In Love With My Fierce Farming Wife!
Chapter 53 Snatching Food from the Tiger’s Mouth!_1

Chapter 53: Chapter 53 Snatching Food from the Tiger’s Mouth!_1

Not far from here, Zhou Ning was silently staring at the crazed chubby woman in the distance!

While searching for the traps he had set, he unexpectedly discovered one of the wild boar traps was missing!

There were many traces of wild boars struggling around!

Those boar traps were specially made by him, tethered tightly to a large tree. There’s no way a boar could free itself! Curious, he tracked down the traces and spotted this chubby woman with a piglet.

The piglet’s leg was caught in the boar trap he made!

And he had seen this plump woman in the afternoon. He didn’t expect a woman dared to stay overnight in Deicide Mountain!

Her courage is too much!

What surprised him even more was yet to come!

This plump woman actually started mumbling to the piglet!

The piglet seemed to be in great pain, struggling and squealing in her hands! It was then grabbed by the ear by this mad woman and smashed heavily into the mountain wall...

Didn’t she develop some kind of Devil Syndrome?

Zhou Ning knitted his brows, unsure whether he should step in to save the pig. Just as he was in two minds, Su Pan’er suddenly walked in his direction.

"Shoulder massage or back pounding, I can do it all. Where else can you find such good free labor like your piggy grandpa? You..."

The noisy little pig kept chattering without a break. Su Pan’er turned around impatiently and strode off.

Just a few steps later, she saw the hunter she had met in the afternoon looking at her with an idiotic gaze, causing Su Pan’er to halt her steps.

"You’re still here?"

How long had she been confused by this poison?

Su Pan’er had a sense of disorientation in time.

Zhou Ning raised an eyebrow: "Isn’t it me who should be asking you that question? Why haven’t you gone down the mountain yet, mumbling alone with a pig..."

"Oh! I got lost."

Su Pan’er casually made up an excuse.

The little pig behind her suddenly started laughing out loud, belly up and four little piggy legs raised to the sky.

"Ouch! Ouch, I’m dying of laughter! Too laughable..."

"Shut your pig mouth! Otherwise, I’ll roast and eat you up straight away!"

Su Pan’er lost her temper!

She turned back and scolded fiercely.

This made the sympathy on Zhou Ning’s face even more obvious: "Threatening a pig won’t help if you are lost. See? You just follow this mountain path straight down, and you’ll be able to get out of the mountain." He pointed out the path down the mountain, shook his head, and then turned to leave.

"Um, I got it!"

Su Pan’er touched her nose awkwardly, suddenly realizing her lame excuse.

The path downhill was so obvious, only a blind person could get lost! Watching the hunter’s retreating figure, she turned back to glare at the little pig.

But the little pig was laughing and rolling on the ground!

"Oh! Too funny! Too funny...you know what? He can’t hear me at all! He was just thinking that you were a crazy woman! Haha... because he can’t understand pig language!"

"What? What were you just saying?"

Su Pan’er frowned, grabbed the little pig in her hands.

The little pig frantically waved its short legs: "Ouch! Don’t pull, don’t pull your pig grandpa’s ears! It’s just... It’s just that he can only hear you talking to yourself because he can’t understand pig language!"

Can’t understand pig language?

Su Pan’er gasped! Now she was the one who really can’t understand pig language!

So, the pity on his face was because...he thought she was a fool!

With this thought, it made Su Pan’er even more furious!

"Damn it! It’s all because of you, stinky pig!"

While speaking, she violently threw the little pig...

Bang!

A hole was slammed into the ground, dust scattering! The little pig disappeared instantly...

Not far from the Mountain Spring, Su Pan’er finds a small mountain cave, deep enough that a chilling cold wind occasionally gusts out from it.

She picks a spot near the cave wall to shield from the wind and starts a bonfire.

The flames crackle softly and gradually turn the rabbit meat, skewered on a stick, into a golden-yellow hue, wafting a robust aroma around.

From time to time, she stokes the fire and turns the skewers, a savage smile on her face!

Although her original body was no culinary expert, Su Pan’er herself had quite a hand at cooking!

On the opposite side, was a small pig drooling with anticipation!

The little pig had a lump the size of an egg on its head as it stared at the roasting meat, its fan-shaped ears flapping incessantly. Behind its plump, rolling butt, a thin, tiny tail wagged in sheer joy.

At a fleeting glance, one might mistake it for not a pig, but a bulldog shaking its tail!

"Fat lady, this rabbit meat is sure to taste bad! If you don’t believe it, let your pig grandpa have a taste first, okay?"

"Hmph!"

Su Pan’er huffed coldly, ludicrously thinking that she’d fall for such a clumsy trick.

Does it think she’s a pig or something?

She flips the sizzling rabbit meat to continue roasting and takes a bite from one of the skewers.

Immediately, the little pig’s eyes widen in astonishment, its fan ears perk up, and drool trickles from the corner of its mouth. It stretches its neck and settles on Su Pan’er’s thigh, wagging its little pig tail vigorously!

"It smells so good! It smells great, fat lady..."

"Hmmm? Who are you calling a fat lady?" Su Pan’er’s round face shrinks suddenly in surprise.

"No no no! I mean...Pan’er! Good Pan’er, hehehe..."

The little pig’s eyes stay firmly locked on the food, appeasingly, "Just give your pig grandpa a few skewers, right? Or maybe just three..." It gestures with a pained expression on its face.

Another skewer of roasted meat disappears.

"No no no, two skewers, just two skewers! Okay?"

The roasted meat keeps dwindling.

"Then, then, then just one skewer will do... Awoo! You damn fat woman, your pig-grandpa will fight you to the bitter end!"

Watching the rabbit meat skewers disappeared into Su Pan’er’s mouth, the little pig finally couldn’t hold back its rage anymore!

Suddenly, it pounced on Su Pan’er, snatching food directly from her mouth!

Damn!

Su Pan’er couldn’t hold back a stream of curses!

Watching the pig crunching on the meat skewer, she shook her fist in fury: "You damn pig! If I don’t teach you a lesson today, I am not a Su! Stand still, don’t run!"

"You can’t catch me! Hehe..."

The little pig swiftly repositioned itself at the other end of the cave, proudly wagging its plump, rolling butt towards her and took a bite from a roasted meat skewer.

"Damn! I’m being despised by a pig today! Stand still, I’ll skin you alive!"

An enraged Su Pan’er gave chase. Despite the pig’s fat appearance, it was pretty nimble at escaping! One running, one chasing, man and pig had a merry time in the cave.

Just as she was in the throes of playing, a strong scent of blood suddenly filled the air.

She stopped in her tracks and instinctively sniffed the air. With her keen sense of smell for blood, she knew immediately that something was up!

She quickly stopped, hid in the dark of the cave, where she kept a watchful eye on the cave entrance.

After a moment, a massive shadow suddenly appeared at the entrance of the cave!

Bathed in the dim moonlight, a shadow with an intense smell of blood and a violent aura gradually stepped into the cave.

"Who’s there? Show yourself!"

Before Su Pan’er could say anything, the other party spoke first.

Picking up a faint silver gleam, Su Pan’er immediately recognized it, she could tell it was the reflection of a narrow sword blade!

——

From today onward, my lovely girl, Su Pan’er, has a new pet- a little Bama pig!

And it’s not just any pig, but one that does the cute act, sneaks food, plays dumb, and drools over pretty girls!

Many people can accept pets like cats or dogs. How about Su Pan’er having a cute Bama pig as a pet? Do you like it?

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