Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)
Chapter 352

Day 83 – Morning, White Weirdo Inn

The high school boy broke, his Highschool Boy exhausted, with Highschool Boy completely spent, and the one sided relentless onslaught that he received, which left him unable to move, and even his mana utterly spent. The two struggled to peel off the leather suits, but once they were set free from their hold, the rampage started all over again. Though thoroughly toyed with and utterly defeated, my highschool boy fought to the bitter end using『Sex King Lv 5』and『Lewd Arts Lv 5』. He got some licks in, okay, maybe twenty, but against a Dungeon Emperor-tier foes? No chance. The leather-suit assault early on sealed his fate.

But watching the two of them struggling together, trying to peel off those leather suits, that was seriously erotic. Apparently, it had been tough just putting them on too. They’d oiled their bodies beforehand to get into them, so their slick, glistening skin was shining under the light, all glossy with oil, slipping and spilling out from the tight suits. The whole scene was absolutely breathtaking! Honestly, just getting to see that made the loss worth it. No regrets. I’m getting my payback now anyway, right? Yep, it’s a good morning, and a wonderfully lewd end.

Still oil-glistening bodies, radiant and alluring, are suddenly ambushed by the newly upgraded drill-headed tentacles and the vibration-specialized MkⅢ bumpy tendrils. The inn room is completely filled with tentacles, every escape cut off, as their elegant forms are ensnared and slowly swallowed by the writhing mass. Of course, the tentacles, amped up with 『Sensitivity Increase』leave no inch untouched, reducing the two beauties to shuddering, frenzied ecstasy. The drill’s spiraling force strikes deep, bringing them ecstasy to pierce the heavens,[1] while high-frequency vibrations ripple outward, and even as they arche back their bodies twitching and convulsing, the tentacles miss no time to immediately invade their mouths as they moan in transe, their eyes rolling back. A morning where exhaustion gives way to renewed pleasure, their stunning figures trembling anew. (*Chirp Chirp?*)

I won.

「「Kyaaa (*Thud*)」」

That’s not quite it? Yeah, the timing was good, and 『Kyaa』is cute, but that’s not what’s it’s about now? Yeah, they aren’t listening. Alright, let’s get the sheets into the laundry.

The newly crafted magic-stone-powered refrigerator and washing machine, have been installed at the inn as paid-use appliances. Once testing and refinement are complete, they’ll be sold at the general store. Refrigerators and washing machines are essential modern tools that reduce housework for homemakers and help integrate women’s labor into the economy. The magic-stone-powered vacuum cleaner is already being sold at the store, so with these three in place, the frontier’s development should pick up speed. Hopefully, this will also help alleviate the scary middle-aged men ratio in this world.

The improved female armor Mk II, a new cloak, a spear, and a hammer are all put up for sale, while I quietly hand off the prototype Nap II and start prepping breakfast. There’s no message, so Meripapa-san and the others probably haven’t returned to the frontier yet, because if they had, they’d absolutely be pestering me for the Throne-Type Massage Chair Frontier Lord Ver.! 「断絶の槍 ＰｏＷ ＳｐＥ ＤｅＸ ４０％アップ 槍技補正（大） 物理防御無効 断絶 ＋ＡＴＴ」 「爆砕の大槌 ＰｏＷ ＳｐＥ ＤｅＸ ４０％アップ 装甲破壊内部破壊効果（大） 物理防御無効 爆砕 ＋ＡＴＴ」 The spear, 『Spear of Severance – PoW,SpE DeX 40% UP, Spear Technique Boost (Greater), Ignores Physical Defense, Severance, +ATT』, is a matching set with the 『Sword of Severance』. It’s around the level of mid-tier dungeon gear, so it should be plenty usable. And the hammer, 『Blasting Great Hammer – PoW SpE DeX +40% UP, Armor Destruction, Internal Destruction Effect (Greater), Ignores Physical Defense, Detonation, +ATT』, is brutally well-made. Yeah… I really shouldn’t make any morning stars!

The guys all complained that the ultra-formfitting sexy armor was too much, so I guess I’ll have to make a separate version for them. It’s a hassle, but I don’t want to see that either. Yeah. Hard pass.

And so, after selling the gear, I put the new innerwear for the armor sets up for sale, and it was a huge hit. Even though it’s called 『innerwear』, it’s really a tight-fitting long-sleeve high-neck top, spats, and knee-highs. But it boosts everything by 30%, covers resistances to physical, magical, and impact damage, plus all status effects, and even includes both 『Acceleration』 and 『Hardening』, a high-value piece of equipment. Still, please don’t just walk around the town in the spats like it’s normal, okay? Guys are already starting to fade into transparency again… It’s pretty lewd?

「「「Let’s dig in!」」」

Today’s breakfast is a buffet-style meal. Since the orphans aren’t dressed like Vikings, then yeah, it’s a buffet, not a Viking. I can’t really tell the difference. Is it just the helmet with horns or not? What is the difference, anyway?

There’s a picnic plan in the works, with some pool time soon too, but it’s by a river, so do Viking outfits even make sense in that case?

As for me, I’m scheduled to spend the day with Pres-san and the others, which means I’ll finally be learning healing magic from the Great Sage. And since she is the Great Sage, she’s, well, pretty Great, her innerwear clings tightly to all those round, swaying curves up top, and down below, her juicy, firm spats are snugly fitted, so I’m going to study her healing and recovery spells very carefully. I’m pretty sure all that healing and recovery is packed into those big bouncy things. I’ll need to look closely and figure out which part is which!

Still, even though I was pretending to look away while full-on staring with 『Rajingan』, I still got 46 glaring eyes. Ah, now with the Poster Girl and the Stalker Girl joining in, that’s Flat Stare from 50 eyes total! Does this call for a celebration or something? Maybe release some pigeons? Coo coo?

「Aim and fire!, But now that I think of it, if you shoot without aiming, that’s dangerous, right? Yeah, if you don’t aim properly, you’ll end up blasting your friendlies with a friendly-fire and get totally wiped out from a massive angry counterattack. So you have to aim carefully when you shoot! That’s the idea!」

I tried firing my shot.

「「「「Shut up and do it already! You keep yapping instead of shooting, making it difficult for us to fight!」」」」

I got scolded! But seriously, if you don’t aim when you fire, it’s dangerous, right? I mean, even if I don’t call it out, I do aim when I shoot. I just tried saying it with the older brother’s intonation, but I still got yelled at. So… are they on Younger Brothers Faction?

Since I’m not in the active combat party, there’s nothing for me to do during battle. I got bored and tried sniping with a modified single-shot Fire Bullet, and got yelled at for that too.

Armored Pres-san went with the athletic clubs girls and the culture clubs girls as part of the joint club raid. Slime-san’s probably busy bouncing around handling the Geeks and Idiots.

That leaves me with Dancing Girl-san, who still hasn’t caught up in level, tagging along with the Committee and the Bitch Team. We’ve split into three squads to work our way down through the mid-levels, and if it looks like we’re heading into the lower levels or a Dungeon Master fight, our group takes over. That said, even the Floor Bosses on levels 60 or 70 can be pretty dangerous, so we’re splitting to assist where needed.

「Spread out!」

「「「Jaa!」」」

A flurry of arrows rains down, followed by a pincer attack that leads into a perfectly coordinated two-front assault and ends in a complete encirclement-and-destruction maneuver. A flawlessly synchronized team attack, if I’ve even seen one. Although I do see some pretty flawless stark naked synchronized team action every night, I’m not going to mention it here. Still, if I had to give my personal opinion: I like clothed team action too! Yes, conquering the leather suits is now my sworn mission.

Dancing Girl-san is also participating as a tank today. She could probably wipe out everything on the 50-something floors solo with her Chain Dance, but she’s properly joining the coordinated strategy. Apparently, she can really play a tank role too. Normally she wields a greatshield while dodging everything like some untouchable evasion god, to the point where you wonder if she even needs a shield, but today, she’s holding the rear line as a defensive tank. Meanwhile, I, being the jobless guy, have nothing to do.

Also, now that everyone’s armor has gotten subtly more suggestive, I feel kinda guilty even just watching from behind. I joined in just to have something to do, and immediately got scolded again. Now I’m back to being bored.

I mean, just earlier, I helped by having the dungeon wall spawn a bunch of tentacles to catch enemies, but not a single person followed up! The hostility toward Highschool Boys is just too intense. I felt like I was lifting off the ground with all that pressure, like I’d spontaneously achieved lift from the hostile airflow, a kind of aerodynamic buoyancy. I’ve been separated from the team by boundary layers of blame and negative pressure, turning into an unbearably lightness air-like presence. Yeah. I’m bored.

Shield Girl joined the club-group party, and Elven Little Sister-san is now with the Committee group. Yet her coordination and combat ability are in no way inferior. I’ve heard that her Level was 70 something, but she’s really strong. Her armor-clad figure is all sleek curves, surprisingly seductive. Turns out, she really is an Erolf!

She’s got the full elf skillset, bows, magic, and finesse swords, but apparently she’s also good with whips. Her rare skill is 『Plant Magic』 and she’s flinging monsters away using living vine whips. A fellow tentacle-user, perhaps? She also has a technique similar to my own 『Magic Wrap』 called 『Spell Shroud』which coats her in magic, probably helping to compensate for her lower level. Maybe elves use a different kind of magic and skill system from humans? Back in the capital I occasionally saw some beastkin middle-aged men, but I hardly saw any elves. No dwarves in the weapon shops, either. The kingdom’s supposed to be one of the few nations without demihuman discrimination, but thanks to those corrupt nobles, their numbers have clearly dwindled. I should’ve burned them all down back then after all.

「「「Noo~, not the squirming thingie~!」」」

「It’s okay! It’s just a monster! Just a Spear Worm-san!」

No, like, monsters aren’t okay. I mean, we came here to defeat the monsters, right? They’re the enemy. So why are they sneakily glancing this way?

I start blasting iron dum-dum rounds, that I made a whole load of in advance, with Rock Bullet, and one by one, the 『Spear Worms Lv 58』 explode as their heads are blown off by the impact. As expected, it got less power than Fire Bullet, but since Rock Bullet just spins and launches the projectile, the MP cost is much lower. For the mid-layers, this seems more than sufficient.

「See? This light here~ is the light of healing. That’s healing magic~」

「Ooh, it’s bouncing!」

「「「What are you looking at!」」」

I’m learning Holy Magic from Vice Pres B while we’re walking, and she holds her hand out in front of her chest to summon the light. Yeah, since we’re walking, there’s a lot of bounce.

「Wait, can you stop lining up with morningstars before I even get a chance to say that it’s not what I meant? I mean, I didn’t mean that, and what I meant was completely, totally, entirely unrelated and distinct. I only muttered 『the light orb is bouncing』, that’s it! The way I’m now being unfairly suspected and accused despite being a pure and innocent Highschool Boy is exactly the sort of accusatory mindset that should be questioned instead. I did nothing wrong?」

I mean really, I’m out here seriously trying to grasp the true essence of magic, and this is the treatment I get? Those are some wild accusations. .

「But the orb wasn’t bouncing! Right before that, you clearly muttered, 『Boing Boing~!』 like you meant it! And the light orb wasn’t going even Wobble-Wobble!」

「「「GUILTY!」」」

I got yelled at. But like, if she’s holding her hand right in front of her chest, of course I’m going to see it. And if it’s bouncing all over the place, I’m gonna look, right? What am I supposed to do, not look? What kind of Highschool Boy would not look? That might even be more dangerous, like, in a whole other BL or LO kind of problematic Highschool Boy way, right? Either that or he’s a devout Flat Chest Faithful.

The Holy Magic light orb, 『Healing』, is grasped and contained with 『Holding』, then analyzed through 『Wisdom』. Since it’s healing magic, it probably only works when applied directly to the body…

「Go, Light Orb, Lightning Ball!」

(Boing~)

「What the, !? I-It bounced off!?」

「「「GUILTY! Where exactly were you aiming!?」」」

I-I don’t even know what just happened, but it bounced off! That wasn’t magic resistance or reflection or anything that trivial, no, it was large?

Apparently, you have to hold an image for healing for this to work. So it seems naughty thoughts can ruin it? I mean, come on, it went boing~! The Lightning Ball got flung off by that tremendous bounce and flew off somewhere. Where did it even go?

「No, listen, it was close, right? And like, I just thought, you know, maybe the balls would get along? Like, a kindred-sphere thing? I sent it off with care and sincerity, and it still bounced off! Boing! It got boinged! Is that even a verb?」

Got bounced, got boinged, got scolded, but now I’ve officially acquired 『Holy Magic』, and skipped over 『Sage』 straight into 『Great Sage』. Just like the bouncy one. Slime-san is probably bouncing around in celebration, too.

With this, I can now wrap myself in 『Healing』 and 『Recovery』 effects, so I should be able to endure self-destruction better than before. Apparently, there’s even a 『Bestow Boon』so there might be an effect that can help suppress the self-destruction entirely. Still, even though I now qualify as 『Great Sage』, I’m not going to use the 『Orb of Life』, out of concerns that it might do to my humanity. I have no idea how to use it, but it gives some really sus vibes. I mean, it had 『Art of Lovemaking』on it?