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Chapter 52: Even Truer Than a Pearl! _1
Chapter 52: Chapter 52: Even Truer Than a Pearl! _1
"Uh..."
Su Pan’er awkwardly touched her nose. How did she start crying out of the blue?
"Enough, hurry over! I’ll help you remove the Wild Boar Trap."
While speaking, she squatted down and waved at it.
The piglet’s two pig ears stood upright instantly, immediately stopping its crying. It tumbled and crawled over to her, staring at Su Pan’er with those small, shiny piggy eyes.
Its snout was almost stretched to the back of its skull, and its little tail was wagging even more happily!
"Can you help Grandpa Swine remove it?"
"Damn! You still want to be my pig grandfather? Go back and wake up from your dream!"
Su Pan’er gave a hard knock on the pig’s head with a Loud Chestnut.
"Ouch! You plump woman, you have no idea how to cherish the gentleness and grace. What if you knock your pig grandfather silly?"
"What to do then? Cold Boar’s Head Meat, how about that? Pig brains!"
She glanced at it, not taking its words seriously at all.
The piglet’s leg was firmly clamped by the Wild Boar Trap, but thankfully, the trap wasn’t very big and the wound wasn’t deep. Su Pan’er used her crafty strength to pry open the trap, saving the piglet’s leg.
Immediately, the piglet opened its mouth wide, and stars sparkled in its eyes!
"Wow— you’re so capable! Since I was clamped by the Wild Boar Trap, I’ve tried every method, but I was unable to break free. I can’t believe you’re so damn amazing!"
It couldn’t help raising its pig hoof.
Su Pan’er was rummaging through her basket backpack, took a plant with red and white flowers from it, crushed it in her palm, and applied it to the piglet’s leg.
She raised an eyebrow, "What method could you think of?"
This round body, these short little pig legs, can you actually reach the clamp?
"Naturally! Your pig grandfather has escaped all the way from there. I tried everything to break it open but couldn’t vent my frustration. Just when I saw you, so I... hehehe!"
Seemingly realizing it let its secret slip, the piglet quickly covered its own mouth!
The little eyes were rolling around wildly.
Su Pan’er was dressing up the piglet’s leg. Upon hearing this, her eyes immediately narrowed dangerously.
With a swift lift of her hand, she directly grabbed that big Fan Pig Ear: "Um--? What did you just say? Repeat it again!"
Did she accidentally reveal herself as the culprit behind this misfortune?
"Not me, really not me!"
The piglet hastily shook its two short pig legs: "Those illusions must be triggered by the hidden dangers in your body, which stirred up the Heart Demon. It was only provoked by me! You’re so fragrant all over, too fragrant, which made your pig grandfather irresistible, so..."
Su Pan’er was furious!
"Damn it! It was you who caused the trouble!"
She grabbed its ears, exerted her strength, and hurled its round body onto the ground heavily.
Bang! Bang bang...
"Aie! Aie, Grandpa Pig’s going to be smashed to death! Aie...Save me! Quickly save me! Grandpa Pig’s about to lose his life..."
The round pig body, just like a leather ball, smashed flat against the mountainside and quickly bounced back to its original shape, without leaving the slightest trace of injury. The pig’s mouth kept opening and closing, making a series of exclamations.
The scene was so vivid that it was unbearable to watch!
Su Pan’er inhaled in disbelief!
Unconvinced, she tried several more times, but still, not a single trace of injury! Su Pan’er was truly defeated by this creature!
What the hell is this thing?
"Aie! I’m not a ghost, I’m not! Quickly let your pig grandfather down, I’ll tell you slowly!"
The piglet was paddling its short pig legs, hung upside down in mid-air, looking terrified.
"You still want me to put you down? Wait until I cook and eat you, then you can chat with me all you want!"
With a twist of its pig’s tail, Su Pan’er poked it with a finger, making its round body spin in mid-air: "Think about it, your round body must have lots of meat, perfect for roasting!"
A scene of roasting pork immediately popped into her mind!
Fat and juicy pork continuously rotating on an iron rod, with a mouthwatering aroma! The droplets of oil falling into the charcoal fire, producing a sizzling sound...
The pig’s face instantly changed color, and it waved its small trotters repeatedly.
"No! I’m too skinny and wouldn’t taste good! I, I can talk to you to kill time, and I can help you with things. Please spare me my pig’s life! Woo woo..."
Su Pan’er slowly retracted her hand.
"Really?"
"Really! More real than a pearl." The piglet quickly nodded.
"Well then! Speak up, what happened earlier? And remember! Don’t even think about lying, or else...Hmph!"
Seeing the piglet’s eyes spinning around, Su Pan’er sternly scolded.
The piglet’s momentum instantly wilted.
"Actually, there’s not much to say! It’s just that, there’s a fragrant smell inside you, so delicious! So fragrant..."
The piglet’s saliva began to flow as it spoke!
Staring at Su Pan’er, its eyes gleaming.
Su Pan’er suddenly remembered, when she woke up, she saw that it was hugging her toes and eating happily. Could it be...
"Woo woo...That fragrant delicious thing is useless to you, and can even be said to be poison. But to your Pig Grandpa, it’s a great supplement, so...woo woo! I just couldn’t resist eating it!"
The piglet cried pitifully, covering its eyes with its trotters, while secretly peeping at her through a small opening.
"Poison?"
With a change of thought, Su Pan’er remembered those peculiar substances wreaking havoc in her body.
Could it be...
"Exactly! The hallucinations you had earlier were due to the sudden outbreak of this poison. If I hadn’t sucked it out in time, you would have died! Woo woo...And you treat your lifesaver like this?"
The piglet cried even more bitterly, its piggy snout twitching incessantly.
Su Pan’er immediately felt awkward!
Only then did she notice and observe her surroundings.
Upon closer inspection, isn’t this right beside the mountain spring she passed by earlier? The hole she dug when she dug up the wild mountain ginseng is not far behind her.
Recalling those vivid scenes, and the sensation when those Croco-Antelopes were ripping her flesh and bones, she suddenly got goosebumps.
Giving the piglet in her hand a glance, Su Pan’er slowly put down her hand.
"Is the poison that potent?"
Once it was free, the piglet immediately rolled over, wiggling its round body and waving its pig ears triumphantly.
"Don’t worry! Most of those fragrant substances have been sucked out by your Pig Grandpa. If the remaining ones get sucked out a few more times, they should be eliminated completely!"
"Oh..."
Su Pan’er nodded faintly, reacting the next moment to the thought of a pig following her...and was immediately enraged!
"You want a next time? Who allowed you to follow me? Scram!"
She suddenly stretched out her hand, slapped the piglet and sent it flying, and then turned to leave.
The piglet, now flattened against a stone wall, took a while to catch up.
"Don’t be like this! Those fragrant substances are of no use to you and are even harmful. Let me follow you from now on, and don’t worry! This Pig Grandpa is very useful..."
A certain persistent pest continued to chatter on.
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