I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 66 - 64 Naizi’s Bootlicker Legion!

Chapter 66: Chapter 64 Naizi’s Bootlicker Legion!

"Submit now? If you were going to submit, why didn’t you tell me earlier? You’ve made me waste so much energy for nothing, apologize now!"

Sob sob sob~

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Big Light’s eyes were blurry with tears.

Apologize again?

He really felt like dying.

You wailed on my face, and Kuku slapped my mouth, and you still want me to apologize?

I’m just saying, where the hell did I have a chance to plead for mercy just now...

Right from the start, it was strict physical control and psychological pressure—you could’ve pulled even shoes designed to resist off me!

"Hiss! Don’t want to apologize? Tough guy, huh~"

Jiang Xiao raised his large hand.

"You’re still not convinced by me, huh?"

Big Light instinctively hugged his head.

"Apologize! Apologize apologize apologize! Brother, I’m sorry, I submit! I’ll kneel and kowtow to you, just don’t hit me anymore."

"Submit? Ha, I despise spineless jellyfish like you! Ptui!"

Big Light: ???

Sob sob sob...

While crying, Big Light bowed to Jiang Xiao, showing submission.

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If I don’t apologize, you’ll bully my body, and if I do, you’ll insult my soul.

Falling into your hands, I’m screwed either way, huh?

The little prison guard next to them had managed to get up from the ground at some unknown point.

But even though he was up, his spirit was still sprawled there.

What’s going on?

Was Big Light, one of the three overlords of Area B, just beaten up?

And cried from it???

Where’s Big Light’s pride now...

Is this new warden that fierce?!

Jiang Xiao kicked the tearful, rain-drenched bald head of Big Light.

"Stop acting like a woman, guide me. I want to check on the others!"

Upon hearing that, Big Light instantly wiped his tears and stood up.

And secretly he began to feel a thrill of joy!

If those two also get beaten up, his mind could perversely find balance~

"Can’t you walk properly? Why are you staggering like a drifter on the streets?"

"Huh?"

"Stand at attention!"

"Yes!"

"At ease!"

"Yes!"

"March properly! Or I’ll break your legs!"

"Yes..."

...

The barrage of comments in Dragon Country’s live broadcast had gone wild!

"A brave man triumphs on a narrow road, always ready with Bright Sword."

Paired with a "Mr. Li" every other sentence...

This guy must have fancied himself as the captain of an independent company!

[Submit? Really submit? This beating truly fits Brother Yun Long’s style! ip: Dragon Country]

[Submit now? If you were going to submit, why didn’t you tell me earlier? You’ve made me waste so much energy for nothing, apologize now! ip: Dragon Country]

[HAHAHA, couldn’t have ever imagined you’d be marching, could you? ip: Dragon Country]

[Zhen, did you hear that, a call from a kindred spirit~ ip: Dragon Country]

[Zhen? Brother Yun Long, how about my battalion’s gear? ip: Dragon Country]

[Sheesh, makes no sense, why couldn’t Big Light fight back even a bit? ip: Dragon Country]

[Eh, are you asking Analog Horror or Jiang Shen to make sense? ip: Dragon Country]

[Asking that question already defies logic! ip: Dragon Country]

Other countries lurking in Dragon Country’s channel didn’t speak.

Because they didn’t understand all this Brother Yun Long and Brother Zhen talk...

Meanwhile, Jiang Xiao had already cleared two rounds, both perfectly completed, earning so many additional attribute points.

A bit more strength... makes sense, right?

Although this explanation is quite far-fetched.

Because according to the authoritative department in Kaidan, it’s hard to believe that mere strength could rival a Kaidan.

But currently, there seems to be no other reasonable explanation.

Except for a mix-up on Jiang Xiao’s part.

The rest of the chosen ones were just routinely checking rooms.

Who dares to play like Jiang Xiao?

His actions were too explosive.

This time’s chosen one besides Jiang Xiao.

Was mostly focused on Naiko from Sakura Country.

Firstly, surviving in Bai Liu’s nine-star Kaidan alone proved her strength.

And mainly,

Ahem, just based on her charm alone, she could attract countless men’s attention.

Even the top special effects actors from Sakura would look small in front of Naiko.

Forget the live broadcast room; even the prisoners in Kaidan were vying for her favor.

Other chosen ones faced fierce and daunting prisoners.

But for Naiko, it seemed she had roped in a whole crowd of... sycophants?

Something off?

At least 12 or 13 points of inconsistency.

Even more abstract than the scene happening on Jiang Xiao’s side!

Indeed, Mei Li was beautiful and had alarming assets.

But surely not enough to turn someone into a simp immediately, right?

Not to mention all these simps were just plain weird...

"Warden Mei Li, let me tell you, never go into the second room of Block B, the prisoners in there like pretty women the most."

"Miss Mei Li, how long are you going to stay in our prison? I feel like scratching my heart out every minute I can’t see you."

"Mei Li, you can’t eat the tofu pudding, French fries, or couple’s lung slices in the cafeteria, remember all that."

"Mei Li! Can you take a look at this hand fan I’m shaking for you?"

"Get lost, kid! Miss Mei Li, check out how I twist my body with the society dance!"

"Look at me, I can rap! Mei Li, watch me cram at the last minute! Cram at the last minute!"

"Mei Li, look at the prison guard, I am Vortex Mouth, the brother of Naruto Uzumaki!"

Oh my...

Although the comments didn’t understand, they were greatly shocked.

How could this be?

Could it be that these tough guys have been cooped up in prison for too long?

But that’s not right?

After holding it in for so long, shouldn’t they be taking crazy actions towards Mei Li?

"Hey, looking forward to it, if such a woman makes her debut, she will definitely become famous instantly! IP: Dragon Country"

"Yo west, love your point of view, I thought the same~ IP: Cherry Blossom"

"Big big beauty, big big good, big big want to make big big moves~ IP: Dragon Country"

"Baga! Dragon folks, stop mimicking our Cherry Blossom tone! IP: Cherry Blossom"

"Hi! Miss Mei Li, please make sure to debut in something intense after Kaidan, thank you very much! IP: Cherry Blossom"

"Well said thank you, you used it here, right... IP: Dragon Country"

"Ah slip... Even though Cherry Blossom men are perverts, Miss Mei Li is still very excellent indeed! IP: Kimchi"

"Absolutely, looking forward to that day! IP: Dragon Country"

For the first time, the comments showed such a harmonious scene...

But the higher-ups from various countries noticed two hidden pieces of information.

First: The dangerous criminals in B2 Cell really ’like’ beautiful women.

Hmm, being liked by something eerie is nothing good.

Second: Aside from the foods mentioned in the rules, tofu pudding, French fries, and couple’s lung slices also can’t be eaten in the cafeteria.

At the same time, the Kaidan Office in the Dragon Country inferred that Mei Li’s talent must be related to something like ’likability’.

"Director Wang, should we tell Jiang Xiao about this information?"

Director Wang shook his head, what is this mess?

Forget about the dangerous criminals liking women, what about liking men?

Isn’t Niu Jieshi into men?

Jiang Xiao is not only a pervert but also a nutcase, they didn’t need to worry about him.

As for the food...

The pictures of Jiang Xiao showing off boiled innards and intensely sucking on skulls at the mental institution were still vivid in Director Wang’s mind.

"Let’s wait, these pieces of information are trivial and won’t affect Jiang Xiao."

After speaking, Director Wang glanced at Kuki Tajima beside him.

This guy was switching between watching the livestream from Dragon Country and Cherry Blossom.

He almost had the words ’torn and anxious’ written all over his face.

No need to guess, his feelings were certainly complicated.

...

With a swollen face, Da Guang brought Jiang Xiao to B2 Cell.

And the dangerous criminal inside was a woman?

But... she looked really strange.

Her butt and waist were fused together, sitting down she looked like a big potato.

As for her face, words failed him.

Jiang Xiao only glanced out of the corner of his eye, and didn’t even dare to see clearly.

"Uh, who is this?"

"Boss, her name is Zhen Meili."

The bald head had already been subdued and was now respectfully calling him boss.

"Wow, forget it, let’s go see the next one, this one is a bit harsh on the eyes."

"Wait a moment!"

Right as Jiang Xiao was about to leave, Zhen Meili stopped him.

"The new warden? What do you mean, I am harsh on the eyes? Could it be that your eyes are the problem? Everyone praises me saying my name matches my person! You didn’t even look at me, what right do you have to judge?"

"Not... "

As a soldier, Jiang Xiao really didn’t want to attack a girl’s appearance.

But since she accused him of having eye issues, he had no choice but to look up at Zhen Meili.

Oh, my!

My gosh!!

A sight for a thousand years!!!

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It turns out...

Some things really need a lifetime to forget after just one glance.

Zhen Meili’s nostrils were flared, her upper and lower rows of teeth together could make an eighth wonder.

Both eyes also grew independently, each refusing to agree with the other.

The oily braids at the back of her head probably hadn’t been washed in years, giving a greasy drip sensation.

Zhen Meili shook her big oily braid.

Crap!

Oil beads actually flew out!

ᥬ(〃¯͒ൠ՞）"Hehe, stunned by my shocking appearance, huh?"

Even though the creature in front of him had wayward eyes.

But Jiang Xiao still captured the confidence and pride she held for her looks from her gaze.