I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 661: Thrilling_1

Chapter 661: Chapter 661: Thrilling_1

Seeing that she didn’t interfere, he spoke up, "This is a true story. Once, my mom was making marinated eggs at home. She boiled the eggs first, then peeled them, and marinated them. After they were marinated, I saw a particularly small egg that I thought was funny, so I sneaked one to eat. Later, my mom realized that one was missing and actually shouted in the kitchen, ’An egg has gone streaking!’"

Hu Jing had a high threshold for laughter, and she didn’t laugh, but at least she pursed her sexy little mouth as if to humor you.

Seeing that Hu Jing had some reaction, you then told another joke, "Say, there was a boy who was secretly in love with a girl, and he thought about having a chance encounter with her every day. Finally, one day, the boy came out of the bathroom after peeing and saw the girl washing her hands by the sink. Excited, he hurried over to wash his hands too. The girl smiled at the boy, and in his excitement, he said, ’Hey, hey, what a coincidence, you... you got pee on your hands too?’"

"Was that person you?"

The hint of a smile that had appeared on Hu Jing’s face instantly froze.

There was a murderous aura!

Hu Jing swept you with a scrutinizing look, making your back feel chilly.

This crow’s mouth!

You suddenly realized that, if you really had to chase a girl yourself, it would likely be quite difficult.

Turning back the way you came, you also found the BMW SUV. Hu Jing was still driving, and you were holding the Ring Head Knife, vigilantly scanning the surroundings.

Although you had doubts, seeing that Hu Jing remained tight-lipped, you temporarily gave up on digging deeper.

You silently thought to address the immediate predicament first.

The SUV left the small road and quickly started heading back, that is, toward Lingxi Tunnel.

After driving a short distance, Hu Jing stopped at a small fork in the road.

"What’s up?" you asked.

Hu Jing stretched out her slender jade finger and pointed to a little dot on the sat-nav, "Taking this road, and driving for a few minutes, there’s a gas station. We must refuel there, or there’s no way we’ll make it out of Lingxi Tunnel."

"If that’s the case, let’s head there and fill up!" No one enjoys walking when they have a car to drive.

"The problem is, you have to move those two cars blocking the road first, and deal with those three zombies," Hu Jing pointed out, gesturing toward a fork in the road not too far away.

"Phew—" You let out a long breath and nodded, "Okay!"

As soon as you got out of the car, you saw that Hu Jing had also stepped out. You couldn’t help but ask in surprise, "What are you doing?"

Hu Jing didn’t speak but just looked at you. After a while, she finally said, "Fatso, remember, you owe me a lot. Without my permission, you’re not allowed to die!"

"Don’t worry, I can’t die," you said with a smile, a sunny radiance spreading across your face.

"Hmph! I know you like me. If you die, I’ll find a handsome man, no, ten! And I’ll sleep with them, taking turns every day!"

"Damn, you wouldn’t dare! I can’t die for the life of me. It’s just three zombies, watch me turn them into human sticks!"

Wait a second!

How did I reflexively say that?

Who said I liked her?

It seemed that your behavior was once again controlled by that forcibly implanted memory, and at this moment, you didn’t even know who you really were anymore.

Forget it, don’t think about it for now. A real man should act spontaneously. Besides, this isn’t the real world—deal with the trouble at hand first!

He immediately drew out the Ring Head Knife and charged at the three slowly approaching zombies!

You sped up suddenly, a bright light flickered, and the head of the foremost zombie was chopped off by you. Twisting your body, you threw a kick that flipped over another lunging zombie, then smoothly stabbed the Ring Head Knife into the eye socket of another! Before the knocked-down zombie could get up, you finished it with a single slice, another head sent flying.

"Done!" You even took the trouble to wipe the blade on a zombie’s clothes before sheathing the knife.

"How’s that?" You turned around, striking a cool pose.

"Not great, if you dawdled any longer, you’d be zombie food by now," Hu Jing said, covering her smooth forehead with a helpless expression, as a horde of zombies was slowly encircling from not far away. Hu Jing drove the car over, then jumped out and took the lead in sitting in a sedan with a smashed front end. She said to you, "I’ll handle the direction, you just push from the front. We only need to clear one parking space."

"Okay!" You didn’t have much mood to act cool anymore; the zombie horde was gradually closing in. If you were surrounded, it would be the end of everything.

Running to the front of the sedan, you pushed hard. Hey, it wasn’t too heavy; with one push, the car started moving. Plus, due to the slope, the two of you quickly made enough space between the two cars.

"Run!" The zombies were now within arm’s reach. You quickly grabbed Hu Jing and sprinted towards the SUV.

"Bang!"

The car door slammed shut!

The SUV started hurriedly, but suddenly a zombie collided with it, right at the driver’s side door. Because Hu Jing hadn’t closed the window initially, that zombie actually managed to grab Hu Jing’s right hand!

"Mu Yun!" Hu Jing screamed sharply.

Seeing this, you barked urgently, "Duck your head!"

Hu Jing bent her upper body down sharply, and you drew your knife and thrust, shattering the glass and also piercing through the zombie’s head.

"Drive!"

Hu Jing slammed on the gas, and the dead zombie let go and was flung out.

"Next time, make sure to shut the windows tight! Some of these bastards have adapted to human bodies, they can even run faster than us!"

Hu Jing ignored you, her eyes wide as she stared ahead, the speed of the SUV increasing rapidly!

"Hey, you’re driving too fast, it’s going to be trouble once we pass the gas station."

Hu Jing still didn’t respond.

"Hey!"

You suddenly shouted, causing Hu Jing to stomp hard on the brakes, and the car slid for several meters before stopping—"Wuu, wuu—"

Hu Jing suddenly flung herself at you, crying like a frightened little girl.

You sighed with relief, fearing the most that Hu Jing was over-shocked. Now that she was able to cry, it couldn’t be better. In fact, the scene just now would frighten anyone—Hu Jing was so close to death then. If the zombie had grabbed Hu Jing hard, she would have been finished.

Hu Jing cried continuously, her body trembling slightly with her sobs, terribly scared.

"It’s okay now, you’re safe," you said gently, patting Hu Jing’s back. Speaking of which, Hu Jing was indeed wearing very little. Thankfully, the zombie hadn’t broken her skin, or you really wouldn’t know what to do.

Slowly releasing Hu Jing, you then took off your long-sleeve jacket and put it on her, "After we reach the gas station, I’ll look for some clothes. It’s too dangerous to have your skin exposed."

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