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Chapter 950 The Mule of the Production Team Isn’t Even This Tired (400+ Monthly Ticket Update)

Chapter 950: Chapter 950 The Mule of the Production Team Isn’t Even This Tired (400+ Monthly Ticket Update)

Suizi called a halt, and Yu Jingting really stopped.

Chen Tong rushed over like a madman, his fists raised to hit him.

Let’s not mention that he’s only twelve now, even if he grew up, it wouldn’t be possible for him to be Yu Jingting’s opponent.

Yu Jingting raised an eyebrow.

"What’s the matter, you want to humiliate yourself? Tell me, how do you want to die? I’m in a good mood today. Do you want to be thrown into the river to feed the fish or into the sea?"

Suizi knew that if Yu Jingting got serious, he could cripple Chen Tong.

She quickly moved closer and whispered a few words in his ear.

Chen Tong tried to sneak attack, but Yu Jingting didn’t even glance at him properly. With just a twist of the hand around his neck, Chen Tong’s face turned beet red. He clenched his teeth and didn’t shout. He cared about saving face too.

"Are you sure? This guy is also reborn? The great scientist who saves people from fire and water and maintains world peace? Him? Does he have that kind of nobility?" Yu Jingting looked Chen Tong up and down, shaking his head.

"Wife, I think you’ve been fooled by him. This kid, how should I describe him... from a distance, he’s a mess, up close, he’s a backstabber, and if you look closer, oh, isn’t this Chen Tong?"

A mean-spirited person with no morals who is inherently bad, that’s Yu Jingting’s assessment of Chen Tong.

So far, Yu Jingting has never misjudged anyone.

As for this kid, Yu Jingting believed not even gods descending from heaven could reform him. With a black heart, not to mention being reborn once, even reviving him several lifetimes wouldn’t turn him into a good person.

"Wife, clear your head. If he had such nobility, then our Tieqiu and Tiebing could climb trees. That little who from who’s family, based on what you are saying, you were carrying a great responsibility in that world, right?"

"Hmph." Chen Tong turned his head, unwilling to deal with him.

"I don’t want to hold back someone with such a heavy responsibility—how about this, I’ll send him back. I’ll hit him so hard his soul leaves his body. This world will be rid of an eyesore, and that world will gain a great hero who saves mankind, tsk tsk tsk."

As soon as Yu Jingting opened his mouth, it was full-on verbal assault. Chen Tong simply couldn’t match his verbal firepower.

"I’m not leaving! I’ll annoy you to death!" Chen Tong forgot that just moments ago he was shouting about not being able to live and wanting to die, his fighting spirit rekindled by Yu Jingting.

"Oh wow, you might have to wait ten thousand years. Annoy me to death? You? Short and always causing trouble, even if you liken yourself to a toad hoping to irritate people without biting, that has to be with the right person. I’ve only ever seen toads squashed by people, never heard of someone being annoyed to death by a toad, haha!"

Yu Jingting was still holding his arm, not taking him seriously at all, even stretching out his other hand, and using the finger he usually picks his nose with, he pressed it against Chen Tong’s philtrum.

"Come on, you’re not convinced, are you? Bark at me, bite me, see if you can?"

"Argh!" Chen Tong, frustrated and enraged, forgot that he was supposedly a world-class scientist in his thirties and tried to bite.

How could he possibly reach from that position? After trying to bite and exhausting himself half to death, he didn’t even come close to touching Yu Jingting.

Yu Jingting’s actions were low on damage but high on insult.

Suizi was about to intervene, but seeing Chen Tong argue with Yu Jingting showed he still had some liveliness, so she let it be.

That was still better than his utter despair and death-seeking behavior.

"Rude, brute! Shameless! Despicable!" Being completely overpowered, Chen Tong could only resort to insults.

Yu Jingting only found it more amusing, pointing at Chen Tong, he said to Suizi:

"Wife, why is he so tongue-tied? Look at how clumsy he is, he doesn’t even know how to insult properly? I was insulting people better than him when I was three years old!"

Suizi replied quite seriously to that question:

"Maybe it was my poor education. When he was little, I told him not to curse at people. Saying bad words is not what good children do, so he’s always at a loss in a fight... It’s my fault for holding the kid back. At least our boy and girl twins have been taught by you to be quick-witted with their words."

Suizi sincerely thought that being verbally inept was disadvantageous, as it put one at a loss during arguments and added frustration afterwards.

"Chen Hansui, how could you side with this ruffian!" Chen Tong roared.

Yu Jingting loosened his grip on the acupoint between the person’s eyebrows and punched him right on the top of his head.

"Little bastard, you dare to call my wife by her name? I’ll break your teeth."

"You wouldn’t dare!"

"Wanna try?" Yu Jingting crooked his finger.

Chen Tong’s lips pressed tightly together, genuinely afraid that Yu Jingting would break his teeth.

"Hmm, I feel relieved now. I’ll drive, Jingting, you take good care of guiding him. The kid has been a bit traumatized witnessing the death of a relative right before his eyes."

Suizi felt it was great to have Yu Jingting around. When it came to educating a wild child, he truly was the expert.

The former bear king dealing with a bear cub, the specialization was just perfect.

"I want to go home!" Chen Tong turned around to leave.

Yu Jingting stuffed him into the car, and, to prevent the brat from running away, resigned himself to sitting in the back seat to keep a watch.

This immense sense of oppression nearly caused Chen Tong to collapse.

"Yu Jingting, your wife casually adopts a son, doesn’t that bother you? Do you actually see yourself as my dad?" Chen Tong tried to stir up trouble.

A normal man faced with a sudden extra son, shouldn’t he object?

"You’d better not try to establish any relationship with me, claiming I’m your dad would likely get me struck by lightning. With the despicable things you do, Thor might smite you on a rainy day, and me just being close could get me struck too."

"Then, can’t you just let me go?"

"Wishful thinking. You rotten kid, do you know how many years you’ve caused my wife distress? I have to interrogate you first before I can trust you. Not sure if you’re human or a ghost, should I let you endanger society and continue to upset my wife?"

"Chen Hansui—" Chen Tong started to call out to Suizi but, seeing Yu Jingting crack his knuckles, shut his mouth decisively.

After struggling for a while, he barely came up with a passable form of address.

"Sis... You’re such a smart woman, why tell him the truth? Aren’t you afraid he’ll betray you? You revealed to him our origins so easily, what if he lets it slip?"

Yu Jingting let out a breath. This scumbag was full of malicious intentions, failing to stir up trouble with him, now trying to provoke his wife?

"I told him because Jingting is the person I trust most. In marriage, we are one, we don’t keep big secrets so we can present a united front. How can a couple live well if they can’t trust each other and always be on guard?" Suizi’s response only made Chen Tong feel even more emo.

Trying to sow discord and instead he got fed a mouthful of dog food!

She trusted this man so much, and this damn man was in such perfect harmony with her.

Chen Tong felt this couple was mad! Their reactions were anything but normal.

"Listen up, it doesn’t matter who you are, where you’re from, or what your past identity was. Starting today, you have one identity: you, Chen Tong, are a debtor who owes my wife a huge sum of money. You can’t die until you’ve paid off your debt."

"He doesn’t owe me money though; he had scholarships when he was studying, and after starting work, he has given me quite a lot of money. He has paid back everything I spent on his upbringing, and more," said Suizi.

"Has he paid off the motherly love?"

Chen Tong was left speechless, the remark hitting him right in the heart.

Yu Jingting bared his teeth and grinned malevolently.

"From now on after school, come straight to my house. With you there, our nanny can knock off work, brewing tea, pouring water, doing laundry, cooking, picking up kids, tutoring, cleaning the toilet, sweeping the pigsty, scooping out the toilet, and carrying the gas can—"

"Since when do we have pigs at home?" Suizi curiously asked.

"Not enough pigs in the pig farm for him to take care of? If there are no conditions, I will create conditions to make him pay his debt!"

"What are you, some big animal of burden?!" Chen Tong, frustrated, headbutted him—the mules from the Production Team weren’t as burdened as him!