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Chapter 63 - 61: Refuse the Three Evils!

Chapter 63: Chapter 61: Refuse the Three Evils!

The one knocking wasn’t anyone else, but the old chief who had left not long ago.

"Jiang Xiao, the meeting has started, and also, it wouldn’t hurt to get out more and make some friends."

Jiang Xiao was noncommittal about this.

He felt that there were only a few people in the world he could connect with.

Besides the director of Qingshan Mental Hospital, Nanjiang No Begging.

There were also Doctor Su Ming and Nurse Bai Jie inside.

Well, Bai Jie at most could be considered half someone he could talk to.

Apart from them, it seemed there were only family members like Sun Wei and Shi Shi.

Right, Niu Jieshi counted as one too, that kid was also fine, very much to Jiang Xiao’s taste.

Luckily, Chief Li didn’t know what Jiang Xiao was thinking.

Otherwise, he wouldn’t have suggested Jiang Xiao go out to "make friends."

This meeting was quite plain.

The venue was chosen to be a large open space outside, with a makeshift stage set up at the center.

The front rows were filled with several rows of rattan chairs, all occupied by some elderly cadres.

Most of the people at the back were quite young, and none of them had the privilege to sit.

"You sit next to me."

Chief Li warmly invited Jiang Xiao to sit.

Nobody present raised any objections.

If Jiang Xiao wasn’t qualified to sit, then everyone else at the scene should rightly stand as well.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, an elder like a lion stepped onto the stage.

His gaze alone was enough to turn many faces pale.

"Today, the main purpose of this meeting is to crack down on gambling, prostitution, and drugs!"

As soon as these words came out, many young ears turned red.

They thought they had been cautious enough, but they couldn’t escape the eyes of these old foxes.

The meeting time was extremely long...

Gambling and prostitution were never eradicated from ancient times.

But this meeting still focused on criticizing "certain people"!

Even affecting the faces of their parents and even grandparents, leaving them without pride.

Although no names were mentioned, with so few people overall, who didn’t recognize whom?

Drugs!

These were even more formidable, one of the biggest harms in the recent history of Dragon Country!

This point was heavily emphasized at the meeting.

The people present were ones you could nail with a single spit.

Since the words had been spoken, the execution was bound to be immediate.

After finishing speaking, the old chief even invited Jiang Xiao up.

"Ha ha ha, alright, today is a joyous day, I don’t want to be too solemn, our young friend Jiang Xiao is also here, I sincerely invite him to come up and say a few words."

Me to go up and say a few words?

This seemed somewhat inappropriate.

Without giving him a chance to refuse, the people below had already started clapping and welcoming.

There were also quite a few young girls who shouted out the desire to have children with Jiang Xiao, which were fierce words indeed.

But they were quickly scolded by their elders!

Such words should be kept behind the scenes, not now in public, what a disgrace!

Alright, since it was hard to decline the kind invitation, Jiang Xiao could only take the microphone handed to him by the elder.

"Uh, actually, I don’t really have much to say, the old chief has already said it so well."

"But since everyone is giving me face, it seems inappropriate not to say a few words, I hope you won’t blame me if I don’t speak well."

After saying this, Jiang Xiao bowed to the chief below the stage.

Jiang Xiao:

Hmm~

Quite a few people below nodded, showing satisfied expressions.

These few words from Jiang Xiao were extremely appropriate.

He both praised the old chief and lowered his own posture.

He did not show any arrogance for having passed through two rounds of "Kaidan."

If any of the young people at the scene had received the kind of honor Jiang Xiao did...

To put it bluntly, some reckless ones might even dare to go wild over their heads.

"Harm has just been well articulated by the old chief, so let me just add some detail," Jiang Xiao began. "I used to frequently encounter people afflicted with the three harms being committed to Qingshan Mental Hospital."

The crowd nodded again.

Okay, using personal experiences as examples.

The persuasiveness was maxed out!

Jiang Xiao addressed the chiefs below.

"For instance, with gambling, it’s not that poker or the gambling table themselves are fun and make you addicted. After gambling becomes a habit, you start to think that making millions or tens of thousands comes easy. Trying to make a stable income of a few thousand by working hard becomes psychologically unattainable for you. It destroys your value system."

"Drugs are similar. Let’s say there’s a way to quantify happiness levels. Once you’ve experienced the 100-point happiness that drugs bring, ordinary happiness no longer attracts you at all. Our normal lives are supposed to be directed by happiness in a broad sense, such as the joy from achieving work goals, the happiness from love and family, the fulfillment from life’s meaning..."

Sss...

As Jiang Xiao eloquently spoke, the audience showed expressions of amazement.

Something’s off, right?

Is this guy cured?

His insights weren’t particularly brilliant, but they were definitely not bad either.

Especially compared to their own rebellious children, Jiang Xiao clearly stood out as more excellent.

"You little rascals, watch and learn from Jiang Xiao!"

"I can’t even compare a bit. How did I end up with a little bastard like you?"

"Hey, I should never have bothered with you in the first place!"

"If only you were half as good as Jiang Xiao, I’d happily die right now!"

As many started berating their sons with the typical "someone else’s child" spiel.

Jiang Xiao finally moved on to the last harm.

"As for porn, I won’t talk about it. That’s truly awesome."

"Did you hear that? Jiang Xiao is right about porn! Porn? Porn..."

That chief stumbled over his words.

What did Jiang Xiao just say?

’Wooosh~’

A breeze blew by, and everyone was thrown into disarray by the wind.

I mean...

Under such public scrutiny, isn’t what you said a bit abnormal?

Old Li, who had aged considerably and whose face hadn’t turned red in many years, finally lost his composure.

It was him who had strongly requested that Jiang Xiao speak.

He had managed to secure this opportunity with great effort.

Who would have thought Jiang Xiao would spout such nonsense?

"Jiang Xiao, Jiang Xiao! Come down, your two chickens have arrived! They’ve been trained for two and a half years!"

Jiang Xiao’s attending doctor called from behind, thankfully breaking the awkward tension.

Wait?

Two chickens? And they’ve been in the business for two and a half years?

Jiang Xiao just said porn was truly awesome, and now he’s starting to execute it?

Old Li couldn’t take it anymore and dragged Jiang Xiao back to his room.

This guy was just an irredeemable lunatic, beyond anyone’s help.

Only because his brain malfunctioned today had he thought of letting Jiang Xiao speak!

Jiang Xiao let himself be pulled into the room.

Chief Li moved his mouth but finally said nothing, leaving with just a sigh.

Jiang Xiao didn’t bother with him; doing anything wasn’t as appealing as dealing with the two chickens right in front of him.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

...

In a hazy moment,

Jiang Xiao seemed to see Shi Shi waving at him.

With Sun Wei, Bai Yi, and Mu Xitang constantly smiling at him too.

The background appeared very lively, vibrant like a family amusement park.

Jiang Xiao tried to see clearly, but no matter how hard he tried, everything seemed veiled by a mist.

A little girl in a black dress enthusiastically greeted Jiang Xiao,

"Daddy, daddy, come play on the merry-go-round with me. It’s Shi Shi’s first time seeing such a beautiful place!"

"Okay, Shi Shi, wait for me. I’ll be right there!"

"Daddy, ’It’ didn’t die, ’It’ is back!!!"

[The game of Analog Horror is about to descend, selecting the Chosen One]

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