I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 835 What a Fart

Chapter 835: Chapter 835 What a Fart

"Wife, don’t worry, even if you scream your lungs out tonight, no one will hear you."

"..."

Suizi stood speechlessly in front of the room door, watching Yu Jingting stagger as he walked.

He’s this drunk and still thinking about that?

Yu Jingting was truly happy today, having had a few drinks with his buddies.

It was mainly those guys, who were envious and jealous of Jingting for having a good wife, and firmly decided to get him drunk.

Yu Jingting, a man who always had to win, kept up with them and drank round for round, ending up with both sides suffering.

He could barely walk straight, his tongue seemed to swell up, yet there he was, hugging Suizi and talking nonsense.

Suizi rolled her eyes and took the keys from his hand.

The door had been opened for almost five minutes and was still not unlocked.

Struggling just to unlock a door, yet spouting ’grand ambitions’!

Of course, you can never talk back to a man who’s drunk and bragging, so Suizi supported him with one hand, and humored him with her words.

"Yes, yes, you’re right!"

She vowed never to let this guy drink so much again, struggling to open the door while supporting him with one hand.

The hotel was carefully chosen by Yu Jingting; Suizi had originally wanted to stay at the dormitory of his work unit.

But Yu Jingting, with all seriousness, said that the dorms had metal frame beds, which were not suitable for her.

Suizi thought he was being considerate of her, afraid the metal bed would make her back ache.

In the end, the guy exposed his true nature in three sentences, saying metal beds weren’t sturdy and would fall apart if two people moved around too much.

So, he meticulously selected a rather large hotel.

"This sound insulation is amazing, my wife, hurry up and praise me!" Yu Jingting said as soon as he entered the room, immediately letting go of Suizi.

He was now standing firm on his legs and his eyes shone brightly, full of life.

Suizi was inwardly collapsing. Was this guy really drunk or not?

She saw the man in front of her smiling slyly with his hands on his hips.

"I’ve observed that there are a lot of foreigners here."

"So?"

"So, the sound insulation is definitely superb! Your man here has traveled north to south over the years and has seen enough to have an eye for this!" Jingting concluded with pride.

Suizi felt utterly powerless. Men, huh!

To prove his point, Yu Jingting put his hands on his hips and yelled, "Is anyone next door?"

"..."

All was silent, leaving Yu Jingting extremely satisfied. See, what did he say? The place he chose had to be reliable!

"Come on, wife, to celebrate how great the soundproofing is in this room, let’s take a bath~"

Separated by a wall, Que Wuyu, holding a bowl of instant noodles, looked puzzled.

Did he just hear something strange?

It sounded like someone was shouting if anyone was there?

He listened intently again for a while but heard nothing more.

Que Wuyu shook his head.

He must have heard wrong. Ever since he saw Yu Jingting and his wife at the food stall, he had been feeling a bit out of sorts, absent-minded.

Losing interest in tasting local delicacies, he returned to the hotel to eat instant noodles alone.

All misfortune probably started with that "Is anyone next door."

Just as Que Wuyu finished preparing his noodles, he heard a strange noise from the next room.

After one noise came another.

Que Wuyu’s face went from red to white. He raised his hand, intending to knock on the wall to remind his neighbors to be mindful.

"Yu Tiegen! You bastard!"

That shout froze Que Wuyu’s hand in midair, his fingernails digging into his flesh.

Was it... her?!

"Can’t lighten up! You miss me to death or what!"

Yu Jingting’s annoying voice came through the wall, and Que Wuyu felt as if several bolts of lightning struck him at the same time, charring him on the outside while leaving him tender on the inside.

Just how unlucky was he?!

He simply didn’t want to see them being all lovey-dovey during meals, which is why he hid in the hotel to eat instant noodles.

And of all the bad luck, he ended up staying next to those two!

And had to listen to their live broadcast!

Que Wuyu was so angry that his whole body trembled, but the man next door who was drunk and energetically acting crazy, was now speaking without any filter.

Every word was like opening a whole new world for Que Wuyu.

Speaking of Yu Jingting, normally he seemed quite respectable, and he was said to have graduated from Tsinghua University, a top-notch student—yet behind closed doors, he spoke nothing but filth as if his mouth was lubed up with laxative.

Que Wuyu found it even harder to imagine how Suizi, such a gentle and tranquil woman, could tolerate such a vulgar man?

The occasionally subdued voices from next door cruelly informed him that she not only accepted it but seemed... to quite enjoy it.

Que Wuyu was so angry that he stopped eating his noodles, burying his head in his pillow, trying to use it to muffle his own sound.

"Don’t worry, the soundproofing is really good, you won’t hear a thing~" Yu Jingting’s irritating voice came again, and Que Wuyu, unable to bear it any longer, sat up with a stony face.

He shouted with a volume he had never used in his life:

"Good soundproofing my ass!!!"

After that shout, the world went silent.

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Suizi was dying of embarrassment, flailing her fists and smashing them against Yu Jingting.

Great soundproofing, huh!

No one’s listening, right!

Keep shouting, why don’t you!

!!!

Yu Jingting, unfazed by his wife’s flurry of punches and kicks, was actually very angry.

Because the uncooperative jerk next door had thrown him off his game, which was intolerable.

He got up and was about to kick the wall when Suizi, already on the brink of exploding, covered his mouth, begging him to keep it down, as she simply could not bear the embarrassment!

The only consolation was that this was an unfamiliar place, a hotel, and outside, no one would recognize her, so she hadn’t lost face completely... Suizi decided she would get up before dawn the next day to check out!

She would cover her face with a scarf and dash out while no one was watching!

This dark Chapter of her life, she must forget!

Yu Jingting was stopped by his wife and didn’t get to curse.

But sitting on the bed and looking at his watch, he felt most of his drunkenness had subsided.

"Only half an hour... too embarrassing, no, wife, we need to go again! We must show the person next door my true strength!"

Suizi, wide-eyed and furious, firmly kicked him, imploring him to have some shame, to have some sense!

Was this the time to exhibit competitive desires?

Yu Jingting felt aggrieved but with his wife no longer cooperating and even threatening to kick him out, he could only grumble and give up, then took his wife for another bath.

While they blissfully fell asleep, Que Wuyu next door was suffering from insomnia.

Every time he closed his eyes, all he saw was Suizi’s smile and every nuance of her expression.

And the sounds he had just heard...

Scenes of the two of them entwined involuntarily appeared in his mind, and if the person with her had not been Yu Jingting but him—

Que Wuyu shook himself, what was he thinking of?!

Yet his brain, as if cursed, kept repeating the sentence over and over, that if the person with her had been him...

Suizi woke up early, while Yu Jingting was still deep in sleep, his drinking more than usual, making him sleep more soundly than on regular days.

Suizi wanted to check the time on her watch but just as she sat up, something felt off.

Her nose caught a strange scent, and her eyes seemed covered by something, blurring her vision.

Suizi instinctively reached for the lamp, and just as she pulled the cord, she heard a loud crash.

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