Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 359 - Chapter 359 Chapter 349 The Right Way to Use a Sister

Chapter 359: Chapter 349 The Right Way to Use a Sister Chapter 359: Chapter 349 The Right Way to Use a Sister Then Yi Zheng turned to Big Beard, “How much money does she owe you?”

Big Beard, thinking to put on a full performance, immediately scoffed, “Rabbit, you planning to stand up for her?”

Yi Zheng, impatient, said, “You talk too much. I’m just asking, how much money!”

Big Beard wanted to say something more, but Xu Ruoyun glared at him, as if to say, “Don’t fucking dawdle, or this guy will lose patience and ditch us again.”

Big Beard quickly stretched out five fingers, “Five thousand taels of gold…”

“Five thousand taels of gold? That’s way too much. Drag her away, I’m not saving her,” Yi Zheng said as he turned to leave.

The crowd was instantly speechless, screaming in their hearts, “You’re such a tightwad?!”

At the same time, Xu Ruoyun, Big Long Face, and the man holding a knife glared at Big Beard, as if to say, “If you mess this up, you’re done for!”

Big Beard quickly shouted, “Rabbit, you heard wrong. It’s actually five thousand taels of silver!”

Without looking back, Yi Zheng said, “That’s still too expensive. Not buying! How much meat can that woman have on her? Even if she’s desperately waterlogged, could she weigh over a hundred?”

Ding! Resentment +10000!

A cloud of dark aura rose from the top of Xu Ruoyun’s head.

Xu Ruoyun roared inwardly, “You dead Rabbit, am I not even worth five thousand taels of silver in your eyes?! And what’s with the waterlogged comment? Are you treating me like meat on the scale?”

At the same time, Xu Ruoyun glared at Big Beard with a fierce look, signaling, despite her annoyance, that the deal must go on. So her meaning was clear to Big Beard: “Lower the price!”

Big Beard quickly shouted, “Come back, we can negotiate the price. How about five hundred taels?”

Still without looking back, Rabbit waved his hand, “Not buying, too expensive!”

Ding! Resentment +20000!

Xu Ruoyun clenched her fists, her nails digging into her palms. She had never been so humiliated and disregarded in her life! Not even for five hundred taels… It was outrageous!

Then she had no choice but to signal Big Beard to lower the price even further.

Wiping the cold sweat from his brow, Big Beard shouted, “Then how much do you say? Come back, let’s talk!”

It was only then that Rabbit stopped, turned around, and pointed to a pork stall not far away, “If I take that woman, she’s not marrying and having bunnies with me, so no use. I might as well stew her for meat. So here’s the deal, a flat price like that, five taels of silver, how about that?”

“Pfft!”

The onlooker God watching the excitement nearby spit out a mouthful of wine.

Ding! Resentment +30000!

Xu Ruoyun almost spit out a mouthful of old blood…

Priced like pork, five taels of silver?!

This…

This is too insulting!

Big Beard was stupefied. At that moment, he felt the difficulty of being caught between a rock and a hard place.

To agree or not to agree?

If he agreed, he would confirm the price of the woman behind him, and she would definitely kill him later!

If he didn’t, and he messed up Madman Yang’s plans, he’d still be dead.

Big Beard was on the verge of tears, wishing he could slap himself for letting Rabbit set the price!

Big Beard looked towards Big Long Face, who simply looked up at the sky, ignoring him completely.

The other was crouching on the ground counting ants.

In the end, with a bitter expression, Big Beard turned to Xu Ruoyun.

Xu Ruoyun was shaking with rage, struggling to swallow her anger, knowing she was outmatched in a direct confrontation. After thinking it over, she decided to stick with the plan and gave Big Beard a look that meant “Deal!”

Big Beard exhaled in relief, grinding his teeth, “Five taels… deal!”

Just when everyone thought it was over, that infuriating Rabbit exclaimed, “Damn, that’s it? You’re not even bargaining? You’re that quick to agree? How about I throw in another tael?”

Ding! Resentment +30000!

In Big Beard’s heart, a roar erupted, “Add a tael, you might as well not add anything! That’s too damn insulting!”

At the same time, Big Beard could feel Xu Ruoyun’s murderous look, realizing he couldn’t dawdle any longer, or else he’d be doomed by this damnable Rabbit.

So, Big Beard said, “Rabbit, no need to add, let’s settle this. Hand over the money!”

Looking at Big Beard suspiciously, Yi Zheng passed over the money while muttering, “That was too easy, did I pay too much? Is that woman really not worth anything?”

Big Beard’s legs went weak, and he quickly beckoned his companions to flee, fearing that staying any longer would mean not seeing tomorrow’s sun.

Ding! Resentment +30000!

Looking at the woman in front of him, shrouded in black smoke but somehow showing profound gratitude, Yi Zheng had to admire her acting and mental fortitude.

Very gratefully, Xu Ruoyun said to Yi Zheng, “Thank you, kind hero, for saving my life.”

Yi Zheng waved his hand, “Don’t mention it, it’s just five taels of silver. I give beggars ten. Honestly, you’re quite a bargain…”

Ding! Resentment +30000!

Before Xu Ruoyun could speak, Yi Zheng turned back to ask the pork stall owner, “Boss, how much for a pig?”

The boss replied, “600 fen!”

God swore, “Boss, you’re ripping people off. I asked before, and a pig goes for between 300 to 600 fen. This year is not going well, pork prices can’t possibly be 600, right?”

The owner’s face turned red and he said, “500 will do.”

Slam!

Yi Zheng smashed his wine cup on the ground, frightening the owner, while Xu Ruoyun thought to herself, “This Rabbit really has a temper to explode over just an extra hundred coins; his cultivation of mind is terrible. As expected of a beast!”

Then, Xu Ruoyun heard Rabbit roar in fury, “Damn, no wonder the deal went so smoothly, I thought I got a bargain…

One thousand coins for an ounce of silver, five hundred coins for a pig; that’s the price of ten pigs for five ounces of silver.

We had an agreement to buy people at the price of pork, but I ended up paying ten times that!

Not right, this lady only weighs around a hundred and eighty pounds, while a pig weighs two or three hundred pounds!

After doing the math, am I not at a loss of twenty or thirty times?!

A big loss, a huge loss!

I’ve been tricked!”

Ding! Resentment +30000!

Hearing these words and seeing the Rabbit wail as if it had lost its parents, Xu Ruoyun, who had just lamented over Rabbit’s lack of composure, angrily seized a wine jug and threw it to the ground, roaring in her heart: “You damn Rabbit, you really think of me as a pig!”

After throwing it, she immediately regreted it. What if Rabbit wasn’t pleased, wouldn’t all her efforts be in vain?

But she was clever and quickly said, “Rabbit Hero, I was indignant on your behalf, you’ve truly suffered a great loss!”

Yi Zheng looked at Xu Ruoyun with a sincere gaze and said, “You also think I paid too much, right?”

Ding! Resentment +30000!

Xu Ruoyun forced a smile, her heart twisted with anger, then nodded with tears in her eyes, “Mm… too much.”

Yet in her heart she was roaring: “Too much your uncle, you damn Rabbit, am I only worth 500 coins? Sooner or later I’ll kill you!”

Yi Zheng said, “Ah, there aren’t many people with self-awareness these days.”

Ding! Resentment +30000!

Xu Ruoyun felt she couldn’t continue this topic any longer, or she would eventually die of anger.

Xu Ruoyun said, “Rabbit Hero, where shall we go next? I… I’m hungry, shall we go eat first?”

Yi Zheng glanced at Xu Ruoyun and said, “Just lost money, and you still want to eat?”

Xu Ruoyun was at a loss for words. Five ounces of silver was considered a loss? Just kill a few monsters and you’ll have it…

Then she heard Yi Zheng say, “Didn’t you say before that as long as I saved you, you would listen to everything I say, right?”

To gain Yi Zheng’s trust, Xu Ruoyun naturally nodded vigorously: “Of course! Whatever the Hero says, I’ll do! It’s only right for saving my life!”

Yi Zheng smiled, clapped his hands, and said, “Well said! With that statement, I can’t mistreat you!”

A smile warmed the corner of Xu Ruoyun’s heart: “It seems this Rabbit isn’t too hard to handle after all.

The next moment, Xu Ruoyun couldn’t smile anymore.

In front of a big restaurant, a Rabbit was pulling on a plump manager and saying, “Manager, not to mention anything else, the Waiter I recommend to you is absolutely enchanting. Just having her wipe tables, your business will undoubtedly boom!”

The manager seemed troubled as he said, “The problem is I don’t lack people.”

Yi Zheng pointed at Xu Ruoyun and said, “Nothing else, let’s inspect the goods first!”

The plump manager smiled bitterly, “Is that really necessary?” But when he saw Xu Ruoyun, his eyes immediately brightened, and then he clapped Yi Zheng’s shoulder and said, “Deal! I’ll pay double the salary!”

Yi Zheng said, “She’ll only work at noon, she has other tasks in the morning and afternoon.”

“No problem!” the plump manager said, his eyes shining at Xu Ruoyun.

In Yi Zheng’s eyes, Xu Ruoyun’s head was practically about to float up dark clouds, the thickness of that Resentment!

“I spent five ounces of silver to buy you; you’ve got to help me earn it back, right? Go for it! I have faith in you!” Yi Zheng whispered.

Xu Ruoyun looked at Yi Zheng pitifully and said, “But I can’t…”

“You’ll learn. Don’t forget, you said whatever I ask you to do, you’ll do it. You’re not going to go back on your word, are you?” Yi Zheng asked.

Xu Ruoyun was left speechless and, finally mustering her courage, she went into the restaurant to serve tea, pour water, and wipe tables.

And sure enough, with such a beautiful Waiter serving tea and water, the restaurant’s business instantly exploded; a throng of players rushed in, ordering food without even looking at the menu, constantly with a phrase: “Waiter, come over, I want to order!”

“Waiter, come over, more tea!”

“Waiter, come over, get lost, I want that busty, long-legged female Waiter!”

…

Even though Xu Ruoyun had a thousand thoughts of murdering these diners, she refrained because the Rabbit was sitting nearby, and so she continued to work reluctantly.

Watching her waist twist and turn, Yi Zheng found it quite pleasing to the eye.

The owner was making a fortune, so much so that he even took the initiative to pull Yi Zheng aside and ask Xu Ruoyun to work a bit longer, offering negotiable wages.

But Yi Zheng graciously declined.

…

In that little building, a table full of food and drinks had just been set when a group was about to eat.

An informant rushed in, shouting, “There’s the latest intelligence!”

Madman Yang took the lead in asking, “Cut the nonsense, hurry up and tell us. Don’t delay our meal. Start with the progress of the matter.”

“You send a stunning beauty over to the Rabbit, it’s probably doomed,” Elder Yao scoffed.

Then they heard the new arrival report, “The lady has already been saved by the Rabbit.”

Elder Yao immediately felt deflated, “Didn’t expect that Rabbit to have a bit of a hero’s heart, knowing to do good and fight for justice. That’s not easy.”