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Chapter 43: Dynamic Flying Kick!

Chapter 43: Chapter 43: Dynamic Flying Kick!

Watching the elderly man who almost wet the bed, Jiang Xiao frowned in disgust.

Forget it, we’ll deal with him when Wang Mei comes over!

...

As Jiang Xiao went downstairs, he found the family of four waiting eagerly for him.

"What’s up? I was just giving him some medicine, was it necessary to be this anxious?"

Giving medicine?

It sounded like they were about to tear the house down!

"Daddy! Shi Shi wants to play video games, she wants to play ’Contra’."

Little Shi Shi was eager to show the "secret technique" her dad had taught her, to prove he loved her the most!

Thinking about the jealous and envious looks Bai Yi and Mu Xitang would give her later made Shi Shi feel even more proud.

Yes, she wanted to show off!

Sun Wei appeared with a gloomy face in front of Shi Shi.

"Early in the morning, right after breakfast, you want to play video games? No playing!"

"Daddy~"

Shi Shi, not daring to disobey Sun Wei, clung to Jiang Xiao’s trouser leg and acted spoiled.

Was this still the aloof, white-haired little Lolita?

However, this time, Jiang Xiao did not side with Shi Shi.

All things considered, playing video games first thing in the morning was indeed inappropriate.

Rejected, Shi Shi’s little face drooped.

"However, I can take you all to play something even more fun. Have you ever played hopscotch?"

Hopscotch?

The three of them shook their heads, indicating that they had never heard of it.

Before this dad, Jiang Xiao, had arrived,

they had only ever played on the gaming console and were only allowed 30 minutes each day.

Err, Jiang Xiao glanced at Sun Wei, thinking how this mom didn’t know how to spend quality time with the kids?

"Your mom definitely played hopscotch before, go ask her how to play."

Ah?

The three little ones hesitated, somewhat afraid to approach.

Though Sun Wei rarely scolded them, they still feared this stern mom a bit.

Seeing the three in this state, Sun Wei huffed.

"After I finish washing the dishes, I’ll play with you."

"Yay!"

"Mom is the best!"

"Mom, Mom, I want to be in a team with you!"

"Humph, then I’ll be on a team with Dad!"

"Uh? Then who will I be with?"

Mu Xitang felt left out.

"Well, hopscotch allows for playing solo, switch-turns doubles, switch-turns multiple, and team divisions. So, there are no limits on the number of players."

"Stop babbling, let’s help Mom wash the dishes."

While the family was doing the dishes,

a raspy voice wailed at their front door.

"Sun Wei! And her man! Get out here!"

Wang Mei, that fat lady, had come!

All smiles vanished from the faces of the family of five.

Shi Shi and the rest were frightened.

Sun Wei was anxious and worried.

Jiang Xiao... and what about that twisted smile on Jiang Xiao’s face?

It was exhilarating!

He was now in his right mind, and wouldn’t it be amazing for that fat lady to pick a fight at this moment?

"Shi Shi, you go upstairs, Jiang Xiao, you..."

"I’m with you!"

Sun Wei stared deeply at Jiang Xiao.

For Jiang Xiao, Sun Wei had always been somewhat inscrutable.

He seemed to never be afraid of anyone?

Not afraid of them, and repeatedly disregarding rules?

And...

And it seemed he really took himself to be a "Dad."

"Fine, just be careful. This time, you probably won’t be getting her pants off~"

As they spoke about taking the pants off, they exchanged smiles.

Realistically speaking, the last time Jiang Xiao took them off, it included the underwear, and many saw it happen.

With the village elders’ gossiping nature, probably the whole village knew by now.

"Sun Wei! You Jezebel! Drag out your insane husband too!!"

Insane?

I’m perfectly normal, alright!

Jiang Xiao disliked most when people called him, a normal person, mentally ill.

The clarity he had maintained was once again disrupted by Wang Mei’s provocation.

And the long-silenced Xiao seized control opportunistically.

"The seven-layered old witch is back. Fear not, wifey, I’ll handle her! Donggan Superman! Transform!!"

Having another episode?

Shi Shi and the others simply thought their dad was joking around to amuse them.

Jiang Xiao, striking a Superman pose, even seemed to radiate a heroic glow in their eyes.

"Wow~~~" x3

But Sun Wei could tell.

In an instant, it was as if Jiang Xiao was possessed by some not-so-smart entity.

Meanwhile, outside, Wang Mei, furious, blocked the door to Sun Wei’s house with a kitchen knife.

Today, she was determined to see blood drawn from that lunatic, and Sun Wei couldn’t stop her!

Not far away, villagers who had gathered to watch the excitement were everywhere.

Madam’s daughter Xiaoting and Meichuan Neiku’s wife and children were all in attendance.

In such a small place, was it not instantaneous for news to spread throughout the village?

Except for the chest-haired man who was with Meichuan Neiku, almost all the villagers, young and old, had come.

Even a few chosen ones had joined in the fun.

See?

Miss Li was even pushing a wooden cart selling sunflower seeds, peanuts, and mineral water.

Jiang Xiao, looking mighty and magnificent, made his appearance, stepping forward confidently.

"You obese witch, I won’t let it slide today! Apologizing won’t help you, uh~"

Wang Mei: ? ? ?

Shouldn’t I be the one saying that, hey!

Also, you meant to say "let you off", right?

Before the real threats had begun, Wang Mei was already choked with irritation by Jiang Xiao’s words.

At that moment, Sun Wei also came outside.

Two against one.

But everyone knew the advantage was on Wang Mei’s side.

This madwoman had first starved her sick parents to death at home.

Her husband died peeking at Sun Wei bathing, and lastly, it was said she "scared" her own child to death.

She had argued with the village women a few times,

Wang Mei in her normal state could challenge anyone, and her furious transformation was nothing short of ghostly.

Her true strength was immeasurable...

Today, she also brought along a gleaming kitchen knife; the situation was bound to escalate.

"Sun Wei! Move aside. Today, don’t interfere. I won’t bother you in the future!"

Sun Wei’s expression turned ugly; although she had never seriously fought with Wang Mei,

her instinct told her that even two of herself tied together wouldn’t be enough against her.

"Sweetheart, just let me take on this fatty alone! As a man, I should protect you."

Once again, Jiang Xiao didn’t hesitate to step in front of Sun Wei.

Laugh at the joke, not the person, indeed Xiaoxin is a real man!

In matters of principle, he sure acts with the steadiness of an adult!

The figure in front of her finally touched Sun Wei’s heart.

Whether this man was infatuated or foolish,

the fact that he consistently, unwaveringly stepped in front of her spoke volumes.

"Let me join you, our odds... are better."

The villagers watching the spectacle were all intrigued by this weird combination of chosen one and Sun Wei.

They were secretly hoping these two could finish off Wang Mei,

since everyone hated this plump widow who splashed around.

And since Wang Mei’s entire family was already gone, one could say a barefoot person is not afraid of one with shoes.

So everyone had been repeatedly tolerant of her unreasonable tyranny.

However, it was clear to the observants that even tied together, this couple was no match for Wang Mei.

Sun Wei glanced around at the "audience" nearby.

Xiaoqin, Erniu, Su Yang...

No exaggeration, many people had been bullied by Wang Mei.

If those bullied by her could unite, today they could definitely take down Wang Mei!

But clearly, this was unrealistic.

Wang Mei slightly raised her knife, her stare deadly at Jiang Xiao.

At this moment, online voting had begun.

It could roughly be divided into three categories.

[First: Jiang Xiao defeats Wang Mei! Only a 5% voting rate.]

[Second: Jiang Xiao won’t defeat Wang Mei, nor will Wang Mei defeat Jiang Xiao. Voting rate 80%.]

[Third: Wang Mei will kill Sun Wei, voting rate 11%]

The rest did not choose.

[Anyway, the chances of Jiang Xiao defeating Wang Mei are tiny.]

[Yes, Jiang Xiao really lacks effective means of attack, the beating up grandpa part has proven this.]

[Pure brute force, can martial arts really compete with Wang Mei, who "repairs strangeness"?]

[Wang Mei is most likely one of Kaidan’s high-tier combatants.]

But Jiang Xiao has a good tolerance for beating!

Plus, now that Sun Wei, this Kaidan, is willing to stand with him, it normally wouldn’t end so easily.

Seeing Sun Wei had made up her mind to stand with the lunatic,

Wang Mei cracked a smile and didn’t plan on waiting any longer.

"You little slut, seducing men isn’t enough, I think you are..."

"Dynamite Flying Kick!"

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