Master Bai! This Celestial Fox Spirit Is Asking For Divorce
Chapter 252: Episode 23.3 Meet Yuqi the Qilin

Chapter 252: Episode 23.3 Meet Yuqi the Qilin

No matter how beautiful or grotesque the original form of spirits is, each has an anthropomorphic form.

That is why Shen Yuan wasn’t shocked when he saw a bashful, beautiful sister in a bright red cheongsam suddenly appear out of thin air. He remained unfazed at the otherworldly sight of bright jewel-like scales on the cheeks of the lady.

For him, it was as rare as a crack on a sidewalk.

It was enough to look at it once and then gloss over it.

However, for the others in the room, they couldn’t stand unbothered.

Chairman Mao’s eyes bulged, looking like a squashed bullfrog. He’s probably crushed by the fact that he, a person far from the kind and righteous person that Qilins only associate themselves, successfully made the mysterious Qilin appear in one take.

That, or maybe he’s shocked at the means he used to attract the great spirit. Who would have guessed that Shen Yuan deliberately picked that raunchy novel to defile the Qilin? Simply diabolic!

But no matter the case, Shen Yuan’s pretty happy with the result.

He promised to do "everything and anything" to help Bai Tingfeng find his cure.

And "everything and anything" happened to include pushing an innocent spirit into the BL rabbit hole.

Bwahahaha!

Seeing the colorful reaction of the Qilin, Shen Yuan’s fox spirit instinct to mess around flared. What if he purposely hides his real identity when approaching her? Well, that works. Qilins are less on guard in front of humans.

"Yuan... this. Don’t you think we’re offending the great spirit by making her read... something like that? What if she suddenly attacked you? Can we win if we fight back?" Bai Tingfeng leaned towards him to ask a question.

Shen Yuan wanted to choke Bai Tingfeng with his kisses at this moment.

"Why are you still thinking about me? You should worry about your chance to find the solution to your blood curse if things fall through!" Shen Yuan smacked his husband in the lower back and flashed a loving smile. "Don’t be pessimistic. Our beautiful sister, Qilin, will not attack us."

"Besides, have faith in BL! It’s not that bad for a book. In fact," The celestial fox spirit flashed a sly smile. "It’s quite a good read for people who need enlightenment. I’m certain that at this time, she’s seeing a whole new world opening up in front of her. Let her read a few more. Who knows? Maybe she will be the one begging to help us after this."

"You, crazy omega," Chairman Mao commented.

No exaggeration. Shen Yuan’s voice sounded like a crazy cult fanatic.

Yanyan had to blink his eyes twice and rub his ears to confirm that he was not hearing and seeing things. His Daddy looked more frightening now than when dealing with bad guys!

For the first time, he’s feeling sorry for his Daddy’s target. Yanyan looked at the beautiful sister floating while holding the book tremblingly.

The story in Daddy’s book must be scary!

Indeed, having your ideals turn 180 degrees is scary, and what’s worse is that it happens without you realizing it first. Yuqi the Qilin failed to recognize that her innocence cracked when she picked up the book with a good-looking cover.

She thought it was some riveting action novel where powerful men clashed against each other, but she was wrong. It’s a romance story— or should be a romance story. The plot and tone of the novel are intriguing at first, so she is immersed in a world crafted by thousands of words.

Yuqi liked the main character’s personality. He seemed to be an honest fellow who worked hard to help his crush. This is one of her penchant for humans— a pure and hardworking individual.

However, things started to go into a downward spiral beginning in the second Chapter.

"Oh no... What is this? What... no! I know you like him because he’s a handsome and popular actor, but you should not follow him!"

"Wha- is it normal for humans to pick other people’s used spoons? Huh?! Licking a used spoon is an act of adoration? How come I never heard of that before?"

"Wait! Don’t go there! Don’t enter his apartment! I feel something ominous."

"Heavens! Why stop to loudly ask why there is a corpse and a naked man in the basement? It’s obvious! The male lead is the serial killer in the news!"

The beautiful Qilin’s face is hovering between white and red. She felt sick in her stomach, but at the same time, her heart was beating so fast that she forgot that she was a spirit without a physical body.

She’s a spirit, yet now she’s panting hard, her head is spinning, and her chest hurts in a very addictive way.

"What on earth did I just read?" Yuqi asked herself, confused.

She wanted to put down the book. However, she couldn’t bring herself to read more.

Page after page, Yuqi is holding her breath. She doesn’t realize that her disguise has been undone as she’s deeply immersed in the story.

"Kyaa! He forced him! No— he’s pretending like he was forced to take it in, but he actually likes it. He knows the male lead will leave him if he sees even a sliver of willingness from the MC!"

This time, the gem specks on Yuqi’s cheeks are stained like rubies.

"This is so messed up! Heavens! This is so horrible! Their fornication was too intense! I-I-I—"

’I think I like it...’ Yuqi, the not-so-innocent-anymore Qilin, whispered in the deepest pits of her heart.

She dropped the book on the table loudly and buried herself in deep contemplation.

What kind of person would give a book of such a genre to a pure-hearted Qilin like her?

"You want more?" Suddenly, a nice-sounding voice pulled her back to reality. She doesn’t know where it came from, and she isn’t in the right mental state to be on guard against her surroundings.

"Yes," Yuqi answered in a daze. The person who suddenly appeared before was a charming man. She was momentarily lost until she realized her blunder, so she immediately covered her mouth and looked at Shen Yuan with a bit of fear.

Upon reading the book, Yuqi could see that the person who chose the book was a warm person— if she put it nicely.

Desire burns infinitely for this person, and he’s the kind who’s honest about the things he wants— he’s earnest in getting what he wants. He’s almost like a demon spirit in her mind.

Now, seeing the confident smile and unfaltering light behind those eyes of the young man, Yuqi could say with certainty that the person behind that book was devilish!

The young man is not the type that her kind would often associate with. However, something rubs her with familiar feelings, so she sticks around.

"Your reaction is quite too much. How cute! Do you know that the first BL book is more scathing than that? I bled too much reading that piece of work. It was traumatizing." Shen Yuan said in a jolly voice.

He could confidently volume up his words since he obscured other’s views using his powers. Chairman Mao, together with his husband and son, are still hidden by his illusion magic, holding the impression that he’s here to convince the Qilin.

But guess what? He’s not here to convince anybody, but instead, he’s here to capture the broken heart of the poor lady as a fellow BL lover. Not everyone has a masochistic heart. To raise new fujoshi, the veterans must guide others to the right path.

What this Qilin needs right now is a "friend" who understands her.

"I spent months reading their love story. I spent days fantasizing how two messed up people finally get their happy ending, but can you guess what the ending is?"

"What?" Yuqi asked innocently. She had just read one of the most therapy-inducing stories she ever read. She’s curious about other people’s reading experience.

"The male lead with a horrible mommy complex burst up in flames, and the next thing I know, he’s already an ash inside an urn."

"So tragic?" Yuqi’s eyes watered. What’s with people these days? Is writing sad stories of people with depressing backgrounds a new kind of romance now?

This isn’t romantic! Stalking isn’t romantic!

However, considering how much she liked the story she read just now, she would turn out as a prude if she said the words above loudly.

Yuqi fell in love with the image of two handsome leads pushing each other down.

She’s craving the charm of two handsome men kissing each other.

The pure-hearted Qilin became a fujoshi so fast!

"Yeah. But not every story is as bloody as that." If every BL story is as stressful as the first book he read, then the entire BL community will go bald from the stress.

"There are stories of cute school boys falling in love. There are heart-pounding stories of re-encounters between old flames. Your typical love-is-sweeter-secoond-time-around type of story."

Yuqi the Qilin gulped a mouthful of saliva. Oh, my heavens! She’s itching to read them all!

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