I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 62 - 60: Jiang Shen is still that Jiang Shen!

Chapter 62: Chapter 60: Jiang Shen is still that Jiang Shen!

Jiang Xiao’s vision slowly became hazy.

He could see Shi Shi and the others weeping again, but he could no longer hear them.

Eventually, his surroundings turned into a vast expanse of white.

Another reward of ten free attribute points?

Adding the five from clearing the level, that’s a total of fifteen available to allocate.

This time, Jiang Xiao learned his lesson.

His fight with Wang Mei made things clear to him.

Relying on normal point allocation, he had no idea which lifetime he would have to wait until he could wrestle with the strange and bizarre.

So, he went all-in and put everything into strength!

As a mentally ill person, it would only make sense to be a bit extra strong, right?

[Chosen One: Jiang Xiao]

[Talent: Delusional Disorder (SSS)]

[Strength: 31]

[Agility: 13]

[Endurance: 7]

[Spirit: ?]

[Charm: 10]

[Skills: Regeneration (S-level) Bai Liu’s Blessing (X-level) Family’s Blessing (A-level)]

Before Jiang Xiao could check the effects of his new skills,

He was yanked out of Analog Horror...

After coming out, Jiang Xiao’s mind once again became muddled.

His gaze... his gaze also became shrewder.

Even more so than at the beginning...

To properly accompany his daughter, he had to act like a normal person inside Kaidan for several days.

Now, the backlash had finally arrived.

The military doctor had been on standby the whole time, and as soon as Jiang Xiao appeared, he started the tests.

"Jiang Xiao, let me ask you, do you dip your dumplings in yogurt or salt?"

Jiang Xiao looked at him in astonishment.

What does that mean?

Are you using this question to insult me?

"You look like a fucking idiot. Just humming and puffing, blowing hot air you M**********r, I C****!"

Jiang Xiao cursed the doctor out before he began to answer.

"Don’t say that what I’m swearing is nasty, does a normal family dip in yogurt and salt? I’ve told you I’m not mentally ill! You insist on insulting my intelligence with this retarded question!"

Getting cursed out himself, the doctor was not only not angry, but he also seemed very happy!

In another room, several high-ranking officers couldn’t help but slap their thighs in response to Jiang Xiao’s answer on the screen!

"That’s more like it!"

"I said this kid could do it!"

"That’s right. Judging by his performance in Kaidan, his mental illness is nearly all better, if not entirely cured."

While everyone was enjoying a good laugh, Jiang Xiao’s next words silenced them.

"I like to dip them in chocolate sauce!"

Huh?

∑(°口°๑) (꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇) (°△°|||) (°口°ノ)

Chocolate sauce???

This... this TM...

"Fine, dipping... dipping in chocolate sauce is fine too, isn’t it just as suitable as yogurt?"

"Old Ma, you don’t sound very convinced by what you’re saying, do you?"

Old Ma coughed a few times, admitting he was indeed consoling himself.

That’s right, Jiang Xiao’s condition seemed to have not improved at all.

But the doctor didn’t give up and continued to ask questions.

"If you take the high-speed train, do you buy an adult ticket or a child ticket?"

"Nonsense! I’ve told you, stop asking me questions meant to test for mental illness! I’m an adult, of course, I buy an adult ticket!"

Beautiful!

Very good!

But instead of celebrating immediately, the doctor cautiously asked another question.

"Why do you buy an adult ticket?"

"Aren’t you stupid, how can I watch adult content without an adult ticket?"

Everyone: ????

What the hell?

Several old generals were taken aback, exchanging glances with each other.

What’s going on?

Since when did high-speed trains offer this service, and how were they not aware of it?

The doctor furrowed his brows.

It seemed that Jiang Xiao’s illness had not eased at all; medication and psychological counseling must be arranged thoroughly.

The high-ranking officers in the next room also coughed twice, how could this guy play two different roles both inside and outside the drama?

"Alright, then let me test you with a high-IQ question, the phrase ’Spring breeze greens the south bank of the river’ comes from where?"

"Uh..."

Jiang Xiao pondered for a moment, then said uncertainly.

"It must be from some domestic family drama, right. Oh, and who is this Spring Breeze, and how many times exactly has the south bank been greened?"

Doctor: ????

The officers: ????

This test is purely redundant.

Increase the dosage!

You’ve got to admit, Jiang Xiao is still the same guy, not only no improvement, but he seems to be getting even worse!

"Hey, I’m talking to you. How many times were you ’greened’ exactly?"

The corner of the doctor’s mouth uncontrollably trembled.

"I think... uh, I think the spring breeze probably ’greens’ the south bank of the river once every year..."

"Hisss, so doesn’t that mean the south bank’s got a whole grassland on top of its head?"

The doctor rubbed his face, indicating he couldn’t stay any longer.

Just three questions in, and he couldn’t even look at an adult ticket or the poem "anchored boat" anymore.

"Alright, alright, Dr. Sun, go take a rest. I told you Jiang Xiao is a normal person, and there’s no need for testing. Look at you—you had to test! What now, all that push for nothing, huh?"

Doctor: ???

Wang Defa?

Wasn’t it you guys who begged me to come?

Alright, alright, playing tricks on me, huh?

So, you get to be the good guy all by yourself, huh.

This guy directly stumped me!

This senior officer was one of the ones who originally took Jiang Xiao out of Qingshan Mental Hospital, and Jiang Xiao recognized him too.

And Jiang Xiao was no fool, he immediately challenged the officer.

"Hmph, talking pretty, but would a mere doctor dare to test me without your orders?"

The doctor cast a grateful glance at Jiang Xiao and then exited Jiang Xiao’s room following the senior officer’s hand signal.

"Hehe, I’m doing this for your own good, you know. Plus, it sets everybody’s mind at ease to have a test, and since you’re not insane, what’s there to fear?"

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly from his nose, and to be fair, he was not the least bit afraid of tests!

"By the way, there’s a meeting tonight for the high-ranking officials’ progeny. As a hero, interested in making an appearance?"

This place was akin to a military compound, and indeed, a few of the officers’ kids have been acting up lately.

Therefore, a closed internal meeting was necessary to knock some sense into them!

Don’t think you can act lawlessly just because of your father’s and grandfather’s merits.

"Cough, sure I can. Oh, and after the meeting, remember to order a couple of chickens for me to relax."

"Uh, really?"

"One honey-glazed chicken and one crispy skin chicken, the usual, two and a half years old, right amount of toughness."

"Okay, I’ll arrange it for you tonight."

The old officer had just left when he was playfully punched by a few of his old comrades-in-arms.

"Look at you, old kid!"

"Classic Old Li, always one to talk to ghosts in ghostly ways."

"Hah, child’s play, not something to brag about~"

’Creak~’

While they were boasting about Old Li’s business acumen,

The door behind them was opened, revealing Jiang Xiao with a dark expression on his face.

Jiang Xiao: (￢_￢)...

"Who are you cajoling? And where’s the kid?"

"Oh, we were just talking about Old Li’s grandson, said what needed to be said, that chubby little boy..."

"It better be!"

’Bang!’

Jiang Xiao forcefully shut the door, leaving the old guys outside awkwardly scratching their heads.

Wasn’t this kid’s hearing a bit too freakish?

Just then, a mystical power emerged within the people of Dragon Country.

Here it came!

This time the benefits seemed less intense than last time.

If last time improved a person’s "root,"

Then this time it was enhancing a person’s "branch."

Everyone felt a surge in cellular activity within their bodies.

Strength for men and women, young and old alike, all more than doubled.

Usual back and knee pains vanished without a trace.

Both yin deficiency and yang deficiency were cured.

However, such an upgrade was minuscule for Jiang Xiao at this point.

Back in his room, Jiang Xiao shook his head vigorously.

He then started to check his third skill.

[Bai Liu’s Blessing...]

He had left many gifts for them.

And in return, they granted him a congenital skill.

[Bai Liu’s Blessing (A-level): Temporarily boosts all attributes by four points and strengthens the effects of your talent for three minutes.]

This thing...

His talent had always maligned him as mentally ill.

If it were to be enhanced... where would it go?

Four points in all attributes, rather insignificant.

Of course, it doesn’t rule out certain situations where those 16 points might be just what’s needed to turn the tides.

Shi Shi, oh Shi Shi...

The first day away from the Analog Horror, the first day missing the family.

Give me a little more time, I will uncover Kaidan’s secrets!

Only when thinking of Sun Wei and Shi Shi did Jiang Xiao’s mind feel a bit more normal.

He wanted to play games with Bai Yi, play Go with Sun Wei, and push a cart around blowing air on Shi Shi as they chilled...

’Thump thump thump~’

Someone knocked on the door of Jiang Xiao’s room.

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