I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 57 - 55: Seven-Day Holiday Joy

Chapter 57: Chapter 55: Seven-Day Holiday Joy

"Nani? Surprise?"

Turtlefield Sadahide wore a confused expression.

Obviously, he still didn’t know he had been sold out.

"What nani? See for yourself."

Director Wang handed him the documents.

After skimming them, Turtlefield scratched his head awkwardly.

"Cough, about this, my Chinese... what exactly is ’surprise’?"

Wow, can’t read Chinese characters?

"Somebody, get a translator, what the heck does ’surprise’ mean!"

A short-haired, efficient-looking woman strode over with long steps.

Turtlefield: Σ(º口º*)Huh?

Nani?!!

He wasn’t stupid—he realized instantly that he had been abandoned.

Damn it!

The rage that ignited in his chest made Turtlefield jump three feet high!

"Balderdash! Shenanigans! They actually want to sell me off! Shenanigans! All shenanigans!!"

After letting Turtlefield vent, Director Wang then asked with a smirk.

"Turtlefield, what do you think we should do now?"

What to do?

Even if Turtlefield stepped forward personally to clarify, it would be useless now.

Everyone already thought he was a Dragon Country man...

His mind spun, scheming—

"If that’s the case, I’ve lost my value, so why not... why don’t you let me go? Letting me go now means I can’t return to Cherry Blossom, right? I’m now just a useless person, neither cherished by Dragon Country nor loved by Cherry Blossom..."

Wow, Turtlefield could say such shameless words?

Director Wang shook his head, his tone carrying a hint of pity.

"Ah, since you admit you’ve lost your value? Then let’s do this. Today, I will use your blood to make a tribute to our ancestors."

What!

He’s going to kill me just like that?

When he saw Director Wang draw a shiny long knife from the weapon rack nearby.

Turtlefield knew the other party wasn’t joking and jumped with fright.

"Hold your horses! What in the world! Wait! I... I still have something to say!"

"Speak quickly!"

*Clang!*

The long knife was immediately placed against Turtlefield’s neck.

National hatred, family resentment!

Turtlefield swallowed, obviously seeing the other party’s intent to finish him off.

If he didn’t offer something practical, he was definitely doomed!

But the information he knew even related to Cherry Blossom’s future development...

Shenanigans!

That’s not right!!

Sold out by his own, why should he still worry about them?!

Nothing is more important than his own survival!

"Director Wang! There’s an old saying in your Dragon Country, ’If they are heartless, then excuse me, Turtlefield, for being unrighteous!’"

"Could you bring me some paper?"

Director Wang looked at Turtlefield with surprise.

Wow, looks like the guy got really annoyed by Cherry Blossom’s shenanigans, even his Dragon Country language improved noticeably.

"Someone, bring pen and ink!"

The aforementioned short-haired lady brought over an A4 paper and a ballpoint pen.

Turtlefield shook his head.

"What, you want to make demands?"

"Private and crucial, please give me more paper, preferably a notebook, thank you very much!"

After saying this, Turtlefield gave the lady a deep bow.

He had made up his mind, if he was going to do it, he would do it thoroughly!

Since you sold me out, don’t blame me for selling you out completely!

Yo?

Director Wang’s eyes lit up.

Looking at Turtlefield’s readiness, it seemed he was really about to spill everything he knew.

"Quick! Fang Qing, go get a thick notebook!"

What’s that saying? ’A blessing in disguise?’

That’s it!

Compared to verbal apologies, Turtlefield’s insider news was obviously much more valuable.

...

Jiang Xiao had already taken the three kids home.

Bai Yi, as if claiming credit, handed over the spicy large serving of cold noodles to Sun Wei.

"Hey, where did you get the money for the cold noodles?"

If she remembered correctly, she hadn’t given Jiang Xiao a single penny.

"Come on, a nice uncle thought we were cute and gave it to us for free!"

Free?

Sun Wei was somewhat skeptical.

Where would anyone offer things for free in this small-scale business?

But seeing that the four of them had no intention of explaining, she couldn’t be bothered to ask.

Well, at least she didn’t have to cook tonight~

"Hey hey, don’t pour it in the bowl. I don’t want to wash dishes."

Led by Jiang Xiao, the family of five neatly squatted at the doorstep and slurped up the cold noodles.

As the sun set, the evening sky blazed a brilliant red—stunning!

"Daddy, Xi Tang wants a hug~"

"Get out of here; do you think I didn’t see the oil on your hands? You want to wipe it on me, don’t you?"

"Uh!"

Mu Xitang’s face showed a frightened marvel—his subtle little movement was caught?

"Daddy, how did you notice?"

"Hmph! That’s a long story..."

The old director of Qingshan Mental Hospital didn’t know how many times he’d been smeared by him.

Of course, that old Bide also smeared quite a bit on him!

Bai Yi, who originally wanted to stealthily smear oil on Jiang Xiao, sneakily retracted her hand.

"Daddy, shall we play video games tonight?"

"Tonight? We’ll have to ask Mom, playing too excitedly might cause insomnia."

"It’s settled then. By the way, are games really that fun? I want to try tonight."

"Year! Great!! I want to play Snow Brothers with mom!"

"Daddy has to join us too~"

"Alright, alright, whatever Shi Shi says~"

Watching the giggling family, passing villagers all showed envious expressions.

Honestly, it was hard not to be envious.

...

[Guys, if I’m not mistaken, this is the live stream of ’Analog Horror,’ right?]

[Seems like it, not sure, let me exit and re-enter.]

[This kind of ’Analog Horror’ is fucking epic—just like paradise in my dreams!]

But people just verbally envied.

Jiang Xiao had paid a price beyond measure to get to this point!

Mainly because Jiang Xiao’s genuine kindness—no, his genuinely eerie tactics—had obliterated 99.99% of people.

[Guys, I’m getting jealous of Jiang Xiao. How about we?]

[Indeed, so jealous it’s exploding. How about we check out Little Sakura?]

[Hey! Everyone, go to the Sakura livestream. That disabled is cooking.]

Cooking?

A real-life attempt at playing Dong Shi?

Meichuan Neiku must have forgotten how his BABA was despised, right?

The cooking seemed quite off.

Jiang Xiao genuinely wanted to cook a meal with his daughter.

And Meichuan Neiku? His intentions were way too obvious.

According to the plan, Meichuan Neiku was supposed to cook with Big Fatty.

Unfortunately, the latter had just given him a ’Black Tiger Heart Pluck’ that afternoon.

How could he dare invite Big Fatty?

So there he was, a one-legged, one-armed man riffing in the kitchen alone.

But this pose...

The audience in the livestream felt uncomfortable watching.

Meichuan Neiku used his hips to press firmly against the edge of the table to stabilize his lower body.

Then he pressed his face against the big grass carp to stabilize it and used his right hand to slice the fish.

Could this posture actually produce good food?

Meichuan Neiku had full confidence in his country’s specialty!

Speaking of Sakura’s special cuisine.

Many might think of sushi, right?

But Meichuan Neiku overlooked a crucial detail...

Men in Sakura almost never cook.

Because most women there are full-time homemakers; men just need to work and earn money.

Thus, his knife skills were exceptionally poor.

Adding to that his face pressing down on the fish for stabilization, the slices of fish...well, they were disastrously sliced.

He even accidentally left a cut on his face.

As for the slices of fish produced...

Uh, perhaps it’s more apt to call them chunks of fish?

Locals in the Sakura livestream couldn’t stand it anymore.

[Nani? What the heck is our Neiku-kun making? ip: Sakura]

[I want to ask, what fish is he using? ip: Sakura]

[Just not caring, going at it ahhh slice? ip: Dragon]

People in the Dragon Country were waiting for a laugh in the livestream.

[I’ve been to Sakura, their sushi usually uses Amberjack, Salmon, and Red Snapper, what’s he doing with a big grass carp? ip: Dragon]

[I remember that grass carps are okay too? Yue and Guang are famous for their raw fish dishes which include grass carp. ip: Dragon]

[Are you sure you can equate the two? ip: Dragon]

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