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Chapter 418 - 384: Private Meeting in the Conference Hall

Chapter 418: Chapter 384: Private Meeting in the Conference Hall

"Hehe, then what about that thing you promised me~"

Promised you something?

Hashimoto Ichiro was taken aback. Like Jiang Xiao, he had no memory of his former self, so he didn’t know what he had promised Xiao Xue.

But...

Adhering to the principle of asking when in doubt, Hashimoto Ichiro took a roundabout approach.

"Hehehe, I didn’t say I promised you anything, you must be mistaken, right?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xue’s face immediately turned red, just like her pre-tantrum state at Jiang Xiao’s place.

"You want to back out on your word!"

"No, no, no!" Hashimoto Ichiro immediately waved his hands and said, "I don’t want to back out, I just want to know if you can still remember clearly what my promise was."

Hearing Hashimoto say this, Xiao Xue’s expression turned back into a sweet smile.

"How annoying, you’re testing me~"

Xiao Xue’s face flushed with embarrassment as she repeatedly punched Hashimoto Ichiro in the chest with her little fists.

"Last semester you said that if I wrote you a love letter in my own blood, you would... you would, you know, be with me."

Just one sentence.

It shocked Hashimoto Ichiro and the entire Sakura live streaming room twice over.

They knew about the letter written in blood, but... who in their right mind uses that kind of blood!

Not to mention any naughty business.

Doesn’t it just sound age-inappropriate?

[Is this middle school?]

[Indecent or not, actually, Xiao Xue is already over 165 cm tall and with her mature build, it’s not entirely out of the question...]

[This is criminal! How can it not be? Just hearing it sounds particularly torturous!]

[No way, if they are all middle schoolers, it probably wouldn’t work, right? And even if something did happen, it’s not against the woman’s will, right?]

[That’s still not okay! They’re minors, and it’s not okay! Hashimoto would be facing jail time if he dared!]

[Uh, why not? Xiao Xue initiated it, right? Hashimoto was willing, and besides, he’s even younger in age, don’t forget, they are essentially first-year middle school students now!]

Two groups quarreled with each other, each believing they were in the right.

Finally, a professional couldn’t stand it any longer and stepped in to clarify.

[I’ve had almost exactly this kind of real-life experience. Whether it’s a crime or tort depends mostly on where it happened.]

[Depends on the location? How so?]

[Simple, if it happened in the girl’s home, then the boy is blameless! But if it happened in the boy’s home, Hashimoto could perform castration on Jier and still wouldn’t be able to clear his name.]

Many were skeptical, but since the guy claimed to have real experience, they decided to tentatively accept his explanation.

As for the man in question, Hashimoto Ichiro just stood there stunned.

Actually, he could be considered somewhat perverted, but there were many branches of perversion.

Specifically, he wasn’t too fond of minors and found it somewhat beastly.

Of course, that was just one aspect.

After all, if one were to disregard actual age, Xiao Xue definitely looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old.

"Uh..."

After brewing his thoughts for some time, Hashimoto Ichiro asked with the last bit of his conscience.

"Senior sister, I very politely ask, is it possible for me to change my promise?"

Xiao Xue’s expression darkened as she retorted.

"Words once spoken are like water spilled, do you think that’s possible?"

"If I were to break my word..."

"Hehe, then I would have my dad kill you!"

Hashimoto Ichiro’s face stiffened. He had heard of Qingshan’s number one rich second generation and immediately rephrased his words.

"A slip of the tongue, I just mentioned it in passing, senior sister. You’re so beautiful, I naturally would be willing."

"That’s good~"

After saying this, Xiao Xue handed Hashimoto Ichiro a note, just like the one given to Jiang Xiao, and before anyone else noticed their interaction, she skipped away with a hop and a jump.

.....

At this moment, Jiang Xiao, who had just returned to the classroom with his gang, finally had a moment to open the note.

[After evening self-study, ten o’clock, at the third flower bed in the lecture hall, waiting for you]

Huh?

Jiang Xiao furrowed his brows.

This wouldn’t do, the young boy was sickly and already caught in puppy love.

"As a flower of the motherland, a future pillar of society, and an outstanding successor of socialism, how could you commit such a heinous act?"

It merited a change of perspective.

Just the thought of Mu Xitang and Bai Yi getting into puppy love during junior high and meeting boys at a little flower bed in the dead of night made Jiang Xiao’s skin crawl.

"Jiang Xiao?"

While Jiang Xiao was considering how to deal with the situation, a voice interrupted his thoughts.

"Is that you?"

The person greeting Jiang Xiao was none other than the class study committee member, Xin Yi.

She asked tentatively, seeming a bit embarrassed.

"Jiang Xiao, that letter... was it really Xiao Xue who gave it to you?"

Jiang Xiao nodded, there was nothing to hide about that.

After getting her answer, Xin Yi nodded as well and left, her thoughts unknowable.

"Damn it! Stop right there!"

Jiang Xiao, who was late in realizing something, immediately stopped Xin Yi from leaving.

With a puzzled face, she turned around and asked.

"What’s up?"

"You busybody, don’t tell me you’re planning to go squeal to Xi Tang, are you?!"

When Xin Yi heard how Jiang Xiao addressed her, her face darkened.

"Hmph, I am the school beauty of Qingshan and a rich second-generation at home, do you think I dare to tell on you?"

Huh?

Why did the words of this nosy parker sound so sour?

"Heh, you’re just jealous because she’s rich, not only is she rich, but she’s also good-looking and has better grades than you~"

Wang Qiang mocked from the side, his words making Xin Yi instantly lose her cool and reach for a nearby workbook to throw.

However, just at that moment, the bell for class rang.

Holding the workbook and panting, Xin Yi had no choice but to give up.

The three morning classes passed by quickly.

Jiang Xiao checked out the cafeteria food at noon.

No joke, if you fed it to dogs in a mental institution, they likely wouldn’t even eat it.

"What the hell is this stir-fry, neither salty nor bland."

If one were forced to describe it, you could say that the spicy fish wasn’t spicy at all and the salty water tofu wasn’t salty at all either.

It was an assault on students’ taste buds.

Especially the soup, although it floated bits of egg and tomato, it tasted neither of egg nor tomato—neither fragrant nor salty nor sour.

It was like heating up leftover water from last night and then boiling a shoe insert in it.

It had only a faint smell of fishiness and a very strange texture.

In summation: the flavor was truly bizarre.

Jiang Xiao wondered whether all school cafeterias were like this, or if it was just this Kaidan’s school that was different from those on planet Blue Star.

After all, Jiang Xiao had never attended school.

He was the Chosen One of the Heavenly Voice.

Even the students from India found this taste difficult to accept, clamoring that a meal without Martha’s level of cooking wasn’t a meal at all.

Er...

There was one exception, though.

That was Hashimoto Ichiro, who gobbled down the kimchi like a mountain hog that had never seen fine bran, to the point where an onlooker would think he was feasting on a state banquet.

He outshone even Wang Qiang in his enthusiasm.

...

Jiang Xiao didn’t eat a bite, and Wang Qiang, sitting next to him, mumbled while eating.

"Bro Xiao, you... you came to school empty-handed today, how are you going to wear the mourning clothes in the afternoon?"

"School uniform?"

"Not wearing it is not an option, even if Xi Tang doesn’t make a move on you, but now that the rain has stopped, during the big recess in the afternoon when we do the group exercises, everyone will be in school uniforms, you’re the only one not wearing it, you’ll definitely be caught by the school disciplinary committee right away."