I am chasing a rough man in the 80s
Chapter 831 The Importance of Background Checks (Update for 350+ Monthly Tickets)

Chapter 831: Chapter 831 The Importance of Background Checks (Update for 350+ Monthly Tickets)

They stripped him naked and smeared sugar all over his body.

They even slathered extra on the important parts.

Tied to the tree in front of the widow’s house, these weren’t just empty words for Yu Jingting.

He actually did it.

Frank thought that since Yu Jingting dressed in a suit and held a diploma from a prestigious school, he was an easy target, a simple man.

Who would have thought that this Boss Yu had a rebellious streak in his early years and was never easy to deal with from the start.

"This just shows the importance of doing a background check..." The second strongest muttered to himself as he looked at the still dazed Frank.

Thinking to himself, could this guy have gotten this far if he had an aide as astute and capable as the eldest sister-in-law?

When Yu Jingting started doing business, he never mentioned his father-in-law’s background.

And they all tacitly agreed not to mention their own origins.

People from the capital who came to develop in the Special Zone started from scratch, not wanting to rely on their family’s shadow, but this didn’t mean they were easy targets.

If Frank had any brains, he would’ve investigated Yu Jingting’s background before trying to mess with him. Not understanding such a simple concept meant he deserved his bad luck.

"Stop drinking and have this." Suizi peeled a lollipop and put it in his mouth, "You haven’t eaten in two days, so have some sugar to prevent fainting."

"From my son?" Yu Jingting raised an eyebrow, "Robbing the cradle, huh?"

He knew all too well how possessive his son was over his food.

"Everyone’s been very worried about you." With just one sentence, Suizi summed up the hardships of these past days.

"Silly girl, haven’t I come back?" Yu Jingting kissed her hair gently, seeing her eyes slightly red, "I haven’t had my fill of such a beautiful wife; how could I possibly be willing to die."

"...???" The fifth brother, standing close by, couldn’t believe his ears and casually cleaned them out. What did he just hear the eldest say, "not had my fill"?

"Yes, you’re right about everything." Suizi nodded.

The fifth brother’s mouth dropped open a little wider, like...?

"Sister-in-law, if he’s kidnapped you, just blink and tell me; you’re not usually such an obedient little wife, are you?"

Where was that domineering queen who had led them in a honey trap and captured Frank?

And who was this girl, nestled in a man’s arms, whimpering?

"My wife is timid, what’s all this noise about?" Yu Jingting patted Suizi, then whispered something in her ear.

Although no one else could hear, judging from Suizi’s blushing face, it was undoubtedly something racy.

"She... timid?" The fifth brother couldn’t find his voice anymore. If the eldest sister-in-law was timid, then there would be no bold women left in the world, right?

"Sister-in-law, are you born under the sign of the faucet? Are these tears specially saved up to flow when you see the eldest brother?" The second brother teased.

Just a moment ago, the sister-in-law who was screaming to consume people had now become someone vulnerable and pitiable.

If it weren’t for what they had all witnessed of Suizi’s harsh side, they might have believed it.

"Actually... I cried on the way here too, I’m just someone with a low threshold for tears." Suizi, with a sob in her voice, buried her face in Yu Jingting’s arms, finally letting the tears she’d been holding back all day flow freely.

The brothers were at a loss.

Given the things Suizi had done, she was definitely tough, but at this moment, her delicate and pitiable appearance was not an act.

The fifth brother felt a lump of frustration in his chest, chewing over it for a good while before realizing that what he was feeling was envy.

"Boss, how exactly did you manage to chase Sister-in-law home? It certainly can’t be the version you first told us, can it?"

At this, Suizi poked her head out from Yu Jingting’s embrace and asked curiously, "What version did he tell you?"

"The eldest brother said, one day when he was working in the field, you passed by, saw him, and couldn’t move on. You insisted on marrying him with tears in your eyes."

"What the hell are you talking about!" Yu Jingting’s face grew hot, as even a fool would realize the sheer nonsense of his drunken bluster.

"Mmm, everything he said is true; I’m hopelessly infatuated with men and just had to cry and beg to marry him," Suizi nodded emphatically, generously saving Yu Jingting’s face.

"Cough, cough..." Yu Jingting felt even more guilty, regretting ever having boasted such a tale.

Meeting the teasing gazes of the second and fifth, Yu Jingting glared back.

"What are you looking at? I was the one blowing my own trumpet; worst comes to worst, I’ll just kneel and scrub the washboard. It was me she set her sights on and clung onto, refusing to leave until I married her. So what if I bragged? If you’re jealous, find yourselves such good wives!"

"..." That hit home.

The brothers couldn’t manage a laugh.

If they could find a wife like Suizi, kneeling and scrubbing the washboard would be a sweet burden indeed.

Seeing that the rain was about to fall, everyone quickly propped up the rain shelter.

The rain poured down in sheets, and Suizi and the others ate peanuts under the shelter, while poor Frank, towed behind the boat, was out of luck.

The downpour all fell on his face, and it woke him.

"Ah!" Frank let out a scream.

The rain mixed with hail battered down; he had nowhere to hide and screamed at the boat in front like a slaughtering pig, "Let me up quick!"

"What the hell are you blabbering about? Hey, suddenly I can’t understand ’bird language.’ Maybe I’m too hungry, and it’s causing language system issues?" Yu Jingting hugged his wife, his spirits reviving.

"Let me up! Damn hail is going to kill me!" Frank finally gave up speaking English and started ranting in his Hong Kong Mandarin.

"Wow, so you haven’t forgotten the language that your "ancestors" left you? Then why the hell are you pretending with me?"

"You damn mainlander, you dare to treat me like this, my family won’t let you off! I’ll make you pay! Just you wait—," Frank cursed furiously.

Before Yu Jingting could respond, Suizi, who was nestled in his arms, suddenly stood up.

"Our ’entire family’ is waiting to see how you’re going to make us pay," Suizi took a deep breath, then suddenly bent down to grab the half-finished bottle of liquor and knocked it back in several gulps.

Yu Jingting didn’t have time to stop her.

Half a bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou had gone down her throat.

Suizi never drank at home; she was truly infuriated now.

"Are you done farting your nonsense? Do you think your farts could patch up the ozone layer?" Suizi pointed at Frank.

She mixed Dongbei dialect, Cantonese, and English as she spoke.

Yu Jingting’s eyes widened in shock.

His two brothers all turned their gaze on him, and Yu Jingting quickly waved his hands.

"Not me! She invented that herself!"

And so began the Suizi Language Show.

She started cursing in dialects, Mandarin, Cantonese, and an array of other languages including English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Russian.

"From the day you were born, all you knew was to count ’12345679,’ you know why? Because you’re a ’Du bastard,’ a bloody fool!"

"Your murky eyes are like the phlegm stuck in an old lady’s throat for eight years, know why eight years? Because you’re always the forgotten one, ’wangba,’ Du bastard! That’s why even the old lady needs to remind you!"

"Thank goodness you changed nationalities, otherwise our Chinese Civilisation of five thousand years would have suffered because of your ’b’ face!"

"You are a jerk! A mutated amoeba from the cesspool! Merde! A piece of solid waste!"

In his whole life, Yu Jingting had never seen Suizi like this; he licked the corner of his mouth, finding her swearing utterly to his taste, it even got a reaction out of him!

Frank was left gasping for air at Suizi’s scolding, and with a headache from the hail, his eyes rolled back and he fainted from anger.

"Wake him up for me! I haven’t finished communicating with him yet!!!"

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