I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 660 You Have Another Little Lover_1

Chapter 660: Chapter 660 You Have Another Little Lover_1

Early in the morning, the sun shone brilliantly as ever, and the leisurely birdsong drifted slowly into the Zen monastery on the morning breeze.

"Cough! That, Jingjing, I seem to recall you saying last night you wanted to be my new..."

"Scram! Dream on, you big-headed springtime daydreamer, why would I ever fall for a dead fatty like you!" Hu Jing jumped up like a fox with its tail stepped on and screeched at you, "And stop calling me Jingjing, it sounds so disgusting!"

Speaking of fat, why has the flab on my body seemingly evaporated overnight?"

"How would I know! And when did I say you were a pig? Aren’t you afraid you might get poisoned by eating it?" Hu Jing looked at you with a face full of disdain.

"Well, I was just craving for it at the time, and besides, these strawberries don’t look poisonous at all, and this is a Zen monastery, why would the monk poison his own strawberries?"

"Hmph!"

Hu Jing glared at you fiercely, then threw a piece of dried beef into her mouth and chewed it vigorously, as if the dried beef she was chewing was you yourself.

Despite her outward demeanor, you could still deeply feel her concern for you.

The reason why you are currently entangled with Hu Jing is to figure out one thing, that is, the true identity of this Hu Jing before you.

One thing you can confirm for sure is that Hu Jing is not Zhao’er!

But at the same time, Hu Jing is definitely not a virtual character from within the array barrier, she must be from the real world, just like you!

But who is she?

How did she get in?

Why did she appear by your side?

After being poisoned, in your groggy state, you heard Hu Jing call you "Brother Yun," a name you hadn’t heard in many years.

It was a memory that had been buried for years and belonged only to you — no Xiao Feng, no Er Ya, and certainly no Zhao’er, just you and a girl called Su Su.

It was when you were nine years old, during the summer vacation of that year, when your heartless mother once again ditched you at Chaotian Village.

In the woods behind the mountain, you met a little girl named Su Su, who was a year younger than you and who called you "Brother Yun."

Memories from childhood are mostly ignorant and blurry. After so many years, the impression of Su Su had faded. Still, you never expected to hear this name again, stirring up the long-buried memories in your heart.

As for Hu Jing, she was still sulking. She knew very well that what happened to you was not as simple as eating some expired strawberries. Because no strawberry could turn a person into a wild beast, a monster!

Hu Jing had every reason to believe that if she had chosen to run away at that time, she definitely wouldn’t have seen the sun today.

"By the way, why do I feel so much lighter?" you said while standing in the monastery, continuously checking your body.

In Hu Jing’s eyes, your body had slimmed down to its original state, and now you indeed looked like a handsome young man.

"Hey, can I move freely now?"

You hadn’t noticed at first, but now you realized that the wound on your right thigh didn’t hurt anymore. When you unwrapped the bandage, you found that the wound on your thigh had already scabbed over.

"This is just too magical! Could it be that these strawberries are some kind of miracle elixir?"

"Do you think this is a martial arts novel or something?" Hu Jing cast an annoyed glance at you.

"It’s a pity the strawberries are all gone, and the last one got squished. Can’t eat it now."

With your comment, Hu Jing took a closer look at the crushed strawberry by her feet. The strawberry itself didn’t look much different; it looked just like any ordinary strawberry as she inspected it. Eventually, Hu Jing gave up, hoping only that you wouldn’t go crazy again. However, somewhere deep inside, she felt that these strawberries might have some connection to the Demon Pill the old monk had mentioned.

"Li Muyun you idiot, don’t touch those strawberries!"

Hu Jing saw that you had found some fresh strawberries in the Zen garden and immediately shouted, but it was too late; you had already swallowed two.

"They’re just strawberries. If you’re not going to eat them, it would be a waste not to." Of course, you were oblivious to whatever was happening to you, but Hu Jing was somewhat relieved that after you ate the two fresh strawberries, nothing unusual happened, so she finally took a deep breath.

"Here, have one, really, it’s not poisoned." You offered a strawberry to Hu Jing. After a slight hesitation, she eventually ate one. It was really sweet, much more so than your average strawberry, and not sour at all—a very peculiar taste.

"How is it? Tasty, right? This old monk’s strawberry-growing skills are quite impressive."

Hu Jing looked at you with annoyance: "What do you plan to do next? I dare not stay in this place any longer; those people might come back."

You scratched your head and furrowed your brows as you said, "Since there’s danger here, we definitely have to leave. Looks like we’ll have to find another car to get away."

"We should get going while it’s still early," you said as you stood up and extended your hand to Hu Jing, "Let’s go."

Hu Jing was momentarily stunned; under the sunlight, there was an unusual brilliance to you, and she could feel as if her heart had contained a small deer, leaping vigorously within.

She lowered her head slightly, not wanting you to see her awkward state, "Let’s go, let’s go, I don’t want to stay in this godforsaken place another minute."

Though these were her words, when it came time to leave, Hu Jing couldn’t help but look back. Here, she had taken the initiative to kiss someone for the first time in her life, whether inside the array barrier or in real life.

"By the way, Jingjing, do you know a girl named Su Su?"

Upon hearing your question, Hu Jing’s delicate body stiffened slightly; she turned to look at you, a sneer emerging on her face: "What, besides Zhao’er, do you have another little lover named Su Su?"

"No, no, don’t get me wrong; she was a good friend of mine when we were kids. I just thought you kind of reminded me of her, so I asked."

"That pick-up line is so outdated, okay? Try something new next time."

Saying this, Hu Jing turned the back of her head to you and started walking away on her own.

"How about I tell you a joke?"

After walking a short distance and seeing that Hu Jing was still not paying much attention to you, you took the initiative to speak.

Hu Jing still didn’t react, but you started telling the joke anyway, "So, a man goes to see a urologist and the doctor asks what’s wrong. The man says, ’You can’t laugh after I show you.’ The doctor nods, and then the man pulls down his pants, revealing that his little brother is only as thick as a matchstick. The doctor bursts out laughing, and the man gets furious, saying, ’It’s been swollen like this for days, and you’re still laughing!’"

"Lowbrow."

Hu Jing said coldly, clearly not amused.

Looking at Hu Jing, you gave an awkward laugh: "I’ve got another joke."

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