dwelling.

…

Inside the cave dwelling.

A large weasel was playing chess with a fox demon.

The fox demon said, “Daoist Fellow Kuhuang, have you heard? There’s a newcomer at the foot of the mountain.”

Immortal Kuhuang chuckled and replied, “Of course, I’ve heard. Has Daoist Fellow Su taken a fancy to that fat sheep as well?”

The fox demon shook her head, “More than a million people, oh! It’s the first time in many years that so many have been added to Kunlun Mountain. This is a big flock of meat chickens that could increase a significant amount of Faith Power.”

It’s impossible not to be tempted…

And I’m not the only one tempted.

Many old guys are watching as well.

Just waiting for someone to make the first move.”

Immortal Kuhuang chuckled, “Since it has fallen into my domain, it’s my meat. Did you all ask for my permission before trying to snatch it?”

The Fox Demon said, “Aren’t we asking you now? I have no objections if you want to take it. It’s just that those little guys probably don’t understand the rules and might resist a bit.”

Immortal Kuhuang burst into laughter, “Those two chicken brothers are my Brother Iron; with their Feathered Gale and my Earth Fire Sky-High combined, who within hundreds of miles can stand against us?

Dare these newcomers really resist?

They must be sick of living!”

Clang!

A loud noise rang out, and the stone gate flew in. Vaguely, something outside said, “Ouch…”

However, Immortal Kuhuang and the Fox Demon didn’t care but instead focused on the flying stone gate.

Immortal Kuhuang roared, “Who?!”

At the same time, Immortal Kuhuang slapped his hand backward, and the stone door crumbled into rubble with a whoosh. Immortal Kuhuang’s eyes burned with flames, and black smoke floated up from his nostrils, creating a quite frightening sight.

But nobody answered him. Only to see something else flying in.

Immortal Kuhuang raised his hand to strike again when the Fox Demon Su Gonghe shouted, “Careful, it’s a trick!”

Immortal Kuhuang immediately sidestepped to dodge, and then, a plump, smooth chicken thudded down in front of them.

The chicken had its eyes closed, mouth open, and butt stuck high in the air, looking like a cleaned dead chicken from the market at first glance. But Immortal Kuhuang noticed at a glance that this chicken was on fire, and it looked somewhat familiar!

“What’s this?” Su Gonghe wasn’t sure but felt it looked familiar too.

Immortal Kuhuang said, “It looks a bit like Bai Yizhi!”

No sooner had he spoken than another object flew in, and the two hastily moved aside as another plump, smooth chicken landed before them. Laid out next to the first chicken, Bai Yizhi, with its bottoms up and eyes tightly closed.

Su Gonghe made a motion with his hand and a splash of water covered the heads of the two chickens. They shook their heads awake.

Then the two fellows, as if gone crazy, leapt into the air, flapping their wings wildly and shouting, “Gaga, stop hitting, stop hitting, we surrender!”

Upon hearing this, Su Gonghe and Immortal Kuhuang immediately recognized the two and exclaimed, “Bai Yizhi, Hong Jinglei? It’s really you two?!”

Hearing this, the two chickens perked up and calmed down somewhat.

After confirming there were no pitch-black carrots coming their way and breathing a sigh of relief, they saw Su Gonghe and Immortal Kuhuang. Tears streamed down their faces as they wailed, “Brothers, how did you get here?”

Immortal Kuhuang said, “It’s not about how we got here, but how you got here yourselves. What on earth happened to you two?”

The two chickens looked at each other, puffing and panting for a while before shaking their heads and saying, “We don’t know. We brothers were just humming tunes and chatting as we descended the mountain as usual when suddenly a Green-Faced Evil Buddha came from the sky and knocked us out with a slap each. When we woke up…”

The two looked at each other’s bare skin, tears of humiliation welling up. At that moment, they realized their skin was gone and they began screeching hysterically, “Who the hell is so cruel? Even our skin is peeled off, not leaving us a dime! Don’t let us catch you, or we’ll fight you to the death!”

Then a voice came from outside, “Fight to the death? With whom?”

“With whom, fight to the death? Who’s trying to fight me to the death?” As the speaker talked, a plump rabbit sauntered in, hands behind its back.

The reason it took so long to come in was that kick was too forceful, hurting its toes, which it was massaging outside.

Seeing the rabbit enter, the weasel’s eyes lit up, “You have some nerve, rabbit!”

Seeing help had arrived, the two chickens also gained courage, leaping up and bellowing, “Little brat, so it was you who sneak attacked and schemed against us! Now that you’ve shown yourself, don’t expect to live! Call for backup!”

Yi Zheng was stunned. Call for backup? In his years of fighting, this was his first encounter with someone actually inviting him to call for help.

Yi Zheng said, “You… what do you mean?”

The two chicken brothers, bare and proud, declared, “Whenever we two brothers fight, we always bring Immortal Kuhuang with us. The three of us together, as per the rules, allow you to call two to assist you as well. Let’s have a three-on-three, just name the place and the time for a fair duel!”

Yi Zheng looked at the two chickens as if they were idiots, his mind flashing back to a piece of history.

Apparently, in the ancient times of Tianxia, during the early Spring and Autumn period, only nobles were qualified to soldier in wars, and battles were arranged by mutual agreement between two states, choosing a location and an hour, then lining up the troops for combat.

If one side fled, the other could only feint pursuit.

If a chariot lost a wheel, the pursuers were even obliged to help fix it, letting the adversary continue fleeing before resuming the chase.

It seems the mountain demons and divine beings of Kunlun Mountain were just like those nobles–utterly naive!

Yi Zheng thought to himself, “Damn it, if only my brothers had suitable cultivation techniques, I’d show you what a one-on-one fight is, what real fairness is!”

But right now, Yi Zheng wasn’t here to fight, and he didn’t have any friends to summon either.

So Yi Zheng, with hands behind him, said, “Just the three of you dare to challenge me? I shall stand right here and see who dares to touch me!”

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