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Chapter 100 - 94 Yao Han: Brother, I’m begging you_2

Chapter 100: Chapter 94 Yao Han: Brother, I’m begging you_2

He’s not just any fool, he’s exceptionally thorough in his foolishness...

"Don’t look any further, I’m talking about you, you, the new admin, you’re the fool, incurably stupid!"

"Oh my God, I am a fool!"

Jiang Xiao was shocked and then became furious.

"No, I’m not some fool, I am the very famous Professor Pai Daxing from Bikini Bottom!"

"It’s you, you peculiar little thing, ugly too, haha, you look both stupid and old... ugly and stupid! You’re the fool!"

Tsk!

I’m ugly?!!

I’m a fool?!!

Damn, I wanted to tease a fool, but it turned out I was the one insulted.

Yao Han glared at Jiang Xiao unhappily, a curved knife appearing in her hand out of nowhere.

She wanted to mock this fool, but she didn’t want to be insulted by this fool!

[I see your Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country is courting death, simida. IP: Pickled vegetable]

[Hehe, this Yao Han likes to eat raw, your Chosen One is in big trouble now! IP: Pickled vegetable]

Ah, this...

People who love pickled vegetables always seem to enjoy mocking others.

Where does their confidence come from?

Though I’m not sure how ruthless this Yao Han can be.

But thinking you can deal with Jiang Xiao with just a curved knife... are you still half-asleep?

"Admin, do I still look like a fool to you?"

Yao Han’s face started peeling, revealing the blood-red muscles underneath.

It was indeed disgusting!

But is Jiang Xiao just any ordinary target?

It was certainly not possible to disgust him, especially since he is the tough guy of the peanut oil sundae realm.

And indeed, it was true.

Jiang Xiao was not only unafraid, but he was also about to give a live demonstration.

"Are you talking about acting like a fool? I’m good at that, today I’ll show you what a real fool looks like! Box of geese~ Box box of geese~~"

Under Yao Han’s confused expression.

Jiang Xiao’s eyelid drooped.

The intelligent look spilled out of the screen.

Saliva flowed continuously from the corner of his mouth as if a floodgate had been opened.

Jiang Xiao: (*´﹃｀*) Box of geese~

"How about that, do I look like a fool now?"

Yao Han:...

Please, can we not do this expression.

It really looks very perverted, okay?

Yao Han shook her head, trying to clear her mind.

No, no!

Am I the perverted one?

With that thought, Yao Han’s murderous intent surged again!

But when she saw Jiang Xiao with that wise look in his eyes, even daring to rub up against her.

Yao Han couldn’t help but step back two paces.

Damn it!

This fool’s saliva is all over her clothes, how disgusting is this?!

Yikes~

Subconsciously, Yao Han put away the curved knife.

And also lost the urge to kill Jiang Xiao.

This guy really comes from fool’s stock, huh!

Eat him?

No, no, Yao Han really couldn’t stomach the thought.

Eating such a big fool might just lower her own IQ, right?

"Forget it, you can leave, I don’t want to see you anymore."

Yao Han giving up?

The pickled vegetable fans squatting in the Dragon Country livestream were unsettled.

What the heck?

Pretending to be a fool is enough to get by, doesn’t this mean anyone with hands can do it?

[Aish! I can do it if I go there, simida! IP: Pickled vegetable]

[Aish, is this what the Dragon Country people call a fool’s luck? IP: Pickled vegetable]

[Our Pu Daogui is a hundred times smarter than Jiang Xiao, this is unscientific! IP: Pickled vegetable]

Do you guys want to talk science with a madman or with Analog Horror?

Yao Han issued an eviction notice, but unexpectedly, Jiang Xiao stiffened his neck.

"No, I don’t want to go!"

Everyone: ???

[Isn’t it, this guy is sick? Even when the creepy story allows him to leave he won’t go?!!]

[He... he is sick right...]

[Surely no one is trying to analyze Jiang Xiao’s brain circuitry, right? Surely not?]

Yao Han was bewildered many times today.

Isn’t it... I mean, do I really have no deterrent effect on you?

"Why?"

Yao Han asked the question everyone wanted to know.

"Because you have to tell me a good story, you promised me."

"Damn! You just walked in, it’s only been like three to five minutes, when the hell did I agree to tell you a story?!"

"Really, I swear, you can think back properly."

Yao Han: (•̥́ˍ•̀ू)

What?

Really or not?

Why don’t I remember promising you anything?

[It was evident that this pretty apparition was now utterly perplexed.]

[Indeed, she was trying to recall precisely what she had promised Jiang Xiao.]

[Yao Han: Family, who understands, right? I was putting on makeup today, when suddenly this guy with a death wish shows up...]

"Spit it out already, I still have meals to deliver!"

Jiang Xiao threw himself on Yao Han’s large red bed and even adjusted to a comfortable position.

The man’s whole approach was to make himself at home.

Crap!

Now, Yao Han really couldn’t take it anymore!

The fierce yet succinct Yao Han immediately grabbed a scimitar, and with a beautifully executed Splitting Mountain Strike, she aimed for Jiang Xiao’s waist!

She felt the scimitar cutting into the skin... slicing through flesh... severing tendons... breaking bones... and finally emerging from the other side...

A smile of relief finally appeared on Yao Han’s face.

I get it now~

I don’t plan on eating you, but that’s no excuse for you to get cocky!

"Still want me to tell a story, huh? Ha, my ass! Dumb bell! Big dumb bell! You still want to hear a story? Maybe in your next life..."

"Yeah, I do want to hear a story, when can you start?"

Jiang Xiao looked uncomprehendingly at Yao Han, who was talking to herself.

With his current intelligence, he was indeed having a hard time grasping the meaning behind Yao Han’s words.

???

Is my swordsmanship really that terrible?

Yao Han stiffly turned her head to look at Jiang Xiao on the bed...

And then her smile instantly petrified.

No way?

Oh, come on, what the hell?!!

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with my swordsmanship.

Jiang Xiao had, indeed, been cleanly cleaved in two.

But...

But it seemed like he didn’t feel a thing.

He was still grinning at me like an idiot!

Wait a second...

Before Yao Han could snap out of her shock, there were now two Jiang Xiaos on the bed.

There was even an extra set of guts floppily draped over the bed.

"Can I start the story now?"

"If you can’t, just pretend I didn’t say anything, you don’t have the skills."

"My goodness, that’s not great. What would my mom say if she found out, or my sister if she..."

"Oh wait, you don’t have a sister."

"If the bank, I mean if your shoes are ugly or if your hair looks bad, I still want to hear the story."

’Slap!’

Yao Han slapped her own face hard.

Ouch, that hurt...

She was sure this wasn’t a dream.

The scene before her had her CPU starting to smoke.

This can’t be right, how could such a script exist?

The two Jiang Xiaos on the bed continued to question and answer each other.

"I mean, if you call SpongeBob over, he’d definitely be willing to tell me a story."

"He’s my best friend, and we’re also the best neighbors."

"No no no, you got it all wrong! You forgot about Brother Octopus next door!"

"Brother Octopus? Who’s that? I think..."

"I think the story has to start with Song Jiang being driven up to Emei Mountain."

"Oh! I know Brother Octopus, buddy. As the main character in ’Journey to the West,’ Song Jiang gave away pears at age seven, smashed jars at nine, disguised himself as a man to serve in his father’s place at twelve, shed tears while slaying Lu Bu at thirty, and was the one who ingeniously took over the Flower and Fruit Mountain!"

"Right, Li Muchou was somewhat attractive, but seducing the Taibai Immortal, that’s something Song Jiang definitely couldn’t tolerate."

"So, the primary responsibility falls on Lin Daiyu!"

"Mr. Krabs has a secondary responsibility!"

My gosh....

The two, with their brains seemingly sticking together, kept responding to each other and totally subdued Yao Han.

"Stop, stop, stop! The story, alright, I’ll tell it! Isn’t that enough?"

No matter what, Yao Han just wanted to get rid of these two idiots!!

"Legend has it that in ancient times, there weren’t ten suns in the sky like there are now..."

One of the Jiang Xiaos interrupted Yao Han.

"Wait a minute! Where is ancient times, and why does legend have to be set there?"

"Because a legend... because..."

Sss...

Yao Han frowned. Why did a legend have to be set in ancient times?

Wait, wait, wait!

I’m being driven crazy by this huge dumbass.

"No no no, there’s a legend from ancient times."

"Then where is ancient times, and why does it have a legend?"

Another Jiang Xiao posed this soul-searching question.

"Shut up! Just listen and don’t ask questions!"

After an enormous struggle, Yao Han finally finished telling the story of Hou Yi shooting the suns and Chang’e flying to the moon.

And the superfluous Jiang Xiao had long since vanished.

"Alright, done. I beg you, just go to the next place and hustle!"

"Weird, if Hou Yi could shoot down the suns, why didn’t he shoot down the moon? That way he could be with Chang’e every day, couldn’t he?"

Yao Han:...

"Buddy, can you not be like this? Please, just stop asking, you can make me do anything, just stop asking these brain-dead questions, alright! I really can’t answer, I just can’t!"

Really, no joke, please give me a break.

Yao Han:˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄口˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚