Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”
Chapter 315 - Chapter 315 Chapter 305 Isn’t This Poison Wasted

Chapter 315: Chapter 305: Isn’t This Poison Wasted? Chapter 315: Chapter 305: Isn’t This Poison Wasted? “You… your spear, aren’t you taking it?” Xue Tianyan said with a blush.

Yi Zheng chuckled decisively, “No need! This spear is not long enough.”

Then, the spear slowly lengthened.

Yi Zheng raised an eyebrow, “Just being long isn’t enough, how about adding some streamlined curvature for a better feel?”

The spear bent.

Yi Zheng clapped his hands, “Yes, yes, yes, that’s the feeling. Add some bumps on it, so it’s more domineering when used. You know Durex, right? It’s best fluorescent, or it lacks a certain flavor.”

Then the spear developed some uneven bumps and emitted a faint light.

“Thicker, thicker, rounder at the tip!”

Slap!

Great Black Heaven’s hand suddenly tightened and he crushed the spear, the corners of Bronze Buddha’s mouth twitched, clearly realizing this spear was not quite proper!

“You’re a mighty big Buddha, why such a temper? Could it be a fake?” Yi Zheng shouted.

The Great Buddha slowly unfolded his palm, returning to calm.

Yi Zheng, struck by an idea, pointed at Xue Tianyan and said, “Actually, I don’t like weapons; I like women, like her. Can you make one for me?”

Xue Tianyan glared at Yi Zheng, “What are you going to do?”

Then, a woman who looked exactly like Xue Tianyan really appeared on the Great Buddha.

Yi Zheng whistled excitedly, “That’s right! Now we’re getting somewhere! We can slowly discuss the details now, starting with too many clothes, the clothes woohoo…”

Xue Tianyan firmly covered the dead rabbit’s mouth, angrily saying, “Don’t spout any more nonsense.”

Yi Zheng struggled free and cried out, “I’ve seen everything, what’s wrong with wearing fewer clothes? Woo woo…”

“Shut your mouth!” Xue Tianyan tightly pinched the dead rabbit’s mouth.

Yi Zheng broke free with force, running while shouting, “She wears so many clothes, I have no motivation to go over. Wear less, get it? You know stockings, right? Black stockings, white stockings are fine too!”

Apparently, the cross-regional culture confused Great Black Heaven; he ended up covering the Xue Tianyan in his hand with a fishing net, then a spider web…

Yi Zheng was utterly speechless, “You guys are such losers, don’t even know about stockings; rubbish! Forget the stockings, get her in a leather outfit, you know the tight kind!”

“Shut your mouth!” Xue Tianyan was furiously chasing the rabbit, but the rabbit was too fast and she couldn’t catch up.

Great Black Heaven was also struggling to keep up with the dead rabbit’s train of thought, his limited knowledge completely unable to comprehend what Yi Zheng wanted.

After some fiddling, the Xue Tianyan in his hand ended up draped in animal skin, with a fishing net over her head and wrapped in a spider web, which felt…

Xue Tianyan was nearly going insane, even though the one being messed with wasn’t her, seeing someone who looked exactly like her being toyed with gave her a feeling of being insulted.

“Idiot, what kind of combination is this! If all else fails, don’t wear… Aiyo, my God!” Yi Zheng hadn’t finished speaking when Xue Tianyan struck him on the back of his head with a sword, interrupting him.

Great Black Heaven also seemed to have had enough of the rabbit and directly cursed, “This won’t do, that won’t do, where do you get off having so many damn demands? You like her, right? I’ll make it happen!”

Upon saying this, the Great Buddha opened his mouth and sprayed out a pink smoke.

A regular consumer of TV and novels, Yi Zheng immediately knew what that was, “My God, you have an aphrodisiac?!”

Xue Tianyan’s face turned steely, and then she turned and ran outside.

Great Black Heaven spoke in human language, “Run? Once you’ve entered my Great Buddha Hall, unless you defeat me, no one leaves!”

Yi Zheng said, “Don’t talk nonsense; didn’t that Loli just leave?”

Great Black Heaven replied, “That was Great Black Heaven; I can’t fight her, so she comes and goes as she pleases. But you two, today you will obediently stay behind. Dare to flirt with me?

Next, I’ll show you a thing or two!

No, wrong, you two will show me something entertaining instead!

Yeah, a rabbit and a woman, that I haven’t seen before.”

Yi Zheng said, “Buddy, are you dumb? With my height, and her being so tall, what performance could possibly bridge this gap?”

Great Black Heaven smirked, “Ah, difficulties, challenges, that’s where the fun is. I’m looking forward to your performance…”

Xue Tianyan bombarded the door furiously, but it wouldn’t budge an inch.

By then, the pink mist had completely spread.

Xue Tianyan rushed to hold her breath, concentrating, circulating the Great Snow Sect Cultivation Technique, her body emanating coldness in an attempt to resist the pink poison.

Yi Zheng was already shouting his needs, but when faced with the poison, he honestly sat down and circulated his cultivation technique to resist.

Great Black Heaven sneered, “Thinking you can resist my love poison with your strength? Ridiculous!”

Indeed, three seconds later, Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan’s breathing quickened, their body temperatures rose, and unthinkingly, they started caressing their own bodies.

Great Black Heaven laughed; his body split open, perhaps feeling that Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan had lost their senses, his voice no longer disguised, emitted a woman’s laugh, “Hehe, the show is starting, muahaha… Rabbits breeding, tsk tsk, interesting, interesting!”

Just as she was excited, Rabbit moved, slowly looking towards Xue Tianyan.

Xue Tianyan also looked at Rabbit, the two gazed at each other and slowly got closer.

Xue Tianyan was still trying to resist…

“It’s useless, this aphrodisiac activates the primal instincts of the flesh. No matter how powerful your soul is, at this time you cannot control your own body. You will all fall into the river of desire, haha…” The girl on the Big Buddha laughed loudly.

Pain and reluctance flickered in Xue Tianyan’s eyes, but her body walked up to Yi Zheng, and then slowly she reached out her hand.

Yi Zheng also slowly lifted up Rabbit’s paw, and then the two…

Slap!

Xue Tianyan gave Yi Zheng a slap.

Yi Zheng also jumped up and gave Xue Tianyan a slap.

Xue Tianyan cursed, “Get lost, Rabbit, I want a man!”

Yi Zheng also cursed, “Get lost, woman, you’ve got so little fur and such short ears, not sexy at all!”

Then the human and Rabbit just missed each other, and they started wandering around the hall, one shouting for a man, the other for a rabbit.

The Big Buddha Girl’s face turned as black as charcoal, her mouth trembling with anger.

She had never expected that, after her aphrodisiac had triggered the beastly instincts in Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan’s bodies, the result would be this!

Their bodily instincts were actually to mate with their own kind, have children, and they simply couldn’t stand each other!

Big Buddha Girl shouted indignantly, “Can it even be like this?!”

In anger, Big Buddha girl transformed directly into a man, and Xue Tianyan immediately walked over when she saw the man.

At that moment, a carrot landed on the hand of the Big Buddha.

Boom!

The carrot exploded, and then that Rabbit cursed, “I haven’t had fun yet, you want to have fun first? No way!”

Even though muddled, this dead Rabbit still followed the principle of annoying others to his own delight, ruining Xue Tianyan’s good moment.

Big Buddha Girl, furious, exclaimed, “This damn Rabbit is too troublesome!”

Then Big Buddha Girl created a female rabbit.

Result…

“This one is too ugly! Not even two meters tall, too much fur, and no muscles… Hey! A two-meter tall muscular rabbit, the hairless type, have you seen one? If yes, bring me two!” Yi Zheng shouted.

Big Buddha Girl was once again plunged into deep thought–two meters tall, hairless, muscly rabbit, was that even a rabbit? Was that really a rabbit? How could this damn Rabbit’s taste and thoughts be so hard to guess?

Big Buddha Girl felt as if there was a generational gap between her and this Rabbit that she just couldn’t bridge!

Big Buddha Girl, desperate to attract Yi Zheng’s attention and then kill him, still didn’t give up and continued to try to fulfill Yi Zheng’s demands. So she created another two-meter tall, all-muscled rabbit, but she had no idea what a hairless rabbit should look like–which appeared to be a gap in her knowledge.

So she modeled a human body on a rabbit’s form.

“Too ugly… can’t bring myself to do it. Forget it, I’ll take care of it myself.” Then that Rabbit turned and walked away.

“Damn Rabbit, way too hard to please!” Big Buddha Girl gnashed her teeth in anger, jumping down from the Big Buddha, grabbing a Golden Zen Stick, and trying to hit the Rabbit, but chains of golden iron threaded through her body, pulling and preventing her from going far.

What was more infuriating was that as she swung the Golden Zen Stick, she was just a centimeter away from hitting the Rabbit’s head, but just this centimeter, she couldn’t reach!

“I’m so angry! I’m so angry! Damn Rabbit, come closer!” Big Buddha Girl roared.

Unfortunately, the Rabbit just kept walking further away and then started to jog, faster and faster, until he was running full speed in circles.

On the other side, Xue Tianyan was similarly distressed; her pure heart didn’t know how to release her frustrations, so she started running with the Rabbit.

Big Buddha Girl, extremely frustrated, cursed, “One’s an old pervert and a rabbit, the other is a pure woman who knows nothing, my poison… wasn’t it released for nothing?”

Big Buddha Girl wanted to do something else, but by now Xue Tianyan had gone crazy running with the Rabbit and didn’t even look at her.

The men and rabbits she had turned into were completely ineffective.

Big Buddha Girl sat miserably on the green Big Buddha’s palm, muttering, “I refuse to believe I can’t lure you onto the mat! Once the drug effect wears off, I’ll figure something else out!”

As time ticked away…

When Yi Zheng felt the rage in his lower half gradually subside, his mind also began to clear.

When the cool breeze blew, Yi Zheng shivered and fully woke up, quickly checking his trousers, “Zi Dan is still there…”

Xue Tianyan also exclaimed, feeling up and down her body, as if checking whether she had been messed with.

Then both of them sighed in relief.

Just then, a Buddhist chant resonated, “Amitabha, it is rare that the two of you have withstood the test of this poor monk. I can grant you a small wish, you just need to kneel on the mat and make a wish.”

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