Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 316 - Chapter 316 Chapter 306 Give Something to Eat

Chapter 316: Chapter 306: Give Something to Eat! Chapter 316: Chapter 306: Give Something to Eat! Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan turned their heads upon hearing the noise, only to see the hands of the azure Bronze Buddha coming together. Soon after, the hands slowly opened, and a Buddhist Nun clad in golden robes appeared. The woman was poised and beautiful, with a kind gaze and a smile as she looked at Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan.

Though the two had seen the Big Buddha Girl when they were poisoned, they had lost that memory upon waking up and naturally did not remember the scene where the woman, wielding her Zen Stick, had tried to put Yi Zheng to death.

Yi Zheng casually threw out a Qi Observation Skill, but he could Detect nothing. Realizing that the woman before him was no simple figure, he considerately said to Xue Tianyan, “Her Level isn’t high, Level 4, and she doesn’t seem like a bad person. You’re both girls, so go chat with her, get to know her a bit, and see how we can get out of here.”

Xue Tianyan rolled her eyes at him, “Are you trying to get me killed again, or what?”

Yi Zheng smiled, “Damn it, they say bimbos have no brains, but your chest isn’t small either… The ancients have deceived me!”

Xue Tianyan couldn’t be bothered with this bad Rabbit and instead turned to the Big Buddha Girl, “Even though I don’t know who you are, I do know that you’re not a good person, there’s definitely something fishy about you!”

The Big Buddha Girl smiled without speaking, cursing in her heart, “This woman’s chest is indeed not small, so how come she’s so smart? That damned Rabbit said bimbos are brainless, you liar!”

While the Big Buddha Girl was frantically spinning the few brain cells she had, the Rabbit shouted, “Xue Tianyan, what are you saying? This kind and adorable Buddhist Nun, and you actually say she’s not a good person?”

The Big Buddha Girl never expected that while the east was not yet bright, the west would shine; unable to hoodwink Xue Tianyan, it seemed the Rabbit might just take the bait.

The Big Buddha Girl smiled and said, “You know how to talk, Rabbit. Here’s the deal, make a wish on the cushion, and this Buddha shall help you fulfill your wish.”

Yi Zheng clasped his hands and said, “That’s righteous! Without further ado, I shall make my wish!”

Having said that, Yi Zheng strode confidently towards the cushion.

In that instant, the Big Buddha Girl’s pupils constricted slightly from tension. Her hand reached to her back, subtly grabbing the Golden Zen Stick that was hefty like an Iron Hammer, just waiting for the Rabbit to get close enough to give him a skull-opening BUFF.

Xue Tianyan watched Yi Zheng in disbelief. The Big Buddha Girl’s acting was so terrible that Xue Tianyan could tell something was off at a glance, yet the Rabbit couldn’t? And he dared to approach?

However, Xue Tianyan didn’t stop him; after all, if the Rabbit got himself killed, that would be a good thing for her.

So she just stood there, watching coldly from the sidelines.

The Rabbit got closer and closer, on the verge of reaching the cushion. The Big Buddha Girl had already gripped the Iron Hammer Zen Stick tightly, her legs tensed, ready to launch an attack any moment.

Xue Tianyan also gripped the hilt of her sword, prepared to deal with any danger that might arise.

Only the Rabbit, with his carefree small steps, approached the cushion, stopping at a meter away, then opened his mouth and pulled out a two-meter-long Long Spear from within, followed by a scramble–!

Yes, right in front of the Big Buddha Girl, he brazenly cleared the cushion away.

The Big Buddha Girl’s expression suddenly crumbled, “You… don’t clear it away! You could have just knelt there; wishes won’t work if you clear it too far.”

Unfortunately, the Rabbit didn’t care about her protests, and he bluntly moved the cushion right in front of himself.

The Big Buddha Girl knew that if she waited any longer, she would completely lose her chance, so she roared, “Dead Rabbit, put it down!”

In an Instant, she turned into a beam of golden light and appeared in front of Yi Zheng. The Iron Hammer Zen Stick swung fiercely towards Yi Zheng’s head!

The speed was too fast, so fast that Xue Tianyan couldn’t see clearly.

Yi Zheng just saw a flash of gold and had no time to react.

The next second, there was a loud bang as the hefty Iron Hammer grazed his belly and smashed into the ground right in front of him.

It missed his head by less than a centimeter!

“Just a bit more, always just that tiny bit!” the Big Buddha Girl yelled in frustration.

Just a bit before, and now a bit again, how could it always be so close?

Yi Zheng looked at the Iron Hammer on the ground, then back at the Big Buddha Girl. Finally, he noticed that behind the Big Buddha Girl, there were five Gold Chains. The chains firmly locked her to a hand of the Bronze Buddha, preventing her from moving beyond a fifty-meter diameter around the Bronze Buddha.

Yi Zheng looked at the hand of the Bronze Buddha, then at the chains, and finally at the girl before him, who was snarling and roaring, swinging her Hammer without reaching him, and muttered, “You kinda look like a dog…”

“A dog… dog?! Dog!” The Big Buddha Girl looked back at the Bronze Buddha, then at herself and completely exploded, “Damn Rabbit, I will kill you!”

Then she wildly swung her Iron Hammer Zen Stick, trying to hit Yi Zheng, but alas, she was always just that millimeter away, never touching him.

“I remember now, I heard a story when I was a kid, about a legendary Demon Suppression Chain. The chain has fifty sections, and for every section the demon moves out, a part of its Power is Sealed, fifty sections pulled tight, and Power is completely Sealed. This chain is exactly fifty meters, one meter per section, or fifty sections. She’s bound by the chain and sealed, unable to use any Skills or other abilities, only physical Attack.

That’s why she kept trying to trick us to get within fifty meters of the Big Buddha. It would be easier for her to kill us there…

But beyond fifty meters, she’s just a weakling, though she still has some power within the fifty meters.”

Once Yi Zheng heard this, his spirits lifted; as long as he didn’t get within fifty meters, the Big Buddha Girl couldn’t harm him. “What was there to fear?”

Yi Zheng puffed out his little belly, flicked his Rabbit ears, and crooked his fingers, “What are you looking at? If you dare, come hit me!”

“To hell with you, I’ll pulverize you!” the Big Buddha Girl waved the Iron Hammer Zen Stick frantically, but she was just that millimeter short of reaching Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng watched the Big Buddha Girl thrashing about, pulled out a Long Spear, and aimed a strike at her face!

Thump!

The Big Buddha Girl looked at the Long Spear that had smacked her on the head, her eyes instantly reddened, and two curved horns sprouted from the top of her head. Then, she continued to thrash about, attempting to land a blow on Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng looked at the two goat horns and said, “Grew horns, too?”

Then Yi Zheng, waving his long spear, gave the Big Buddha Girl another poke and taunted, “You think you’re awesome because you’ve got horns? If you’re so capable, try touching me! Come on, come at me, you…”

“I’ll kill you!” the Big Buddha Girl roared over and over, and at that moment a subtle change occurred beneath her feet; her gold shoes grew ever so slightly taller…

Just that tiny bit!

Bang!

The iron hammer smashed onto Yi Zheng’s instep…

In that instant, the air froze, and everything went silent.

“Ow!” Yi Zheng hopped away, clutching his foot, while the Big Buddha Girl laughed maniacally, “Die, rabbit! Now you know how tough I am?”

Yi Zheng saw his shield of several hundred million points shatter instantly, and his heart turned cold.

Lucky it was just on the instep. If it had been his head, he might have been killed instantly!

It appeared that although the Big Buddha Girl seemed suppressed and harmless, the remaining attributes were still tremendously formidable. Yi Zheng thought if he had charged to the Bronze Buddha from the beginning, he probably would have been dead by now…

Not only was Yi Zheng scared by the Big Buddha Girl, but Xue Tianyan was frightened too.

That Attack Power was terrifying.

Xue Tianyan immediately increased the distance from the Big Buddha Girl, just in case there were any more accidents.

Yi Zheng didn’t approach and show off anymore either. The opponent’s Level was too high, the Attributes too great; he was afraid a careless mistake might result in death, which would be a terrible waste.

They couldn’t escape, nor was there anything else to do.

Bored, Yi Zheng watched the Big Buddha Girl sitting cross-legged on the ground, huffing and puffing in his direction.

Yi Zheng sat down cross-legged as well and took out a plate of roast chicken and a bottle of wine from his backpack.

At the sight of the roast chicken, the eyes of the Big Buddha Girl turned green, fixed intently on Yi Zheng.

When Yi Zheng brought out the wine, the Big Buddha Girl stood up immediately, “Rabbit! Are you… are you holding chicken and wine?”

Yi Zheng tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth, its juices flowing as he said, “Nonsense, isn’t this chicken? Could it be a duck? Delicious… As expected of the grand restaurant’s Emperor-level cuisine, so fragrant!”

This dish was the best meal Miao Qiqi had treated Yi Zheng to at the finest tavern in Ando City.

At that time, rushing to catch the spectacle, most of the meal went untouched, so he just packed it to go.

Now, Yi Zheng could leisurely enjoy it.

That’s when the benefits of the backpack really showed; time stood still inside it, so whatever was put in never spoiled. Whatever the condition was when something was placed inside, that’s how it remained when taken out.

The roast chicken just out of the oven, its meaty aroma filled the entire Big Buddha Hall.

The moment Yi Zheng bit into the crispy skin of the roast chicken, releasing the rich scent of the succulent meat within, it became even more intoxicating…

In that instant, the Big Buddha Girl’s saliva gushed forth uncontrollably.

It was a literal flood, saliva flowing out in torrents, impossible to wipe away completely.

As Yi Zheng uncapped the wine bottle, the aroma filled the air, a refreshing fragrance that seemed to penetrate one’s bones and soul, incredibly tempting.

The Big Buddha Girl’s saliva flowed even more fiercely.

Seeing this, Yi Zheng was amused. He had been worried about how to get back at her for that hammer blow, and now he had his chance: he was going to make her drool to death!

So Yi Zheng sat on the ground, alternating bites of roast chicken with sips of wine, deliberately smacking his lips loudly. The Big Buddha Girl opposite him was drooling non-stop.

Finally, the Big Buddha Girl couldn’t take it anymore and called out, “Rabbit, Rabbit… could you give me a bite of that chicken? And some wine too!”

Yi Zheng gave her a dismissive glance, “You’ve been wanting to kill me, and now you expect to eat my chicken and drink my wine? Aren’t you asking too much? Though I must say, this chicken is really fragrant! And this wine is so tasty!”

Having said that, Yi Zheng took another big gulp.

Watching Yi Zheng devour the meat and chug the wine, the Big Buddha Girl became so envious she started spinning in place, “Rabbit, Rabbit, can’t we talk it out? Just give me one bite, just one!”

Yi Zheng ignored her, continuing to eat and drink.

“Rabbit, I was wrong before; I shouldn’t have hit you. How about you hit me back to feel better?” suggested the Big Buddha Girl, stretching out her head as if inviting Yi Zheng to retaliate.

Yi Zheng laughed, “How long have you been locked up to become this crazy about food? It should just be a year or two, right?”

On hearing this, the Big Buddha Girl’s eyes brimming with tears of grievance, “A year or two? Are you looking down on me? I’ve been locked up for three thousand years! I haven’t eaten meat or drunk wine in three thousand years… just give me a bite, or even just a bone, Ye Xing.”

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