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Chapter 417 - 383: The Morbidly Cute Girl

Chapter 417: Chapter 383: The Morbidly Cute Girl

What level of "straight male" is this?

Titanium alloy?

Not only a straight guy but also calling her a busybody!

How could Xiao Xue stand this?

When she spoke, her voice started to whimper, as she clung to Jiang Xiao’s sleeve with a pitiful expression.

"Xiao, you, how could you suddenly become like this..."

Huh?

The meaning behind this busybody’s words seems to imply that she knows me?

"Yes, people change, and this is how I am now. If you can’t stand it, leave."

"No!"

Xiao Xue stubbornly grasped Jiang Xiao’s sleeve, emphasizing,

"I won’t leave. No matter how you change, I will always love you, and you must love me too. You can never leave me for as long as we exist!"

Jiang Xiao: ...

This busybody’s view on love seems a bit extreme.

Luckily, there’s no one at the staircase here. Otherwise, they would certainly be shocked by the icily aloof school beauty’s stubborn approach toward a boy.

"You asked me to write a confession letter with my own blood, and now I’ve done it. You, you need to keep your promise."

Jiang Xiao: "?"

I didn’t realize that the original owner of this body was so twisted!

"Worthy of being Jiang Xiao, not failing to live up to my reputation. Back in Qingshan, I used to do things like this..."

"Xiao, what are you muttering to yourself about? What mental hospital? Please don’t do anything rash!"

Faced with Xiao Xue’s crazed interrogation, Jiang Xiao casually dismissed it with a random excuse.

"You promised me, you promised me! You promised me!!"

Xiao Xue looked almost deranged, her eyes red, insisting that Jiang Xiao fulfill his promise to her!

"I’ve already given you my blood, you can’t go back on your word!"

"I get it, I understand, you don’t trust me, don’t believe that I wrote the confession letter with my blood, right?"

After saying that, she even pulled out a small knife and sliced her palm.

"Look, it’s fresh, it’s hot, blood that has just flowed from my body! Xiao, open your mouth, drink it, it can prove my love for you! Drink it!"

Damn it...

Watching the twisted behavior and abstract thought process of this busybody, Jiang Xiao finally understood the mentality of those facing strange yet peculiar situations like pai Daxing.

Honestly, it’s unnerving...

If it were a supernatural scenario, I’d just grab my big electric gun and get it over with.

But the most important thing is, this crazy girl, although deranged, is indeed a very pure human being.

"Sis, are you crazy, wait, don’t come any closer! You’re not a cannibal, are you?"

"What are you talking about!"

Xiao Xue was puffing with anger. She seemed inclined to continue her frenzy, but it appeared someone was coming nearby. Quickly, she stuffed a note into Jiang Xiao’s pocket before darting away.

Jiang Xiao also wanted to continue asking questions.

To be honest, he truly didn’t know what sort of crazy promises the original owner of this body had made to this yandere girl.

Why befriend a girl whose mind evidently wasn’t working right?

Shaking his head, Jiang Xiao went downstairs to the snack shop and bought a bunch of snacks to bring up.

After all, he had made a promise to Wang Qiang, and he couldn’t go back on his word.

...

"Xiao bro." (Munch munch) "You say." (Munch munch) "What on earth did Xiao Xue see in you?" (Munch munch)

"Heh heh~"

Jiang Xiao scoffed silently; whoever ended up with this kind of girl was seriously out of luck for eight lifetimes.

It’s just a slice to the palm this time, but what if it’s the wrist next time?

Of course, such matters involving someone’s private life, Jiang Xiao wouldn’t go blabbering about it everywhere.

Strange~

Where’s the supernatural?

The name of the Kaidan is "The Model Student."

But whether it’s these thorny students calling him "Xiao bro" every other word, or his spot near the trash can...

Everywhere people were wrestling with the same question.

That is, whether it was Jiang Xiao or Jiang Xiao, he had absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "model student."

What a joke!

"Is this cursed Kaidan rewarding me with the taste of being a student just because I took my Peach Wood Sword? But that doesn’t really make sense either."

Whether it was Xiao Xue’s pathological behavior or these bizarre water-drinking rules,

none of them was something a normal person would do.

"Bro, got any more dog teeth? Give me another pack."

Wang Qiang’s appetite and eating speed entirely justified his blubbery physique.

"I want some too!"

"Xiao Bro, give me a bag of ’Spicy Heaven’! Any scallions left?"

"Got any more Nanjing roast duck?"

"Broad beans and ’draggy’ fat, bro, you got any more?"

In just a few seconds, many hands, belonging to both acquaintances and strangers, had appeared in front of Jiang Xiao.

"There aren’t many bags left. I was the only one who went to the snack shop, and I couldn’t carry that many."

"Come on, bro, I can do it, I have big hands!"

"Your big ass! Idiot! Xiao Bro, take me with you. My backpack is big, I can carry a lot!"

’Whoosh~’

While speaking, this guy had already eagerly shaken all the books out of his backpack.

Looking at Jiang Xiao, shook his head quietly.

That was all knowledge, and yet it was scattered on the ground just like that.

In the midst of the pressing crowd, Jiang Xiao ventured to the school’s snack shop.

After all, the money Xiao Xue stuffed into her love letters was plentiful.

Most of the snacks in the shop cost fifty cents, with only a few costing a dollar; there was definitely enough to go wild with.

"Eat up, you guys, enjoy it without a peep."

Watching these kids blushing with excitement because of his treat, Jiang Xiao began to doubt the difficulty of this Kaidan once again.

Not just him, now half of the planet Blue Star was utterly baffled.

[Can someone tell me, is this really a Kaidan?]

[Whether it’s a Kaidan, I don’t know, but now I just want to order a childhood snack gift set...]

[Could this be a reward level?]

[Makes sense, after all, hasn’t Jiang God been fighting battles his whole life? Doesn’t he deserve some relaxation?]

[Don’t let your guard down. Do you guys even know what the condition for clearing this level is?]

Hm?

This question indeed stumped everyone.

[It seems like there wasn’t any mention of what the requirements to pass are?]

[Not seems like it’s just like last time at the funeral parlor, they didn’t state the conditions to pass!]

[Hey, look at Hashimoto Ichiro, this guy has even inserted himself into the fray!]

.....

At this point, Hashimoto Ichiro was also cornered by Xiao Xue at the stairway.

When he learned that Xiao Xue’s love letter was written with her own blood, he too got quite a shock.

But he quickly composed himself.

After all, it was the cherry blossom season of the two-dimensional world...

His acceptance level for certain things was relatively high.

This guy instantly imagined himself as the male protagonist favored by a yandere wealthy girl.

With a lucky flip of his hair, he turned Xiao Xue around and pressed her against the wall for a wall slam kill.

"Ohayo senpai, please spoil your kouhai to your heart’s content~"

Xiao Xue: "...?"

"Hashimoto, you... you’re finally willing to accept me?"

Xiao Xue’s tone contained three parts joy and seven parts disbelief.

Looking at the beautiful older girl who was a few centimeters taller than himself, Hashimoto Ichiro firmly made a poison oath.

"Of course, I, Hashimoto, swear that if senpai is willing, I’ll be senpai’s dog, woof! Um woof!"

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