Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 358 - Chapter 358 Chapter 348 This Rabbit is Somewhat Cheap

Chapter 358: Chapter 348 This Rabbit is Somewhat Cheap Chapter 358: Chapter 348 This Rabbit is Somewhat Cheap “A beauty trap? Madman Yang, who are you planning to send? It doesn’t seem like you have any beauties on hand,” Elder Yao asked.

Madman Yang replied, “Who says I don’t? I’m really going all out this time–I’m having my wife do it personally!”

Everyone gasped collectively, “You’re really going for it, huh! But she’s a beauty and that’s a rabbit; they’re different species. Can it really work?”

Madman Yang said, “Ever since that rabbit showed up, he’s always had beauties around him. Miao Qiqi, Xue Tianyan, aren’t they all beauties? Have you ever seen him with a female rabbit?”

Everyone was speechless–it made sense!

At the same time, everyone had to admit that Madman Yang’s wife, Xu Ruoyun, was a genuine beauty, and an absolute knockout as a wife–glamorous and passionate, this type of woman was the best at seduction.

Most importantly, she was famously ruthless. The number of people who had died under her charm was not quite a hundred, but it was close to eighty.

It could be said that she was responsible for half of Madman Yang’s success today.

Her getting involved might actually work!

…

Meanwhile, Yi Zheng, feeling guilty as a thief, was wandering down the street when suddenly a bitter wail came towards him: “Please, don’t catch me. I will definitely repay the money. Just give me a little more time, I will pay it back…”

“Give you more time? Time and again, we’ve already given you three days! Give you more time? Dream on!” the leader, a burly bearded man, bellowed menacingly.

The woman cried, “Big brother, I’m begging you, just a little more time please.”

“Young lady, don’t struggle. Actually, we’ve already ‘killed’ you twice for this matter. Now, at your level, killing you again wouldn’t make sense. You can’t fight higher-level monsters, and those little monsters only drop a few copper coins. Low-level equipment–who wants that?

Given your current situation, not to mention repaying the debt, you can’t even cover the interest!”

“We’re not bad guys. Come with us, and we’ll take you to a place where you can make money. Wouldn’t that be better?” a tall-faced man chuckled.

A different guy added, “Exactly, not only can you make money, but it’ll be comfortable too. Trust us, we brothers will be the first to patronize your business!”

The woman’s face turned pale as she continuously stepped back, screaming, “No, I won’t go!”

From a distance, Yi Zheng, scratching his head, then asked me, The God, “Is…is the realism here so high now? Can players actually be sold to a brothel to entertain guests?”

I, The God, was also puzzled, “Uh… I haven’t heard of it. I didn’t hear of any players working there the last time I went…”

Hearing this, Yi Zheng’s eyes gleamed as he looked at me, The God, “You’ve been there?”

I, The God, blushed and coughed, “Ahem… Well, I just went in to study, to look around, had some food, drank some wine, didn’t do anything else!”

Yi Zheng looked suspiciously at The God’s groin, chuckling, “Yeah right, I believe that.”

Then Yi Zheng looked back over there; the woman was cornered against a wall.

Yi Zheng continued to size up the woman, who was wearing a long, red ancient costume, although it was a bit torn, revealing her long white legs beneath.

Her face was different from other women to Yi Zheng; it wasn’t exquisite but evoked a pitiful charm, inducing a protective urge in him to see her suffer and wanting to shield her.

In a low voice, I, The God, said, “It’s too pitiful. Boss Rabbit, we… hey, hey, boss, where are you going? You’re not really going to play the hero and save the beauty, are you?”

Seeing Yi Zheng approaching, both the three thugs and the woman felt a spark of joy, thinking, “This rabbit has finally taken the bait!”

Then they saw that rabbit approach a small stall nearby: “Boss, give me a roast chicken, a dish of peanuts, a dish of smashed cucumbers, and bring two jugs of wine along with it.”

The small rabbit, barely one meter tall, then ran to the group with a stool taller than him, set it down, and also brought over a table.

After setting down the roast chicken, peanuts, and smashed cucumbers, he sat on the stool, sipping his wine and munching on peanuts, blissfully watching the four of them.

The four of them were stunned…

“What are you looking at me for? Carry on! Isn’t it time for the hooliganism to start? Hurry up!” Yi Zheng shouted.

The three men and the woman all had black lines on their foreheads. They had imagined a few possible scenarios.

The most likely was that this rabbit would intervene, save her, then she would join the rabbit’s gang under the guise of gratitude, searching for an opportunity to poison or sneak attack him.

The second possibility was that this rabbit would pretend not to see, ignoring them and walking away.

But they had never dreamed that the rabbit would do such a Sun Tzu thing–enjoying the spectacle on the sidelines!

And even ordered roast chicken and wine, this guy was here for the drama!

At the same time, the three men felt the pressure. They were here to stage a play, and the woman before them was their gang leader’s wife.

They thought that by this point, the opponent would either intervene or leave.

Yet, facing this situation, they were baffled.

Beads of cold sweat streamed down their foreheads.

Now what?

To actually kidnap her–let alone kidnapping, even a touch would have them chopped up by Madman Yang when they got back.

After all, everyone knew that although Xu Ruoyun was Madman Yang’s wife, their relationship was very delicate, more like business partners than spouses. So far, Madman Yang hadn’t even touched a finger of Xu Ruoyun’s.

He hadn’t touched her, who would dare to touch? Whoever touched her, Madman Yang would fight them to death.

But not acting would blow their cover, ruining Madman Yang’s plan and still not escaping a fate of being chopped up!

Stuck between a rock and a hard place, they were on the verge of tears.

Just then, that darn rabbit didn’t leave!

Xu Ruoyun was also stunned; she had exerted her Charming Skill to the limit, but this rabbit still had the mood to drink and watch her get harassed! It seemed her Charming Skill had absolutely no effect on the rabbit!

Although she appeared to be only Level 12, that was because she had a treasure that allowed her to freely adjust her Level for outsiders to assess and investigate her, even allowing her to edit a false Attribute Table.

In reality, she was already Level 46!

She possessed a mastery in Charming Skill, confident that there were almost no people who could escape the influence of the Charming Skill, though the intensity of the effect varied.

But this Rabbit seemed to have no reaction at all!

What frustrated Xu Ruoyun the most was that she had intended for Rabbit to play the hero and rescue the beauty, but it ended up with her serving him drinks to boost his spirits!

“Come on, continue! Why are you all looking at me?” Yi Zheng shouted.

The four of them looked even gloomier…

The three men looked at Xu Ruoyun, who gritted her teeth and signaled them to quickly think of a solution, as this opportunity was rare and they absolutely could not expose themselves.

Suddenly, the three of them almost cried, thinking of a solution?

What solution could they possibly have?

Just then, Big Beard slapped his belt as if he was searching for something, then said exasperatedly, “Ah, I forgot to bring a rope. It’s tough to tie people up without a rope… don’t you think so?”

The long-face and the man carrying the sword were speechless, finding his reasoning far-fetched.

But then again, far-fetched was better than nothing at all.

Thus, Long-face agreed, “Exactly, without a rope, it’s difficult. How about another day?”

Big Beard vigorously nodded, “Then… then shall we give her another chance?”

Smack!

A bundle of rope was thrown in front of them, the three of them immediately flared up, thinking, “Who the hell is so blind?”

Then they saw Rabbit drinking wine and looking at them, asking, “Is this enough? I have more if it isn’t! I suggest, to secure it tightly, we should use Turtle Shell Binding! Hurry up, start tying!”

The faces of the three turned exceptionally dark, “Damn, this guy is even worse than we are! And we were even hoping he would play the hero and save the beauty? We got this all wrong from the start… went off track.”

However, Xu Ruoyun had a moment of inspiration, her eyes tearful as she cried out, “Heroic Rabbit, save me, please! I don’t want to be sold to the Brothel. Please, save me, I’m still a pure virgin. As long as you are willing to save me, I am willing to devote myself to you!”

Xu Ruoyun had not skimped on using this line before, not knowing how many people had developed compassion for her, loving her to bits, irreversibly.

However, this time, what Xu Ruoyun saw was a look of disdain.

Xu Ruoyun was instantly dumbfounded…

Although the other party was just a Rabbit, she had done her analysis prior to this.

Those closely related to this Rabbit were basically all girls, and pretty ones at that.

Miao Qiqi, Xue Tianyan were such examples.

She had never seen this Rabbit carrying a female rabbit around everywhere.

So, Xu Ruoyun made a bold guess, this Rabbit liked women, pretty women at that.

Thus, she devised the Beauty Trap.

But now, the look in his eyes, why did it seem like he was looking at trash?

Xu Ruoyun leaned in closer: “Hero…”

“Big sister, I’m a Rabbit, you’re a human, do you think we match? Some parts, naturally, I have the heart, you have the intent, but it’s no use! So, you might as well go to the Brothel, they have what matches.” After saying this, Rabbit continued eating his meat and drinking his wine, simultaneously calling out, “Don’t look at us anymore, hurry up and tie her up!”

Xu Ruoyun’s face turned exceptionally dark, having grown so big, it was her first time being despised!

The three miserable men were also depressed inside, initially thinking it was a simple task, but it turned out so complicated… Now whether to tie her up or not was also a question.

If they really tied up Madman Yang’s prized possession, they would end up dead in his hands.

If they didn’t tie her up, messing up Madman Yang’s plans, they would still end up dead.

Just as Big Beard was in despair, Long-face had a flash of inspiration, grabbed the rope, and flung it around Xu Ruoyun, coldly snorting, “Still thinking of finding someone to save you? Don’t waste your energy, even if you scream your lungs out today no one will dare to save you! Just come with me obediently, okay? Later, the brothers will first open a chapter for you!”

That instant, the remaining two men looked at Long-face with admiration, thinking, “This is just too clever!”

One piece of rope solved all their problems, neither having to touch Xu Ruoyun nor worry about being exposed.

Xu Ruoyun also secretly breathed a sigh of relief… She seemed naturally seductive, but in fact, she disliked men, and it was already extremely difficult for her to be around men. Being touched or tied up in public, she would have felt like killing.

Now it seemed the problem was resolved, and she highly regarded Long-face a notch higher.

Big Beard hurriedly waved his hand, “Take her away!”

Then the three men dragged Xu Ruoyun away.

The four were happy, but Yi Zheng was unhappy, cursing in his heart, “I spent the money, called for the chicken, prepared the wine, contributed the rope, and all for this? Turns out I’m the only one losing out here!”

Then Yi Zheng had a flash of inspiration and shouted, “Wait a moment!”

The four men looked at the Rabbit with irritation and impatience, thinking, “You’re not going to play the hero and save the beauty, so what the hell else do you want now? Can’t you hassle someone else?”

Then they saw the Rabbit holding the wine bottle, coming up to them and saying to Xu Ruoyun, “If I save you… ”

Upon hearing this, Xu Ruoyun immediately said, “If you’re willing to save me, I’ll listen to whatever you say!”

“Listen to whatever?” Yi Zheng asked.

Xu Ruoyun nodded vigorously, “Yes, anything!”

Yi Zheng said, “If that’s what you say, we can’t just stand by and watch.”