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Chapter 99 - 94 Yao Han: Brother, I’m begging you

Chapter 99: Chapter 94 Yao Han: Brother, I’m begging you

[Korean Chosen One: Pu Daogui, failed the challenge (Madhouse Villa).]

[The Strange will arrive in 120 seconds, descending upon the city of Datian, wreaking havoc for 48 hours.]

Yao Han slowly approached, drawing out a blood-stained blade.

(ʃƪ⁰̷̴)꒨(⁰̷̴)"Hmm, very good, the final struggle before death, still using hands and feet, tsk, you just saved me the trouble of tenderizing the meat, yay! Perfect!"

Then she actually started cutting the flesh on the spot.

Truly: Fresh sashimi!

The barrage from Korea first mourned.

Then they started cursing.

[Aish! Lust-blinded fool, got what he deserved, thinking simida! IP: Korea]

[It’s all his fault! Our poor Datian suffers because of his stupid act! IP: Korea]

[Whimper, our upper echelons have shit for brains, what choice do we have now but to seek shelter from Dragon Country? IP: Korea]

Apart from those full of indignation.

Some Koreans understood Pu Daogui.

After all, with a woman of that caliber seducing like that, as a man, it’s excusable to accidentally fall for it.

Of course, while they might understand in their hearts, their mouths didn’t stop berating him!

In addition to the two types above, some weird and eccentric barrage comments mixed in.

[Sss, such a shame, man, at least take off the socks before the crunch!]

[Exactly, f*ck, just shy of that last shiver, now we’re left uncomfortably in-between, frustrated and pretentious!]

[Supreme jade feet, tch, wonder how they compare to Bai Liu’s?]

[Can only say each has its own merits, hard to decide a winner.]

[What about compared to Sun Wei?]

[Now that’s hard to judge, Sun Wei dresses too conservatively, and besides, you’d be done for if Jiang God heard this.]

[I have screenshots of Yao Han, who wants?]

[...]

[I’m personally strongly against such things, everything jade will only harm you guys, but I just so happen to have a friend.]

[Funny that, I also have a friend.]

[I, Mr. Huang, swear I am dead against gambling and drugs!]

These comments without IP addresses were salt on Korea’s wounds!

We’ve lost people and razed cities.

And here you are, spouting filth in our live stream.

Is this fair?

[Aish! Who the hell are these people! IP: Korea]

[Experts at hiding IP addresses? Must be those skilled at bypassing firewalls and networking from Dragon Country, simida! IP: Korea]

[Sorry, I’m from Sakura Country, not related to the valorous and grand Dragon Country.]

[I’m from Three Country, also unrelated to the handsome and invincible Dragon Country]

[I’m from the old Father Lighthouse! Nothing to do with your Grandpa Dragon Country, not a penny’s worth!]

[Aish! Let’s see how the mental case from Dragon Country died, simida! IP: Korea]

...

Meanwhile, Yao Han was telling Jiang Xiao outside the door that she wanted to eat noodles.

But...

Jiang Xiao replied to her inside with his simple-minded and savvy voice.

"I think you may not understand, I don’t have noodles, madam, I only have peanut sundaes!"

The room fell silent for a moment.

Some people need just one look, or a single sound, to showcase their impressive intelligence in full glory.

Clearly, Jiang Xiao was one of such people.

Yao Han inside was silenced by this silly voice, brewing for a while before she spoke again.

"Fine then, come on in."

’Creak~’

"Hello, my name is Yao Han, just put the food there, I’ll eat after I finish my makeup~"

Not eating again?

(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

Both Jiang Xiao and Pai Daxing were becoming displeased.

Just now that old man kept dragging his feet about eating, and now this woman is also hemming and hawing?

"Hey, tell me, are you eating or not? If not, I’m giving it to someone else first, don’t complain about other people’s germs later."

Yao Han, who was putting on makeup, was drawn to his sage-like tone.

Eh? ~

Why does this new manager’s look seem utterly idiotic?

"Fine, then you can bring it to me later, thank you for keeping the food for me."

"Well, what’s there to thank for, since feeding it to dogs is the same as feeding it, giving it to you is just recycling trash anyway."

Yao Han stopped her makeup application.

Then she looked at Jiang Xiao with disbelief.

Hiss...

What kind of people hadn’t she seen in her years of traversing north and south?

But someone as courageous as this was indeed a first.

The main thing is not being afraid to die, huh?

"Little guy, are you an idiot? If you are, maybe I’ll spare your life, feeling generous today."

"Idiot? Hey, bro, I don’t know, but as you can see, I don’t have any other choice, that’s just the way it is."

Huh?

This guy seems really abnormal!

It’s rare to come across an idiot; for once, Yao Han had the desire to tease him.

"Hehe, dummy! Big dummy! I knew from your look that your brain isn’t developed at all."

"Who? I can’t see the point at all, where is he?"

"Look, the idiot is wearing a cream-colored long sleeve and sweatpants, looking for other idiots~"

"Ah? Where? I can never spot him!"

Jiang Xiao was taken aback, then he quickly checked his own clothes, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Good, good, I’m wearing sweatpants and a cream-colored long sleeve, being an idiot surely has nothing to do with me."

Then Jiang Xiao was startled again and looked at Yao Han suspiciously.

"Could it be that you’re the idiot you’re talking about? There’s a saying like this, something about the thief shouting ’catch the idiot’, you should understand, I’m not too clever, might have gotten this wrong."

Yao Han: (눈_눈)