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Chapter 44 Bai Liu’s Blessing!

Chapter 44: Chapter 44 Bai Liu’s Blessing!

Wham!

Jiang Xiao took to the air, his size 43 foot slamming right into Wang Mei’s pockmarked face.

Wang Mei: –=≡Σ(ε¦) 0

"You fat old hag! Don’t you dare insult my wife! You’re the chunky mean old witch!"

Jiang Xiao’s strength, an impressive 16, had long surpassed that of an ordinary person.

This angry kick sent Wang Mei flying.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but he nearly kicked her fish roe out.

"Yay! Go Daddy!!"

Upstairs, Shi Shi clapped her tiny hands, cheering Jiang Xiao on.

"Wahaha! Wahahahaha~~~"

Jiang Xiao struck a superhero pose, basking in his daughter’s praise.

’The real Jiang Xiao’ was speechless inside, finding the pose embarrassingly over the top!

He was desperately trying to regain control of his body.

But Shinjiro was particularly fond of it...

For no other reason than...

Jiang Xiao’s current physical strength was so great that calling him a Superman was no exaggeration at all, he was definitely leaps and bounds beyond the average person.

It could perfectly fulfill Shinjiro’s dream to cosplay as the Dynamic Superman.

Especially since there was a ’seven-layered fat old hag’ role-playing with him...

This nearly made Nohara Shinzou lose his mind.

Jiang Xiao couldn’t snatch back even a bit of control!

Wang Mei shook her head, reeling from that whip leg.

It felt like her pituitary gland was nearly kicked off.

"Hiss...you’re really crazy!"

"Dynamic Iron Fist!"

∑∑∑（っゝд・）っ

Without wasting words, Jiang Xiao raised his fist, ready to deliver the deathblow to Wang Mei, who he had kicked to the ground.

At his side, Sun Wei’s eyes were turning red, clearly knowing this was the perfect moment to strike an enemy down!

’Bang’

Jiang Xiao’s fist hit the ground.

Unfortunately.

At the critical moment, Wang Mei awkwardly rolled away, dodging Jiang Xiao’s iron fist aimed at her head.

At the same time, she hurled her cleaver at Sun Wei to stop her in her tracks.

"Dynamic Trample!"

It was called a trample, but in reality, Jiang Xiao just took aim at Wang Mei’s lower regions and went for it.

Fuck my life!

Wang Mei shivered inside, knowing that a kick there would be no small matter.

But the kick was so fast and fierce that the already cornered Wang Mei could only forcibly flip around and used her butt to take it head-on.

Jiang Xiao didn’t hesitate, who cares what you use to block it?

In any case, he was kicking for sure!

’Puchi’ went the sound~

Huh?

Jiang Xiao was stunned.

Why did the sensation and sound of his kick feel so strange?

And now he couldn’t even pull it out...

After that kick, everyone including Sun Wei was dumbstruck.

Sunk... to the hilt?

Jiang Xiao’s foot was deeply buried, and that fat squishing around it made it impossible for him to pull his foot out.

The bullet comments fell silent too.

They had envisioned countless fighting styles.

But they had never imagined Jiang Xiao’s foot could get stuck in Wang Mei’s ass.

[That kick probably turned Wang Mei’s internal hemorrhoids into external ones...]

[Dammit! I’m eating, stop that!]

Jiang Xiao came to his senses too and started cursing at Wang Mei.

"You seven-layer fatty old hag, isn’t this just disgusting? So filthy."

I’m disgusting?

I’m filthy?!

Wang Mei finally unleashed the ancient strength within her body, her skin puffing up and bulging.

Taking advantage of her moment of muscle relaxation,

Jiang Xiao ’plopped’ his foot out.

This... this was the eerie transformation of Wang Mei?

Although she hadn’t completely transformed, one thing was for sure—the end result would be utterly repulsive!

"Wife, what are you spacing out for? Get her!"

Jiang Xiao grabbed the cleaver Wang Mei had dropped and started chopping furiously at her.

Sun Wei decided to abandon honor as well, as red runes emerged on her body, which was undergoing transformation.

Her palms became like razor-thin blades, she started slashing wildly at Wang Mei’s abdomen!

"Roar!"

Wang Mei let out an enraged roar.

This was the first time she’d ever suffered such a fatal blow during her transformation!

Fucking hell!!!

Where’s the damn startup animation for my transformation?!?!!

Not playing by the rules, utterly shameless!

When she finally completed her transformation, her body wasn’t the fat figure everyone had imagined.

Instead, she had inflated like a balloon at first.

But now, all the air seemed to have been let out, along with the fat on her body disappearing.

She had slimmed down, but she looked even more disgusting now.

Because her skin hung in loose, wrinkled folds all over her body.

Not to mention that the old skin on her face covered all her features, the skin around her stomach sagged and drooped to the ground.

Just this look alone could scare countless Chosen Ones witless.

’Bang!’

The her that shed her old skin kicked away the approaching Sun Wei with one foot.

She immediately closed in, grabbed Sun Wei’s arm, and prepared to incapacitate her.

"Donggan Superman’s Combo Whirlwind Kick! Fat-skin old monster, go to hell!"

Jiang Xiao’s calf struck against Wang Mei’s ankle.

But the latter didn’t budge an inch.

"Huh?"

Jiang Xiao refused to believe it.

"Donggan Superman’s Iron Fist Barrage!"

"Donggan Superman’s Death Headbutt!"

...

"Donggan... Donggan Superman’s Whirlwind Iron Axle Strike!"

Jiang Xiao’s voice was clearly becoming panicked.

Wang Mei stood still, just coldly turning her head to give him a glance.

"Ignorant fool, are you just tickling me?"

Jiang Xiao took a step back in fear.

─=≡(๑ŐдŐ)b: "Donggan Light Wave! Zzzzz~~~"

Everyone: ...

"Go to hell!"

Wang Mei merely slapped Jiang Xiao, flinging him away with a swing of her hand.

"Just a Chosen One with slightly better physical endurance, how dare you challenge me!"

Sun Wei wanted to rescue Jiang Xiao, but Wang Mei blocked her solidly.

"Sun Wei, you better take care of yourself first!"

"Mom and Dad!"

The three little girls upstairs were also anxious. They wanted to go down to help but knew they would only make things worse.

Sun Wei’s sharp palms could only leave superficial wounds on Wang Mei’s body.

They couldn’t cause any substantial damage.

If it weren’t for her superior speed, she would have been defeated long ago.

But what’s the use of relying solely on speed?

Thick-skinned Wang Mei could afford countless mistakes, but one error from Sun Wei would likely leave her critically wounded.

As Sun Wei pulled back her hand to organize another wave of attacks, Wang Mei finally saw her opportunity.

Now!

Without any fancy moves, Wang Mei landed a punch right in Sun Wei’s abdomen.

The latter’s stomach visibly caved in to an exaggerated extent, and then she was sent flying out like a kite with its string cut.

One punch, KO!

"Heh heh heh, that’s it? You dare to shout against me?!"

Wang Mei sneered and looked around, causing the villagers she gazed upon to step back in retreat.

It wasn’t that Sun Wei wasn’t strong, if her attacks were against someone else, they probably would have gutted them open.

The main issue is that Wang Mei’s resistance to hits after slimming down was just too terrifying. Sun Wei’s claws were no more than scratching.

"Hmph!"

Seeing no one dared meet her gaze, Wang Mei stepped toward Sun Wei, one step at a time.

It was better to deal with such trouble directly.

On the other side, ’Shinjiro’ had already been scared off.

Jiang Xiao regained control over his body.

But that slap was too harsh; he felt several ribs had pierced into his lungs.

Each breath felt like his chest was stabbed with countless needles.

He had already used his regenerative ability, but it needed a little more time...

When he saw Wang Mei approaching Sun Wei, Jiang Xiao, enduring the pain, tried to stand up.

Hisss...

It’s no good, seems like there’s not enough time.

His longing for Pai Daxing had peaked.

"Fat-skin old monster! You can’t bully our mom!"

Shi Shi and the others still came downstairs.

Despite their fear, they shakily spread their tiny arms in front of Sun Wei to protect her.

This scene triggered an indescribable sense of sorrow in Sun Wei’s heart.

For the first time, she felt the urge to cry.

She had never been particularly good to her daughters, but at the critical moment they actually...

Yes, she never treated Shi Shi as her own child.

But these little rascals saw her as their mother.

Seeing this scene before her, Wang Mei couldn’t help but sneer.

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a touching mother-daughter scene... Oh, do you know how my son died?"

How did he die?

Listening to Wang Mei, it seemed he wasn’t scared to death?

"Heh heh heh, I’ll let you know just how miserable my son was before he died~"

Shi Shi and the others were scared, even closing their eyes, but they still had no intention of running away,

"You old freak! You 95 model tank fatty! Try Pai Daxing’s ruthless Big Bully Knuckle, how about that! Old pal, you’ve gotta believe me, it tastes even better than the best sandwich you’ve ever eaten!"

It was thanks to Shi Shi and the others delaying just a bit of critical time that Jiang Xiao was able to stand up again.

Activated ability: Bai Liu’s Blessing!

Wang Mei turned around in surprise, only to see Jiang Xiao rushing toward her with a sinister smile, hand raised for a slap.

Strange?

That slap should have flattened him, yet he could stand up again?

But what of it, he would continue to tickle her?

Facing Jiang Xiao’s slap, Wang Mei had no intention of dodging, even sticking her face out a little.