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Chapter 67 - 65: Your big brother? The one marching with high steps?

Chapter 67: Chapter 65: Your big brother? The one marching with high steps?

"Bro, enough is enough, owww."

However, Jiang Xiao’s mental fortitude was tremendous, hardly phased by the feeble attempts to disgust him.

"Bro? You’re calling me, a flower of youth, bro? Are you blind?!"

Being insulted about his eyesight for the second time.

Jiang Xiao could no longer hold back, and he unleashed a rapid-fire tirade.

"Hiss, I generally don’t attack people’s looks unless their looks attack me!"

"Dude, no offense, but take a look at yourself, is there anything remotely resembling a primate?"

"What’s the matter, no mirror? A puddle of piss would serve you just as well to catch a reflection in!"

"In my life, I’ve done countless evil deeds, encountering you today should atone for at least some of them—it’s karma!"

"But let’s call a spade a spade, your existence is, to a degree, a miracle of this world."

"Who in their right mind could be as clueless as you, looking like Yoshirou Yamamoto reincarnated!"

"I, Li Yunlong, am a blunt man, and I speak frankly without beating around the bush, hope you don’t mind."

His curses were hitting right where it hurt.

From the shifting gaze of Zhen Meili, it was clear she was livid.

Watching the shivering tuber in the cell, Jiang Xiao signaled to Big Light with his mouth.

"Go, you go in, wallop her!"

"Eh? Me? Go in? Wallop her?"

Big Light, incredulously pointing at himself, nearly burst into tears again.

How to wallop?

Just speaking is inferior to slapping some pork fat on the problem.

"If not you, then who? Me? With her looking like that, I’d feel filthy even laying a finger on her."

Alright then...

So that’s the kind of ’walloping’ we’re talking about.

But Big Light glanced at the greasy-faced Zhen Meili...

There was no place to even start!

"No, bro, I mean, this... Actually, not that, ugh..."

His incoherence showed even Big Light did not want to lay a hand on Zhen Meili.

Jiang Xiao clicked his tongue, preparing to handle it himself if necessary.

Hmm?

Suddenly.

Zhen Meili’s pupils contracted.

How had this bald guy been released?

She had missed Big Light following behind Jiang Xiao and A’Wei initially.

Shit!

Why was his face all beaten up?

And he was calling this new guy Big Brother???

She wasn’t stupid. Her expression changed, and she quickly pieced things together.

Just as Jiang Xiao prepared to get down to business and spit into his palm,

Zhen Meili chickened out.

Although she couldn’t fathom how a Chosen One could injure them,

the wiser choice right now seemed to be to kowtow.

"Uh, bro, seems like I was too rash earlier, I apologize, don’t take it to heart, okay?"

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly and lowered his iron fist.

"Actually, I prefer your defiant attitude from before."

"A’Wei, open this cell too."

Though still shocked, the prison guard didn’t raise any objections this time.

Zhen Meili dared not speak after coming out.

What on earth was this warden planning?

Could it be an aim to release the entire trio of heavy criminals from Sector B?

Either this new warden was a colossal fool or had audacity paired with serious skills.

Of course.

Judging by the wounds on Big Light’s face, it was the latter.

People in B Sector had never stepped foot outside their cells.

Not to mention being freely released as now.

As usual, Jiang Xiao had her march out in step.

"A’Wei, get a hood for her, this is really too grotesque to look at."

Zhen Meili: ?

...

Inside B3 was the psychopathic murderer, Scar-faced.

Big Light briefed him on the background.

Hearing that this lunatic killed thirteen of the Qi family,

on their wedding night, wiping out infants and elders, and even kicking their dog Lucky to death.

And then he went on to bite through his own non-martial artist self.

Scar-faced’s nerves were clearly deranged.

He kept his head down, emitting creepy, chill-inducing laughter, without even glancing at Jiang Xiao and company.

Trying to act cool?

Jiang Xiao’s temper flared up instantly!

"You kill even children, and now you’re sneering like a real piece of work—what are you posturing for in front of me?"

"A’Wei, open the door! Dammit..."

Five minutes later...

Scar-faced was curled up in a corner of the cell, sobbing, snot and tears mingling.

Where was his aloof demeanor now?

(ꐦ꒦ິ益꒦ີꐦ)"Guards! I demand to report this! Someone’s abused a prisoner and beat me up!"

"Hiss?"

Jiang Xiao, having stopped the beating, hoisted Scar-faced up against the wall.

"Come on, make yourself clear, are you reporting me? Who beat you up?"

Scar-faced, pinned against the wall, shrank his neck in panic, shaking his head.

٩(Ϡ)ᵒ̴̶̷̥́凸ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀(#)"No, nobody... It was an illusion, nobody hit me."

"Going to keep up those ghastly antics?"

"Not anymore, not anymore..."

"Why were you sneering earlier?"

"Just trying to look cool, play the tough guy, thinking I look ’badass’ with my ’heh-heh-heh’..."

"Call me brother!"

"Brother~"

"Stand at attention!"

"Yes!"

Zhen Meili swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

What a tough guy...

Lucky that I have some insight!

Scar-faced’s already thin face now looked even more swollen than Daguang’s.

Having dealt with Block B, Jiang Xiao swaggered off with his three minions marching in step towards Block A.

"Warden, you can’t, can’t just let them wander around, the Deputy Prison Director will be angry if he finds out."

The prison guard’s voice was close to pleading, this new warden was way too bold.

Of course, his methods were quite ruthless...

"Scared of what? I’m not even afraid of a brigade commander, why should I fear the Deputy Prison Director? As long as I manage the prison well, what can he say?"

The process is not important, the result is what matters!

That’s the way of our old Li!

"By the way, Daguang, what did you do to get locked up?"

While there was time, Jiang Xiao started to inquire about the other two’s criminal records.

The two of them were so scared they trembled.

Thinking of Scar-faced from before, would talking mean getting hit?

"Don’t worry, I’ve already hit Baldy, and as for you, as long as you behave yourself and don’t cause trouble, I definitely won’t lay a finger on you."

Hearing this, the two of them finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Daguang killed six people.

Before he was imprisoned, he was a powerful and influential second-generation rich kid.

He killed six poor souls, never expecting to be caught...

Zhen Meili killed five women.

She said it was because she was jealous of their beauty and used sulfuric acid to kill all five girls in her dormitory.

That’s three troublemakers handled...

This Kaidan seems a bit too simple, doesn’t it?

But Jiang Xiao had an illusion that the current difficulty did not match that of an eight-star Kaidan.

Could the most difficult part lie in the other rules?

The key seems to be the last requirement, "Survive Seven Days."

Looking at Jiang Xiao in the live broadcast, full of dignity, viewers couldn’t help but feel impressed.

"[This is only a few minutes? He just turned the three most vicious oddities into his underlings? ip: Dragon Country]"

"[But so far, it doesn’t seem to pose any danger. ip: Dragon Country]"

"[Heh, what’s this now? I feel like the weakest part of this Kaidan is these prisoners, I even think that surviving seven days isn’t largely related to these prisoners. ip: Dragon Country]"

So far, apart from a few foolish ones who had rushed straight to Block B and were killed by Daguang’s long-range nose hair attack, the rest of the chosen ones were doing well.

Especially in Block A, it didn’t seem to hold any deadly dangers.

"Xiaowei, go, open all the cells, let everyone out, and have them assemble on the playground!"

"Huh?"

"What’s with the ’huh’? Just do as I say!"

In no time.

The inmates came out looking bewildered, scratching their heads.

What’s going on, inmates aren’t allowed to cluster together, why are they assembling now?

After opening all the cells, Awei ran back.

"Warden, there are a few inmates who don’t want to move..."

Jiang Xiao had gotten used to this kind of person.

There are troublemakers in schools, jerks on the battlefield, and of course, in prison.

At the end of the day, isn’t it all about flaunting their nonconformity?

"Boss! Let me go teach them a lesson!"

Daguang volunteered forward, thumping his chest.

"No need, I’ll go. The rest of you three..."

Jiang Xiao glanced at the listless inmates of Block A.

"You three will help me discipline the inmates of Block A. Bring some spirit out of them! Stand tall, sit tight, and when you walk, you’d better bring some swag!"

Before Daguang and the other two could respond, the inmates of Block A were already up in arms.

"Hey, who are you? Why should we follow your standing orders?"

"I’ll do whatever the hell I want; do you govern the sky, the earth, or when I shit and fart?"

"And now we’re playing around with spirit in prison? Dude, I came to serve time, not to workout!"

Clearly, they were not convinced.

Most inmates in Block A had never seen those from Block B, so naturally, they didn’t recognize Daguang and his companions.

Even if they did, so what?

Why should they be managed and disciplined by people from Block B?

Being in for serious crimes makes them special or what?

Anyone in Hengshui Prison isn’t easy to handle!

"Mm, I’ll leave the ones outside to the three of you, I’m going to check on those troublemakers inside who don’t want to come out."

Daguang and Scar-faced’s bodies stiffened!

Leave it to them?

Finally, they had a way to vent their frustrations!

...

Jiang Xiao arrived at the cell at the very back of Block A.

Seeing the new warden coming over personally, the blond inside sneered and was about to mock him.

Before he could utter a word, Jiang Xiao’s big intimidating stare had already landed on his face.

(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅)っ)#꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ)pfft—

"What the fuck is wrong with you, not going outside? Don’t I, as a warden, have the right to order you around?!"

With the strength of 31 points and Li Yunlong’s fivefold true damage passive.

If those heavy criminals in Block B couldn’t withstand it, let alone these small fries from Block A.

The blond didn’t even have the chance to react before he was smacked flying...

That hurt!

It felt as if his brain was being stabbed by countless steel needles!

Just one slap had left him foaming at the mouth and confused.

Seeing Jiang Xiao coming at him with his palm raised again, the blond panicked.

"Bro, I, I just wasn’t thinking straight, man. Don’t remember the mistakes of your juniors. By the way, I’m covered by Big Ji, could you... perhaps give me a break..."

"Big Ji?"

Jiang Xiao hauled the blond out of the cell.

"Which one is Big Ji? Point him out to me."

The blond was petrified on the spot...

His Big Ji was beaten beyond recognition, missing a front tooth and standing at attention as instructed by Kuku, marching in step.

What the hell is going on?

Did he wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or what?