I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 903 Trap

Chapter 903: Chapter 903 Trap

"You spouted six riddles in one breath, grinning at Master Bianji, "If you can’t even solve these simple riddles, I think you’d better not pretend to be some bullshit high monk anymore. Just find a hole and bury yourself!"

After saying this, you turned and walked away.

"Wait a moment, doesn’t Lord Luo want to know where your young servant is?"

Master Bianji’s face seemed somewhat anxious, for he realized that the little lolis behind him appeared lost in thought, and then they gave him a look of intense admiration. The problem was he didn’t know the answer to the riddle. If this went unresolved, he feared he wouldn’t be able to lift his head in front of the little lolis for a long time.

"What, you’re going to tell me?"

"If Lord Luo is willing to confess honestly, this poor monk will surely tell you the whereabouts of your young servant."

"Humph, humph, humph, very well, very good!" you laughed loudly, pointing at Master Bianji’s forehead and cursing, "Master Bianji, you’re doing great there! You’ve *** broken all of the nine precepts of Buddhism!"

"Lord Luo, please refrain from speaking recklessly. When have I ever broken the precepts?" Perhaps it was the loudness of your voice that attracted some of the artisans and novices, who were now slowly coming in to watch the spectacle, and you were just about to turn around and unleash a verbal attack on Master Bianji.

You looked around, then a smirk that others couldn’t understand spread across your face as you pointed straight at the two little lolis, "Brother will now tell you! First, the precept of lust! Don’t tell me *** about how virtuous you are! Being with a young woman in the Zen room, don’t say it’s just chatting and shooting the breeze, even reciting scriptures together is a violation!

"I..."

"Cut the *** excuses, her disguise as a boy here is solid evidence! Second, greed! You’ve been raking in the wealth of the common people! Third, false speech! Your mouth says one thing, but your heart means another! Fourth, extravagance! Everyone look at the material of the robe he’s wearing, and then look at what Master Xuan Zang wears!"

By this time, Master Bianji’s complexion had turned as pale as paper. He wanted to defend himself, but you overpowered him with your shout, "No need to explain, everyone here can testify! If you have the guts, strip off your clothes right now, otherwise, don’t whimper to me about it! As for the other precepts, I won’t elaborate further. I’ll now tell you the answer to the riddles! "In the south, there’s no fish, without mountains, there are no rocks, a man without a father, a woman without a husband, a tree without branches, Buddha City without a market."

"This..." Master Bianji was momentarily at a loss for words. Even after hearing the solution, he didn’t quite understand its significance.

"Your mother! This! You can’t put on airs anymore, and now all you can say is this this this this! Why didn’t your father just shoot you against the wall at conception, you disloyal and unfilial bastard! Keeping you is just polluting the air, damaging the environment, wasting food!" You turned to the crowd and said, "Everybody, read the first word of each riddle solution I just said!"

The onlookers thought for a moment, then in unison declared, "Namo Amitabha Buddha!"

"That’s right! It’s the same crap these bald donkeys blurt out at anyone they come across! Pah! High monks! If I were you, I’d find a hard wall and bash my head against it; better to die that way than to keep making a fool of yourself here!"

"You, you... you slander me, when have I broken the precepts! I haven’t broken them! I haven’t!"

Master Bianji was driven to the brink of hysteria by your verbal assault. Having been raised with privilege, he’d never been insulted like this, especially in front of so many people, and with someone he deeply admired standing behind him. Having lost his senses, he lunged forward and grabbed your collar, looking as if he wanted to devour you.

"Get your filthy paws off me! My collar is no place for your dirty hands!" Saying this, you slapped him hard, sending him flying like a punchbag against the wall, blood splattering on the spot.

Well, Master Bianji has just become Master Flat-as-a-Pancake!

"Damn! You can’t be serious, is this guy made of paper?" You walked over and checked Master Bianji’s nose, "Good, he’s not dead yet, still breathing. So, you Lowlife, you wreaked havoc on so many people, turns out your attribute is a cockroach, huh?"

"Hey! What are you standing around for? Hurry up and carry Master Bianji inside, tsk tsk, such a pity, that delicate little face is ruined. Alas, I wonder how many young maidens will be heartbroken."

After that, you swaggered off.

"You! Stop right there!" The little Lolita suddenly rushed up at this moment.

"What do you want? Planning to avenge your lover, are you?"

"You, you bastard! I told you earlier, I..."

"Alright, Brother doesn’t want to listen, Brother has important things to do." With that, you left without looking back, but no sooner had your front foot stepped out of the Huichang Temple than a bunch of Iron Armor Soldiers captured you.

"What are you doing!? Do you know who I am? I am You, Luo Cheng’s son!"

A sinister-looking man sneered as he stuffed a white cloth into your mouth, "How dare you cause trouble in Huichang Temple, take him away!"

Eventually, you were thrown into a cold, dark cell, tightly bound by the soldiers.

"Ptui! Ptui! Bastards! Remember this, one day I will pay you back double!"

"Young Master Luo!" Here at last, you heard a familiar voice. Shi Kai hurried over from the corner and quickly untied the ropes around you.

"Shi Kai, how come you’re here too?"

"I was caught right after I left the Huichang Temple."

"Damn, I knew this wasn’t going to be simple; there must be someone manipulating things from behind!" You punched the wall fiercely, and the wall showed a slight movement, but you didn’t bother to take a closer look.

"Young Master Luo, what should we do now? No one can inform Marshal Luo."

"This situation is too rough." You sat down in the corner of the wall, "These people even dared to capture me, their backing must be very strong. We must find a way to notify my father, or else we might be locked up for life."

Thinking up to this point, you felt that your actions were somewhat rash. Of course, this didn’t mean you regretted taking a stand for Shi Kai, but you should have been training harder. Although you could currently only ’Activate’ one ’Open Gate,’ that one technique was already immensely useful. You had to keep researching and breaking through, to open the other gates to secure a foothold in this world!

"Damn it!" This thought rekindled your anger towards the actions of the Immortal Sect. Suddenly, you punched the wall behind you with force, and with a "thud," three or four bricks were punched out by you, leaving a hole in the wall.

"Damn, what kind of weak wall is this? Could it be that the ancient times also had shoddy construction?" You vaguely felt that something was amiss, but there was no time to think more about it; without a second word, you activated the ’Open Gate’ and after a few fierce punches created a large hole in the wall.